Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59092
Carpentry Project.
Reclaimed Wood. Built a new bench.
Blow jobs in comfort

Should be portable
Eve: First female Carpenter
Made banana stand

Shel Bussey in drag
You measure twice and cut once
Blow Jobs: not so much

Seen bench around town
He needs D.I.Y. Project
Build him a cage, girl.


"Private" Detective
Haiku #59092
Posted: September 4, 2018 8:26 pm ET
Poet & location: Sandy Paper of Vancouver BC