Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57131
Those Krampusnacht vids
on youtube fascinate me.
I think I'm in love.

Or something like it.
Love, not lust, so get your minds
out of the gutter.

To be a demon,
for just one night of the year.
What could be better?

And you can be mean
to little brats and children.
I am so jealous.
Haiku #57131
Posted: August 8, 2017 9:00 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker, The Highly Inappropriate