guess what...i
f~posted from my tv
fracking sweet remote
by j bot
submissive haiku?
if im dominant then what
BDSMku
by j bot
**Imploding "HEAD meat"
Not "Heat meat".
Honestly.... can't type.
by Anonymous Poet
Gay millenials
have a problem with dairy,
yet eat their own "cheese".
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Burn in Hell Haiku:
vapid, superficial verse.
Go home to Japan!
by eat my words of wisdom
Please: more verse about
sordid carnal nastiness.
THAT'S real Haiku (not)
by Sick of your stench and tired of this site
He's mocking me!
I'm mocking myself under a pseudo pseudonym and I won't stop!
He's craving equations. I must feed him!
Bye bye the by and by for now, I'll thank the cow
for the cheese, and next time say please.
by Pig Fart Her Duck
Imploding heat meat.
Vacuum pump in rump to brain.
B4 you're insane!
by But her buttered butt, err...
Dead prostitutes, cough,
Poems, fat old mosquitoes,
Rancid moldy cheese.
by But her fly is stuck
Exploding ass meat.
Roast rump nitroglycerine.
C4 long pig ham.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Enslave all Earth's beasts
for my spoiled dairy feast.
I know no karma.
I need no dharma
Dolly llama cheeese, so pass
the crackers, honky.
And I'll pass the gass.
Proverbial cut the cheese.
Limburger blasting.
Limburger is just
really funky brie, you see.
What God made cows for.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Dead mosquitoes, cheese,
coffee, cute young prostitutes,
and bad poetry.
by But her butterfly tattooed ass in the air
Vegan Pacino
Heaps of Parma! Good Karma!
Made with walnuts, yeast
by Anonymous Poet
Baked in your pie hole
Four and twenty blackbirds
Singing. Dead of night
by Anonymous Poet
Injecting goat cheese.
Smoked Gouda Buddha bong hits.
Snorting Parmesan.
I fucking love cheese.
Cholesterol filled downfall.
Delicious descent.
Worth the heart attacks.
Worth the hardened arteries.
Red wine cracker friends.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Rape the vegan nuns on the alters of C'thulu.
Cross Country Convoy
Cathetered cock constant cruise
Canned cuisine cooking
by Mack
Pies' fart greaseless then
Remembered outside my hole
Ass blows shameful kiss
by But her fly is undone
Sunday Communion
Vegan Parmesan sprinkle
Priest, Try stopping me
by Starkitten of Cataholic Church
Changes repeating
Me commanding door open
Fortune of hustle
by But her fly is unzipped
Perhaps a cocktail.
Cocaine/frog/devil's trumpet.
And a cheap strumpet.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Maybe frog toxins.
Is there anything to lose?
Other than my mind.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Craving a new high.
Devil's trumpets are calling.
But to smoke or drink?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Slip into comfort
Dongola Nullifiers
Shoes of yesteryear
by Scuffy
Sun shines bright at dawn
Fragrant scents within this fall
Flames flicker restless
by MONARCH
Women of ages
Tranquil peace as time returns
Money spent on top
by MONARCH
Eyes dart voiceless now
Forgotten within my soul
Grass grows game of bliss
by MONARCH
Repeating changes
Open door commanding me
Hustle of fortune
by MONARCH
Armies march humbly
Wolf like sheep glances quickly
Leaves drift lonely now
by MONARCH
You won't get blisters
If you don't rake up the leaves
Ban leaf blowers, too
by Starkitten of Far away from rakes
Bird flies throughout all
Tender hug collapsing slow
Eyes dart back and forth
by MONARCH
I don't know what a
disconnect will do for me
or to me, the leaves
outside sure do look
like a wonderful change to
mixed up laptop things
by vhs
there are insane folks
in the world who will lash out
at complete strangers
I'm worried about
someone i care about right
now so Im concerned
by vhs
Be a kid again
Jumping into rain puddles
Shoes dark like mud cake
by annacuppiecake of australia
The end of the world
Is not the end of the world
There's still stuff to do
by MONARCH of Wasteland
Farts are my life now
The only problem with this
The wind is howling
by Anonymous Poet
The best way out there
Just got the best thing ever
Seatless Bicycle
by Hurts So Good
I have never seen
The wind. I am not sure why.
I just want a kite
by Greedy
The best thing now is
The wind is howling. I can't
Hear my nasty farts
by Huh.?
Nasty rat and cat
I just woke up from my nap
I am a huge cat
by Anonymous Poet
Joel from my third grade
Shat his pants but solved the prob
Turned them inside out
by Problem Solving Lithuanian
Clammy blue cheese
Aged for years in a dark cave
Bat shit everywhere
Fuck. Lost the flashlights
Too dark. Stranded and doomed
In the Earth's bowels
Plink. Plop. Trickle.drop
So we ate all the blue cheese
Cut eggers all night
by Cave Dweller of Cave
John Boy Walton's mole
An existential crisis
"I'm not a pimple!"
by Roving Reporter of Walton's Mountain
Cargo Cult drop off
Pencils, Volleyball, Pez, Gum
Lightbulbs, Pocky Sticks
by Original Prime Pantry of Incoming
Frankfurt School: weenies
Roast them slow over a fire
serve with kraut on roll
by hungry Zombies of the brainwashed cult
Email Hangman
Ol_ _ HO_S_@hotmail.com
Saved you a brownie
by Anonymous Poet
ABBA 45s
Saved up. Bought them at Woolworth's
My son sings them too
by He loves the ABBA girls of Super Trouper
Home karaoke:
Singing with my daughter, yeah!
ABBA greatest hits.
by the eternal beauty of Agnetha in 1977
Ganja brownies, right?!
If so, I'll be right over.
email your address:
darthfigpucker2@gmail.com
by df
I Just made brownies
Huge aereolas on tap
Korova Milk Bar
by Anonymous Poet
I think I'm pregnant.
Craving large leg of... something.
Ostrich? Carabao?
Raw bloody meat flesh.
A large frosty mug of beer.
And ten pairs of tits.
Young pink perky breasts,
jiggling, oscillating,
circular motion.
"Your dick is so big!"
"That was an amazing belch!"
"Have another steak."
"Buy us one more drink."
Eight hundred dollar bar tab.
Hangover of kings.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I guess I wasn't pregnant after all.