BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
199 Days
67583 Haikus
now the "people" are
polarized and the worries
are quite civil...war
Haiku #58752, by vhs
July 31, 2018 1:31 pm ET

we may have more sane
and concrete enemies than
the fowl beasts of earth...
Haiku #58751, by vhs of trust but verify
July 30, 2018 6:09 pm ET

Oh my God, the chickens got out!
When they learn to put knives on their own spur claw without humans doing it to them, is the day the human race will meet its doom. They will slit our throats in unison and KFCs will be burnt to the ground. I've been trying to train them not to attack each other, but to go after the life-like human dummies in the training yard. Go for the jugular. They love me though. They will never turn on me. Don't worry.
Haiku #58750, by
July 30, 2018 12:33 am ET

i brought out my dark
side to play with for a while
hes in the closet
Haiku #58749, by vha
July 29, 2018 11:35 pm ET

outgrowing the dead
prisons of life that distract
like dive bars of life
Haiku #58748, by vhs
July 29, 2018 11:21 pm ET

some people make the
petty things in life more a deal
than they should be
Haiku #58747, by vhs
July 29, 2018 5:59 pm ET

perverts, extroverts
introverts, ambiverts, and
vodka martinis
Haiku #58746, by vhs of shaken, not stirred
July 29, 2018 9:05 am ET

the internet was
a lonely place at the start
and can be these times...
Haiku #58745, by vhs of 404 unlinked
July 28, 2018 7:47 pm ET

one day all these posts
will just be here, staying here
who or what reads them?
Haiku #58744, by vhs
July 27, 2018 7:37 pm ET

what kind of haiku
are made in china, sold say
by a wal mart store?
Haiku #58743, by vhs of rollback on haiku, dozen for 89 cents
July 26, 2018 7:50 pm ET

buddha decided
to drop in on china to
put some ideas taown
Haiku #58742, by vhs
July 26, 2018 8:59 am ET

free vbucks
Haiku #58741, by Anonymous Poet
July 25, 2018 7:32 pm ET

haikus are from ja
pan and they are like poems
they are from japan
Haiku #58740, by kynape of china
July 25, 2018 7:15 pm ET

if i can come to
understand another word
my mind alters so
Haiku #58739, by vhs
July 25, 2018 8:52 am ET

Jeg ser på som to
Trær vokser inn i himmelen
Og de blir et tre
Haiku #58738, by MONARCH of Amerika
July 25, 2018 1:28 am ET

i didnt need drugs
i had saturday morning cartoons
and plumbers that got
bigger when they ate mushrooms...

go ask alice when she is 10 feet tall
Haiku #58737, by vhs
July 24, 2018 5:35 pm ET

Nothing shocks me now.
Unless I put my finger
in the light socket.

I actually like getting shocked, as strange as that sounds. The buzzing, tingling, teeth clenching like tripping on acid for two seconds until you let go and the clan just killed two pigs and a goat for the big fiesta and I'm going to eat some mushrooms and be as obnoxious as possible and hit on my wife's friends and cousins when she's not looking and I'll just blame the drugs, although it's not really the drugs b/c it's preplanned and if you never sin then Jesus died for nothing so it's okay. Have you ever skateboarded on shrooms? No, I guess you never have nor will and I understand. Not everyone climbs mountains and talks to shimmering bushes and does what the bushes tell them to do but they should. I mean, it's that or the fucking TV! Take your pick.
When my children are enraptured with Youtube video game commentaries, I chase them out of the house and tell them to go steal something, do drugs, or throw rocks at old people. One of these days they will listen!
Haiku #58736, by df
July 24, 2018 12:03 pm ET

how much is shocking
when shocking is not shocking
i find that shocking
Haiku #58735, by vhs
July 23, 2018 8:37 am ET

Food porn toots my horn.
You want it but can't have it.
Unless you are rich.
Haiku #58734, by Fuck Donald Trump
July 23, 2018 4:59 am ET

i heard a lot of
talk about nibiru from
conspiracy nuts
Haiku #58733, by vhs
July 22, 2018 9:26 pm ET

some folks younger than
me work circles around me
i bug the bb
generation, there's hope
and theres steely dan
Haiku #58732, by vhs of steely dan was a diledoe, from yokohama three
July 22, 2018 8:49 am ET

gen x knows too much
is never enough, greed is good
claimed some well dressed fool

american psycho
has given way to mtf
not that i mind...
Haiku #58731, by vhs
July 22, 2018 8:46 am ET

Is an ex-porn star
considered Ex-XXX?
Once one, always one.

Jesus! Streets signs and store fronts and cars and busses... and fuck it... too much shit for me to deal with. Goddamn Google!
Haiku #58730, by df
July 21, 2018 10:59 pm ET

do you like your food
porn well done, raw or medium
well said Reagan
Haiku #58729, by vhs of donald, the
July 21, 2018 10:41 pm ET

i was getting a
bit concerned you were dead I'm
glad it is not so...
Haiku #58728, by vhs of xxxxx
July 21, 2018 8:50 pm ET

so to get you bitch
bitch bitchy buddy? about
time you showed's

a fleshlight for you
Haiku #58727, by vhs of xxxx
July 21, 2018 8:25 pm ET

You doing porn now?
Referring to XXX.
Nice to be employed.
Haiku #58726, by df
July 21, 2018 8:24 pm ET

to long for a day
where the worst things to bitch on
was cafe' food...amen
Haiku #58725, by vhs of xxx
July 21, 2018 8:45 am ET

irony rusted
iron turned to dust ironic
ideas powdered
Haiku #58724, by vhs
July 20, 2018 7:03 pm ET

it all comes to one
last something, hurrah, then tge
true story begins
Haiku #58723, by vhs
July 19, 2018 11:48 pm ET

conspiracy fades
into myth like faith, deeds, magic
tragic past life
Haiku #58722, by vhs
July 19, 2018 8:48 am ET

A moth came whispered
Everything to me in time
Twitching in cocoon
Haiku #58721, by MONARCH
July 19, 2018 2:58 am ET

the day passes, the
story continues for some
and ends for others
Haiku #58720, by vhs
July 18, 2018 8:36 pm ET

i can hear BOOM in
the air and I thought the day
would drag on but no
Haiku #58719, by vhs
July 17, 2018 3:26 pm ET

I have a day off
and the weather does not take
days off on tuesdays...
Haiku #58718, by vhs of racken fraken severe weather
July 17, 2018 2:32 pm ET

i am on the path
of exercizing my right
to work my body
Haiku #58717, by vhs
July 17, 2018 6:57 am ET

I look to the rock
From which I was carved sometimes
Feel like a pebble
Haiku #58716, by David Ben David
July 16, 2018 1:31 pm ET

The nightmares seep in
Water in a submarine
Carrying some weight
Haiku #58715, by MONARCH
July 16, 2018 12:55 am ET

pastor said what weighs me
they he she down, what burdens
all of us, let go
Haiku #58714, by vhs
July 15, 2018 5:33 pm ET

i work with some who
ask existential questions
about where to go

and what to do and
now i understand how i
was in those same times
Haiku #58713, by vhs
July 14, 2018 7:14 pm ET

He gathers the tents
He sits up there like a stone
Visits now and then
Haiku #58712, by David Ben David
July 14, 2018 12:29 am ET

Butterfly net I found one
Other way around?
Haiku #58711, by Adam Ben Adam
July 14, 2018 12:20 am ET

Grass grows in silence
Quivered breath as time returns
Wealth flows in the light
Haiku #58710, by MONARCH
July 14, 2018 12:17 am ET

Oh well in that case
I'll have to throw you some pearls
We're speaking in code
Haiku #58709, by MONARCH
July 13, 2018 11:06 pm ET

oh there's always a
hook, good or bad but it seems
pigs are not around
Haiku #58708, by vhs
July 13, 2018 7:58 pm ET

I sigh you're sighin'
We're all sighin' for Zion
Have any fish yet?
Haiku #58707, by MONARCH of COCOON
July 13, 2018 1:08 am ET

on a hill seeking
the shining city, zion
but we have ice cream!
Haiku #58706, by vhs of summer
July 12, 2018 9:07 pm ET

I am oh so tired
Where are all the butterflies?
Looking for Monarchs
Haiku #58705, by Adam Ben Adam
July 11, 2018 11:09 pm ET

i see the end of
things i like and feel like i
need to do something
Haiku #58704, by vhs
July 11, 2018 6:27 pm ET

even in times of
great crisis one has to put
out words of "wisdom"
Haiku #58703, by vhs
July 10, 2018 11:52 am ET