Oral-to-mouth prayer:
funniest cunnilingus,
yet almost holy.

I, Hirosaki
Nagashima: the greatest
Haiku superstar

You, you Starkitten
stop that cunnilingus talk.
(Pink hairy Haiku)

Hey You Starkitten
Stop talk so much about poop
And get back to work

TYPE ANY DAMN THING
until I get caps lock off
and get myself off

Starkitten, it's time
to make your full transition
to hormone heaven.

Bono lost his bitch
virtue-signaling to mom.
Just strum your geetar.

Haiku is Japa-
nese. Dirty knees look at these
harmonious verses.

About the poem:
shut up now and contemplate
big fake Chinese moon

Your plum wine and pipe
Another cheap chinese trick:
no happy ending

You! Old man Ji Xsiang
Too long you dwell on the heights.
Pay with VISA card

Stench of your verses
fouls the holy limpid air . . .
scrawl your way out, bitch.

Bono lost his voice
So now he's looking for that
And the other thing

Bono lost his voice
So now he's looking for that
And the other thing

Have you heard of this?
Removed all clothes to take shit.
Knew someone like that.

Why do cashiers ask
How's your day going so far?
Stop saying "PERFECT!"

Some Van Morrison
Buy her cider and apples
Fall. Cunnilingus.

Young Warren Beatty
You see yourself as this, sir
More Pee Wee Herman

Acrobatics. Fun.
Cunnilingus Somersault
Practice your routine

Dude, She needs Haiku
Good coffee, Cunnilingus
Come on, make her smile.

My wife resembles the McDonald's "Grimace" from behind when she is naked. Or perhaps Barney the dinosaur. Fat purple bulging drooping sagging bloated and I just want to run away and live in a sewer like the IT clown. That actually looks kind of fun.

Hop on Pop? wait..Hey
On Incest Awareness Day?
Uncle Seuss, Not Today!!

Did Ronco make that?
Knife ads on TV. Ginsu.
Thin slice. Roast Haiku.

He craves mouth music
Gets around. All the venues.
Limp shrimp on menu.

Muzak while dining
Bloody pants now crimson. Stained.
Deboned and Deveined.

always an answer
but it is the song that never
ends, ends, ends, ends...

Carpentry Project.
Reclaimed Wood. Built a new bench.
Blow jobs in comfort

Should be portable
Eve: First female Carpenter
Made banana stand

Shel Bussey in drag
You measure twice and cut once
Blow Jobs: not so much

Seen bench around town
He needs D.I.Y. Project
Build him a cage, girl.


"Private" Detective

Astrotheme website
All Compatibilities
Kurt Cobain and me

I feel like courtney
love is having a nervous
breakdown posting haiku...

Dildo in fridge: Coldplay
Went to Putney School with her
She was a coke fiend

Better lawyer up
Paltrow gonna sue, Goku
Jail. Sudoku. You.

mises, human action
she responded gazundheit
austrian skool, you

Give back the dildo.
Rightful owner is pissed off
Signed, Gwyneth Paltrow

Shoe shopping again
I work full time with camels
Walking behind them

Didn't you love it
When those cats picked up the tab?
Free Breakfast. Gene Rosen.

how many people are
you having a convo with
fucking DID

we are legion
so say the alters and one
insist they've antlers

fucking rudolph

Instant millionaire
Funny how things turn out
Solid Gold Dildo

Hello, Zoo monkey
Can't offer you position
Overqualified

Easy solution.
Just pour table salt on it
Like a garden slug

Facebook. Disturbing.
Pics sent to friend by stranger.
Dick next to beer can

Hello, Zoo Monkey?
You got the job.Start Wednesday.
Bring that used dildo.

We provide your lunch.
Zoo visitors buy your treats
Please have a clean ass

What is the most disturbing thing you have seen on Facebook?

I promise I won't throw my poo this time.
Please remove the restraints.
Well, fuck you then, buddy!

I'd like to get a job where I just sit around playing with myself all day long. I would lounge around behind a 2 way mirror. People could take pictures of me. Kind of like a zoo monkey. I mean, why not? Call it performance art or something. Get a government grant.

Dumpster dive a gourmet meal.
Find an old wallet filled with cash.
And a slightly used ipod.
Brand new shoes.
And a dildo.
But the dildo was used, I'm pretty sure.

Goddamn... I have work to do and I don't want to do any of it... I just want to quit and live out of dumpsters. In the US that's not a problem... I don't recommend it in a 3rd world country.

Why can't women poop alone?
I mean, why is that?

I've seen a lot about eating bugs lately. Funny that I just got back from the land of bug eaters. Yes they are high in protein, but to make them taste good requires a lot of salt. High blood pressure results. I'll pass on the MSG grasshoppers. Popcorn is fine.

My wife is drinking.
I hope that she passes out.
I'll fuck her cute friend.

Poop poop poop poop poop.
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop.
Poop poop poop poop poop.

It's not about length
Freud spoke of "Haiku Envy"
A matter of depth