Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60150
Clammy blue cheese
Aged for years in a dark cave
Bat shit everywhere

Fuck. Lost the flashlights
Too dark. Stranded and doomed
In the Earth's bowels

Plink. Plop. Trickle.drop
So we ate all the blue cheese
Cut eggers all night
Haiku #60150
Posted: October 14, 2018 2:18 am ET
Poet & location: Cave Dweller of Cave