Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
You! Old man Ji Xsiang
Too long you dwell on the heights.
Pay with VISA card
Haiku # 59107 September 5, 2018 4:09 pm ET
by Disorientalizing Tendency of Paypal encrypted
Stench of your verses
fouls the holy limpid air . . .
scrawl your way out, bitch.
Haiku # 59106 September 5, 2018 4:04 pm ET
by Disorientalizing Tendency of Ji Xsiang accept VISA
Bono lost his voice
So now he's looking for that
And the other thing
Haiku # 59105 September 5, 2018 1:51 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Bono lost his voice
So now he's looking for that
And the other thing
Haiku # 59104 September 5, 2018 1:50 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Have you heard of this?
Removed all clothes to take shit.
Knew someone like that.
Haiku # 59103 September 5, 2018 1:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Why do cashiers ask
How's your day going so far?
Stop saying "PERFECT!"
Haiku # 59102 September 5, 2018 1:33 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Some Van Morrison
Buy her cider and apples
Fall. Cunnilingus.
Haiku # 59101 September 5, 2018 1:27 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cunnilingus Committee
Young Warren Beatty
You see yourself as this, sir
More Pee Wee Herman
Haiku # 59100 September 5, 2018 11:20 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Advice
Acrobatics. Fun.
Cunnilingus Somersault
Practice your routine
Haiku # 59099 September 5, 2018 10:45 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Trapeze School
Dude, She needs Haiku
Good coffee, Cunnilingus
Come on, make her smile.
Haiku # 59098 September 5, 2018 10:27 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Marrisge Enciunter
My wife resembles the McDonald's "Grimace" from behind when she is naked. Or perhaps Barney the dinosaur. Fat purple bulging drooping sagging bloated and I just want to run away and live in a sewer like the IT clown. That actually looks kind of fun.
Haiku # 59097 September 5, 2018 9:19 am ET
by
Hop on Pop? wait..Hey
On Incest Awareness Day?
Uncle Seuss, Not Today!!
Haiku # 59096 September 4, 2018 10:19 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Teacher Librarians
Did Ronco make that?
Knife ads on TV. Ginsu.
Thin slice. Roast Haiku.
Haiku # 59095 September 4, 2018 10:10 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Knife Sharpening
He craves mouth music
Gets around. All the venues.
Limp shrimp on menu.

Muzak while dining
Bloody pants now crimson. Stained.
Deboned and Deveined.
Haiku # 59094 September 4, 2018 8:38 pm ET
by Sandy Paper of Vancouver BC Cheque please
always an answer
but it is the song that never
ends, ends, ends, ends...
Haiku # 59093 September 4, 2018 8:27 pm ET
by It'sGOKU! of sporting goods
Carpentry Project.
Reclaimed Wood. Built a new bench.
Blow jobs in comfort

Should be portable
Eve: First female Carpenter
Made banana stand

Shel Bussey in drag
You measure twice and cut once
Blow Jobs: not so much

Seen bench around town
He needs D.I.Y. Project
Build him a cage, girl.


"Private" Detective
Haiku # 59092 September 4, 2018 8:26 pm ET
by Sandy Paper of Vancouver BC
Astrotheme website
All Compatibilities
Kurt Cobain and me
Haiku # 59091 September 4, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
I feel like courtney
love is having a nervous
breakdown posting haiku...
Haiku # 59090 September 4, 2018 6:50 pm ET
by It'sGOKU!
Dildo in fridge: Coldplay
Went to Putney School with her
She was a coke fiend
Haiku # 59089 September 4, 2018 6:44 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Better lawyer up
Paltrow gonna sue, Goku
Jail. Sudoku. You.
Haiku # 59088 September 4, 2018 6:26 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Conjugal Visitors
mises, human action
she responded gazundheit
austrian skool, you
Haiku # 59087 September 4, 2018 5:52 pm ET
by GokuItsGOKU!
Give back the dildo.
Rightful owner is pissed off
Signed, Gwyneth Paltrow
Haiku # 59086 September 4, 2018 4:30 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Goop Scoop
Shoe shopping again
I work full time with camels
Walking behind them
Haiku # 59085 September 4, 2018 4:18 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Camels
Didn't you love it
When those cats picked up the tab?
Free Breakfast. Gene Rosen.
Haiku # 59084 September 4, 2018 2:22 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Incredible Edible Egg
how many people are
you having a convo with
fucking DID

we are legion
so say the alters and one
insist they've antlers

fucking rudolph
Haiku # 59083 September 4, 2018 1:54 pm ET
by Goku of previously known as VHS
Instant millionaire
Funny how things turn out
Solid Gold Dildo
Haiku # 59082 September 4, 2018 12:38 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Antique Dildo Roadshows
Hello, Zoo monkey
Can't offer you position
Overqualified
Haiku # 59081 September 4, 2018 12:35 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Masturbation Zoo
Easy solution.
Just pour table salt on it
Like a garden slug
Haiku # 59080 September 4, 2018 12:25 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Penis Haters
Facebook. Disturbing.
Pics sent to friend by stranger.
Dick next to beer can
Haiku # 59079 September 4, 2018 12:23 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Discount Beverage
Hello, Zoo Monkey?
You got the job.Start Wednesday.
Bring that used dildo.

We provide your lunch.
Zoo visitors buy your treats
Please have a clean ass
Haiku # 59078 September 4, 2018 12:19 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Employment Agency
What is the most disturbing thing you have seen on Facebook?
Haiku # 59077 September 4, 2018 7:22 am ET
by
I promise I won't throw my poo this time.
Please remove the restraints.
Well, fuck you then, buddy!
Haiku # 59076 September 4, 2018 7:21 am ET
by
I'd like to get a job where I just sit around playing with myself all day long. I would lounge around behind a 2 way mirror. People could take pictures of me. Kind of like a zoo monkey. I mean, why not? Call it performance art or something. Get a government grant.
Haiku # 59075 September 4, 2018 7:19 am ET
by
Dumpster dive a gourmet meal.
Find an old wallet filled with cash.
And a slightly used ipod.
Brand new shoes.
And a dildo.
But the dildo was used, I'm pretty sure.
Haiku # 59074 September 4, 2018 7:15 am ET
by
Goddamn... I have work to do and I don't want to do any of it... I just want to quit and live out of dumpsters. In the US that's not a problem... I don't recommend it in a 3rd world country.
Haiku # 59073 September 4, 2018 7:13 am ET
by
Why can't women poop alone?
I mean, why is that?
Haiku # 59072 September 4, 2018 7:11 am ET
by
I've seen a lot about eating bugs lately. Funny that I just got back from the land of bug eaters. Yes they are high in protein, but to make them taste good requires a lot of salt. High blood pressure results. I'll pass on the MSG grasshoppers. Popcorn is fine.
Haiku # 59071 September 4, 2018 7:09 am ET
by
My wife is drinking.
I hope that she passes out.
I'll fuck her cute friend.
Haiku # 59070 September 4, 2018 7:06 am ET
by
Poop poop poop poop poop.
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop.
Poop poop poop poop poop.
Haiku # 59069 September 4, 2018 7:05 am ET
by Beavis
It's not about length
Freud spoke of "Haiku Envy"
A matter of depth
Haiku # 59068 September 4, 2018 1:13 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Egotists
Tell me what you think?
Statute of limitations
For the rock throwing?
Haiku # 59067 September 4, 2018 12:44 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest...He should turn himself in
Not As The World Turns
Sing: Since the world was turning
The Piano Man
Haiku # 59066 September 3, 2018 10:26 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Remember he sang:
I am an innocent man
O yes I am. See?
Haiku # 59065 September 3, 2018 10:23 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Justice Project "He didn't start the fire. It was always burning.
And for the record
Billy Joel..Not an arsonist
Threw Rocks. Glass Houses
Haiku # 59064 September 3, 2018 9:18 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Have a piano
Fall on your head from rooftop?
Song stuck on the brain.
Haiku # 59063 September 3, 2018 8:11 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Haiku Lone Wolf
i have had enough of you
I'm not posting here anymore
Haiku # 59062 September 3, 2018 7:16 pm ET
by vhs
Smelly fur taco
Passed Madonna's son Rocco
Still like a virgin
Haiku # 59061 September 3, 2018 3:34 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Obstetrics & Groinocology
Nelly Furtado
Just pooped on your windshield, sir.
Then she flew away
Haiku # 59060 September 3, 2018 2:15 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Birdwatchers
poetry is dead
Haiku # 59059 September 3, 2018 9:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All poets should die!!!...

I mean DYE... their hair.
Bright rainbow colors,
get drunk and pass out
flowers to strangers on street corners
THEN KILL THEM... selves.
Haiku # 59058 September 3, 2018 6:50 am ET
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