Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57112
She wore a t-shirt that said "Vampyres suck better!" The misspelled vampire in large red Gothic lettering. She was the kind of girl you'd forbid your daughter to have as a friend and encourage your son to take advantage of and then dump. It was wrong to see her naked, but every politician, lawyer, and preacher from 5 towns away was also viewing her young naked body, so how wrong could it be?
Haiku #57112
Posted: August 6, 2017 3:31 am ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet