Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60302
Sushi submarine.
No mayo in this sandwich.
Roe and wasabi.

Madder than hatters.
Exceeds daily allowance.
Mercury fish balls.

Deformed, retarded,
Birth defect offspring off chutes.
From yuppies' raw fish.
Haiku #60302
Posted: October 19, 2018 5:46 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER