each day is a place
in time and space, and can serve
as that space of rest
by vhs
and not to be cast
aside to doom but just a
break from those dumb games
by vhs
i want to be thrown
aside, discarded, ignored
not caring, and just
not seen, taking a
break from all the petty bull
shit neon shirtted
drones at the dump say
and pull orders to folks they
don't know and take trash
out on
by vhs
one day at a time
sitting in a basement far
from human social
stuff, taking down notes
on how life ended up in
that place and that time
by vhs
Kerouac at Big
Sur writing his best alone
no sickos down in
his Beat, questioning
his era of conformity
on vacation
by vhs
i am not sure if
i am alone here today
or this place is chill?
by vhs
once again the small
parts of the world threaten to
secede and the next
Grey Champion for
better or worse hits the stands
to make history
by vhs
most of the pastries
were eaten by staff at work
and the rest, are food
for the avian
set that likes to drop in and
eat bread thrown their way
out where i live
by vhs
yes this is real life
folks, yes i know some folks here
I get to see the
inner workings
of a restaurant and eat
some down to earth food
that's really quite good
by vhs
i see vhs
with trashbag full of croissants
happy and content
crumbs in his mustache
kittens crawling over him
munching on spinach
by dvd
Snake with limbs and wings
Pretty much a dinosaur
I think anyway
by Anonymous Paleontologist
Grim Reaper employed
By the IRS part-time
You know... death, taxes
Government shutdown
Massive employee layoff
Now he's unemployed...
by Anonymous Parsimony
I drag on and on.
So I got the name Dragon
Enough about you....
Let's talk about me.
Because that is all I see
I can't get enough
by Dragon of the cave on the mountain top
Spectral bee nectar
Invisible sideshow of life
Death in the alley
by Dragon
well getting sick is
a pain in the ass but the
body stops so we
are FORCED to chill out
by vhs
oh you had the whole
dadaist protest idea
too huh, I think folks
need to deconstruct
protests in a form of art
movement, had this thought!
by vhs
Original meme
Man in sackcloth with a sign
Read only: "REPENT"
by adam ben adam
Occupy Yourself
The antidote to groupthink
Carrying blank signs
by dvd
Weaving sound
Fingers on strings squeeze
Out a tapestry and I see
Through a window needing cleaning
Thoughts of people
Never having met
Telescopic admiration
Moved by action at a distance
Birds chirp in cages wings aching
by Anonymous Poet
Facing the spacing
Interiorizing it
Longing to belong
by alfamike
this is one of those
haiku when i don't have much
to say because well
what the fuck did i
just read here?
by vhs
Huh huh, dude, you said
you're number 2, huh huh huh.
Yeah yeah, heh heh heh.
Maybe I'm your dad.
Like, 'cause I went number two.
I gave birth to you.
No way, you dumbass.
That, like, makes you his mom, dude.
Oh yeah... you're really smart.
B&B
Beavis and Butthead.
Beer and Burgers.
Bed and Breakfast.
Boobs and butts
Babes and bitches.
by zentrum margaguna
Dreaming of horses
Conditional affection?
Hope deferred so long
by dvd
this is one of those
"haiku" when I've no idea
what i want to say
by vhs
remember our friend
here is a Vogon, the WORST
no 3rd WORST poems
in the universe...
me I am #2 so i am more
worst, dunno about Slavoj
by vhs
I had a cat once
It cornered a mouse
The mouse got up on two legs
And punched the cat in the face
Cat was stunned
Mouse escaped
by dvd
Death Valley heat wave
My lust for her, but her heart,
Arctic circle cold
by Primitive Lifeform
Did forty push-ups.
The sweat drips from my nethers
after the third set.
by Darth Figpucker
I have exactly
one hour to kill before
"meeting" my client.
How many gross haiku
can I compose in that time?
Or I'll exercise?
Or I can do both!
I wonder how that works out.
No pun intended.
by Darth Figpucker
Those Krampusnacht vids
on youtube fascinate me.
I think I'm in love.
Or something like it.
Love, not lust, so get your minds
out of the gutter.
To be a demon,
for just one night of the year.
What could be better?
And you can be mean
to little brats and children.
I am so jealous.
by Darth Figpucker, The Highly Inappropriate
I've done many things.
But getting AIDS from poodles,
that is a new one.
The dead manatee,
she was frisky this morning.
Or that was maggots.
by Darth Figpucker, Esq.
patient: doc, I want you to cure me
doctor figpucker: I am prescribing you AIDS
the end
by Anonymous Poodle
i try to ignore
some of the stuff posted on
here and try to post
stuff that doesn't push
scat or splat or whatever
but i can, do push
by vhs
some of the stuff on
here turns my stomach so i
can understand why
folks might move along
by vhs
i have relatives
going over family
pictures and here this
is internet One
as it once was, not as it
is now, a bit not
seen
by Anonymous Poet
can anybody direct me on how to remove my haiku from this website?
I did contact Janis but no reply!
i will appreciate your kind direction
by Anonymous Poet
Too much coffee is killing me, but if not for coffee I'd kill myself.
by Anonymous Poet
I wonder what my wife would do if I got her some of that vag-tightening-jel.
Not that it would matter. I imaging screwing a tight pussy manatee would be about the same thing.
Santa with puke in beard... I think I am jealous.
But I think I'd rather be a drunken Krampus.
by df
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People in winter
Racing mind leaves home once more
Music plays around
by dvd
between all the jokes
and abuse of the last few
posts if i tried to
say something about
Philip K Dick I fear just
Beavis And Butthead
You said dick,...
by vhs
confiscated spring
fallen apart it and I
heart-teasing trial
by Anonymous Poet
imagine df
as mall santa but thing is
its fucking august
children run away
from vomit stained beard santa
had too much nutmeg
with his satchel full
cheap amanita mushrooms
and cans of nitrous
its quite possible
the man had sex with poodle
not jealous at all
by Anonymous Poodle
Never have children.
If you don't regret it now,
you will one day soon.
Considering the state of the world, it's pointless to have children anyway; you'll only be bringing more pain and misery into a world where there is already plenty. Better just to fuck whores, get AIDS, and die young. But it's too late for me.
by Anonymous Poet
When the next girl went on stage and spread her legs, it looked exactly like an Arby's roast beef sandwich and smelled similar. The beef they use isn't really beef, but some mystery conglomeration of rejected parts from dog food companies, processed with food coloring and flavors added. Having had friends who worked there made this a known fact and even they wouldn't eat it if it was free. You felt the same about this fur burger displayed in the window stage. Like in those old Life cereal commercials, "Give it to VHS, he'll eat anything."
by Anonymous Poet
She wore a t-shirt that said "Vampyres suck better!" The misspelled vampire in large red Gothic lettering. She was the kind of girl you'd forbid your daughter to have as a friend and encourage your son to take advantage of and then dump. It was wrong to see her naked, but every politician, lawyer, and preacher from 5 towns away was also viewing her young naked body, so how wrong could it be?
by Anonymous Poet
Digital folk art
Is that what this place might be?
That sounds about right
by Primitive Lifeform