Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60141
I think I'm pregnant.
Craving large leg of... something.
Ostrich? Carabao?

Raw bloody meat flesh.
A large frosty mug of beer.
And ten pairs of tits.

Young pink perky breasts,
jiggling, oscillating,
circular motion.

"Your dick is so big!"
"That was an amazing belch!"
"Have another steak."

"Buy us one more drink."
Eight hundred dollar bar tab.
Hangover of kings.
Haiku #60141
Posted: October 13, 2018 8:48 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER of I guess I wasn't pregnant after all.