Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 27 Days and 76805 Haiku later...

The wind blew and extinguished
A burning lamp's wick
That's why it's so smoky in here
Remembering Nirvana
Haiku # 60196, October 15, 2018 12:45 am ET
by Simpleton
I take more showers than necessary
Because the last time I was happy
I was taking a shower
Attempting to recreate contentment
Haiku # 60195, October 15, 2018 12:40 am ET
by Simpleton of it feels like a long time ago
Deglazing the pot
White porcelain bowl. Hot stew
Martha Stewart shits
Haiku # 60194, October 15, 2018 12:29 am ET
by Martha and 400 assistants of Connecticut
Working hard scrub floor
Show you my big bento box
Join me for lunch, yes?
Haiku # 60193, October 14, 2018 10:18 pm ET
by Kit
Extra large popcorn
Hole cut out of the bottom
Yeah, that's him right there
Haiku # 60192, October 14, 2018 9:54 pm ET
by Theatre goer
The Japanese like
sordid carnal nastiness.
Look at anime!
Haiku # 60191, October 14, 2018 9:40 pm ET
by MyToyota MushySushi
guess what...i
f~posted from my tv
fracking sweet remote
Haiku # 60190, October 14, 2018 9:32 pm ET
by j bot
submissive haiku?
if im dominant then what
BDSMku
Haiku # 60189, October 14, 2018 9:27 pm ET
by j bot
**Imploding "HEAD meat"

Not "Heat meat".

Honestly.... can't type.
Haiku # 60188, October 14, 2018 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gay millenials
have a problem with dairy,
yet eat their own "cheese".
Haiku # 60187, October 14, 2018 8:26 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Burn in Hell Haiku:
vapid, superficial verse.
Go home to Japan!
Haiku # 60186, October 14, 2018 8:12 pm ET
by eat my words of wisdom
Please: more verse about
sordid carnal nastiness.
THAT'S real Haiku (not)
Haiku # 60185, October 14, 2018 8:09 pm ET
by Sick of your stench and tired of this site
He's mocking me!
I'm mocking myself under a pseudo pseudonym and I won't stop!
He's craving equations. I must feed him!
Bye bye the by and by for now, I'll thank the cow
for the cheese, and next time say please.
Haiku # 60184, October 14, 2018 8:05 pm ET
by Pig Fart Her Duck
Imploding heat meat.
Vacuum pump in rump to brain.
B4 you're insane!
Haiku # 60183, October 14, 2018 7:55 pm ET
by But her buttered butt, err...
Dead prostitutes, cough,
Poems, fat old mosquitoes,
Rancid moldy cheese.
Haiku # 60182, October 14, 2018 7:51 pm ET
by But her fly is stuck
Exploding ass meat.
Roast rump nitroglycerine.
C4 long pig ham.
Haiku # 60181, October 14, 2018 7:43 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Enslave all Earth's beasts
for my spoiled dairy feast.
I know no karma.

I need no dharma
Dolly llama cheeese, so pass
the crackers, honky.

And I'll pass the gass.
Proverbial cut the cheese.
Limburger blasting.

Limburger is just
really funky brie, you see.
What God made cows for.
Haiku # 60180, October 14, 2018 7:39 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Dead mosquitoes, cheese,
coffee, cute young prostitutes,
and bad poetry.
Haiku # 60179, October 14, 2018 7:28 pm ET
by But her butterfly tattooed ass in the air
Vegan Pacino
Heaps of Parma! Good Karma!
Made with walnuts, yeast
Haiku # 60178, October 14, 2018 7:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Baked in your pie hole
Four and twenty blackbirds
Singing. Dead of night
Haiku # 60177, October 14, 2018 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Injecting goat cheese.
Smoked Gouda Buddha bong hits.
Snorting Parmesan.

I fucking love cheese.
Cholesterol filled downfall.
Delicious descent.

Worth the heart attacks.
Worth the hardened arteries.
Red wine cracker friends.
Haiku # 60176, October 14, 2018 7:20 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Rape the vegan nuns on the alters of C'thulu.
Cross Country Convoy
Cathetered cock constant cruise
Canned cuisine cooking
Haiku # 60175, October 14, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by Mack
Pies' fart greaseless then
Remembered outside my hole
Ass blows shameful kiss
Haiku # 60174, October 14, 2018 7:11 pm ET
by But her fly is undone
Sunday Communion
Vegan Parmesan sprinkle
Priest, Try stopping me
Haiku # 60173, October 14, 2018 7:03 pm ET
by Starkitten of Cataholic Church
Changes repeating
Me commanding door open
Fortune of hustle
Haiku # 60172, October 14, 2018 7:00 pm ET
by But her fly is unzipped
Perhaps a cocktail.
Cocaine/frog/devil's trumpet.
And a cheap strumpet.
Haiku # 60171, October 14, 2018 6:56 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Maybe frog toxins.
Is there anything to lose?
Other than my mind.
Haiku # 60170, October 14, 2018 6:53 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Craving a new high.
Devil's trumpets are calling.
But to smoke or drink?
Haiku # 60169, October 14, 2018 6:50 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Slip into comfort
Dongola Nullifiers
Shoes of yesteryear
Haiku # 60168, October 14, 2018 6:17 pm ET
by Scuffy
Sun shines bright at dawn
Fragrant scents within this fall
Flames flicker restless
Haiku # 60167, October 14, 2018 6:17 pm ET
by MONARCH
Women of ages
Tranquil peace as time returns
Money spent on top
Haiku # 60166, October 14, 2018 6:16 pm ET
by MONARCH
Eyes dart voiceless now
Forgotten within my soul
Grass grows game of bliss
Haiku # 60165, October 14, 2018 6:15 pm ET
by MONARCH
Repeating changes
Open door commanding me
Hustle of fortune
Haiku # 60164, October 14, 2018 6:14 pm ET
by MONARCH
Armies march humbly
Wolf like sheep glances quickly
Leaves drift lonely now
Haiku # 60163, October 14, 2018 6:13 pm ET
by MONARCH
You won't get blisters
If you don't rake up the leaves
Ban leaf blowers, too
Haiku # 60162, October 14, 2018 6:13 pm ET
by Starkitten of Far away from rakes
Bird flies throughout all
Tender hug collapsing slow
Eyes dart back and forth
Haiku # 60161, October 14, 2018 6:12 pm ET
by MONARCH
I don't know what a
disconnect will do for me
or to me, the leaves

outside sure do look
like a wonderful change to
mixed up laptop things
Haiku # 60160, October 14, 2018 12:27 pm ET
by vhs
there are insane folks
in the world who will lash out
at complete strangers

I'm worried about
someone i care about right
now so Im concerned
Haiku # 60159, October 14, 2018 11:43 am ET
by vhs
Be a kid again
Jumping into rain puddles
Shoes dark like mud cake
Haiku # 60158, October 14, 2018 9:02 am ET
by annacuppiecake of australia
The end of the world
Is not the end of the world
There's still stuff to do
Haiku # 60157, October 14, 2018 8:53 am ET
by MONARCH of Wasteland
Farts are my life now
The only problem with this
The wind is howling
Haiku # 60156, October 14, 2018 6:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The best way out there
Just got the best thing ever
Seatless Bicycle
Haiku # 60155, October 14, 2018 2:30 am ET
by Hurts So Good
I have never seen
The wind. I am not sure why.
I just want a kite
Haiku # 60154, October 14, 2018 2:28 am ET
by Greedy
The best thing now is
The wind is howling. I can't
Hear my nasty farts
Haiku # 60153, October 14, 2018 2:27 am ET
by Huh.?
Nasty rat and cat
I just woke up from my nap
I am a huge cat
Haiku # 60152, October 14, 2018 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Joel from my third grade
Shat his pants but solved the prob
Turned them inside out
Haiku # 60151, October 14, 2018 2:21 am ET
by Problem Solving Lithuanian
Clammy blue cheese
Aged for years in a dark cave
Bat shit everywhere

Fuck. Lost the flashlights
Too dark. Stranded and doomed
In the Earth's bowels

Plink. Plop. Trickle.drop
So we ate all the blue cheese
Cut eggers all night
Haiku # 60150, October 14, 2018 2:18 am ET
by Cave Dweller of Cave

John Boy Walton's mole
An existential crisis
"I'm not a pimple!"
Haiku # 60149, October 13, 2018 11:39 pm ET
by Roving Reporter of Walton's Mountain
Cargo Cult drop off
Pencils, Volleyball, Pez, Gum
Lightbulbs, Pocky Sticks
Haiku # 60148, October 13, 2018 11:35 pm ET
by Original Prime Pantry of Incoming
Frankfurt School: weenies
Roast them slow over a fire
serve with kraut on roll
Haiku # 60147, October 13, 2018 10:19 pm ET
by hungry Zombies of the brainwashed cult
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