Pink pink pink pink pink
But darker at the edges
of wet universe
Haiku #59124, by Liberated Librarian Liaison Linkage of Lechery September 5, 2018 5:28 pm ET
You keeping busy?
Sent you a box of panties
From the nursing home
Haiku #59123, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Low Mileage Vaginas September 5, 2018 5:23 pm ET
Don't take your licking
Lying down. Open your snatch
(jaws of victory)
Haiku #59122, by Hiroshima WHOOPS YOU ARE A MAN of course it was not obvious at first September 5, 2018 5:22 pm ET
Harvest Festival
Replaced with private concert:
Skin Flute Sonata
Haiku #59121, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Conservatory of Music September 5, 2018 5:20 pm ET
Starkitten will fall
DOOM is here. Don't play with string
and don't lap star-milk
Haiku #59120, by Nagashima Hirosaki thinks of you every time he voids his Haiku September 5, 2018 5:16 pm ET
Librarian moans
From the cunnilingus nook
Long overdue. Fine.
Haiku #59119, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Moist Librarians Association September 5, 2018 5:15 pm ET
The temple harvest
festival in the moonlight
was cut off somehow
Haiku #59118, by Submit this you unpoetic gaijin filth; of course you cut off my temple harvest festival in moonlight September 5, 2018 5:12 pm ET
Oral-to-mouth prayer:
funniest cunnilingus,
yet almost holy.
Haiku #59117, by Hirosaki Nagashima of course. PS: My haiku used, owned, then sold your mama . . . at a Haiku garage sale. On the island of Honshu. After temple harves September 5, 2018 5:04 pm ET
I, Hirosaki
Nagashima: the greatest
Haiku superstar
Haiku #59116, by I already told you, filthy gaijin hairy pink ape--are you not aware of the splendor of my rising sun? BANZAAAAAIIIIIII !!!! 💥 September 5, 2018 4:56 pm ET
You, you Starkitten
stop that cunnilingus talk.
(Pink hairy Haiku)
Haiku #59115, by Horizontal Orifice of Artifice of Transnational Haiku Holdings Inc. September 5, 2018 4:49 pm ET
Hey You Starkitten
Stop talk so much about poop
And get back to work
Haiku #59114, by Yu Think yu get paid to write useless shit? of course not. I don't pay yu stand around look pretty September 5, 2018 4:43 pm ET
TYPE ANY DAMN THING
until I get caps lock off
and get myself off
Haiku #59113, by 5/7/5 Pissed in Basho's carp pool when i was drunk on Haiku of Cabbages and Kings September 5, 2018 4:39 pm ET
Starkitten, it's time
to make your full transition
to hormone heaven.
Haiku #59112, by Celestial Ambrosial Bestial Vestal of the Unmortared Pestle of Your Imminent Haiku Implosion September 5, 2018 4:35 pm ET
Bono lost his bitch
virtue-signaling to mom.
Just strum your geetar.
Haiku #59111, by Sonny and Cher Bonehead of boner poppers of London Ltd September 5, 2018 4:29 pm ET
Haiku is Japa-
nese. Dirty knees look at these
harmonious verses.
Haiku #59110, by Nagashima Hirosaki of smoking ruins of poetics September 5, 2018 4:24 pm ET
About the poem:
shut up now and contemplate
big fake Chinese moon
Haiku #59109, by moonlight over frontier gate of old inn of lost happiness where the taoist sage went to die in the arms of courtesan kwanyin September 5, 2018 4:18 pm ET
Your plum wine and pipe
Another cheap chinese trick:
no happy ending
Haiku #59108, by Disorientalizing Landscape of Ji Xsiang accept VISA paypal encrypted thunder upon the flowing mountain of jade happiness gate September 5, 2018 4:13 pm ET
You! Old man Ji Xsiang
Too long you dwell on the heights.
Pay with VISA card
Haiku #59107, by Disorientalizing Tendency of Paypal encrypted September 5, 2018 4:09 pm ET
Stench of your verses
fouls the holy limpid air . . .
scrawl your way out, bitch.
Haiku #59106, by Disorientalizing Tendency of Ji Xsiang accept VISA September 5, 2018 4:04 pm ET
Bono lost his voice
So now he's looking for that
And the other thing
Haiku #59105, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest September 5, 2018 1:51 pm ET
Bono lost his voice
So now he's looking for that
And the other thing
Haiku #59104, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest September 5, 2018 1:50 pm ET
Have you heard of this?
Removed all clothes to take shit.
Knew someone like that.
Haiku #59103, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest September 5, 2018 1:41 pm ET
Why do cashiers ask
How's your day going so far?
Stop saying "PERFECT!"
Haiku #59102, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest September 5, 2018 1:33 pm ET
Some Van Morrison
Buy her cider and apples
Fall. Cunnilingus.
Haiku #59101, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cunnilingus Committee September 5, 2018 1:27 pm ET
Young Warren Beatty
You see yourself as this, sir
More Pee Wee Herman
Haiku #59100, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Advice September 5, 2018 11:20 am ET
Acrobatics. Fun.
Cunnilingus Somersault
Practice your routine
Haiku #59099, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Trapeze School September 5, 2018 10:45 am ET
Dude, She needs Haiku
Good coffee, Cunnilingus
Come on, make her smile.
Haiku #59098, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Marrisge Enciunter September 5, 2018 10:27 am ET
My wife resembles the McDonald's "Grimace" from behind when she is naked. Or perhaps Barney the dinosaur. Fat purple bulging drooping sagging bloated and I just want to run away and live in a sewer like the IT clown. That actually looks kind of fun.
I'd like to get a job where I just sit around playing with myself all day long. I would lounge around behind a 2 way mirror. People could take pictures of me. Kind of like a zoo monkey. I mean, why not? Call it performance art or something. Get a government grant.