Huh huh, dude, you said
you're number 2, huh huh huh.
Yeah yeah, heh heh heh.
Maybe I'm your dad.
Like, 'cause I went number two.
I gave birth to you.
No way, you dumbass.
That, like, makes you his mom, dude.
Oh yeah... you're really smart.
B&B
Beavis and Butthead.
Beer and Burgers.
Bed and Breakfast.
Boobs and butts
Babes and bitches.
by zentrum margaguna
Dreaming of horses
Conditional affection?
Hope deferred so long
by dvd
this is one of those
"haiku" when I've no idea
what i want to say
by vhs
remember our friend
here is a Vogon, the WORST
no 3rd WORST poems
in the universe...
me I am #2 so i am more
worst, dunno about Slavoj
by vhs
I had a cat once
It cornered a mouse
The mouse got up on two legs
And punched the cat in the face
Cat was stunned
Mouse escaped
by dvd
Death Valley heat wave
My lust for her, but her heart,
Arctic circle cold
by Primitive Lifeform
Did forty push-ups.
The sweat drips from my nethers
after the third set.
by Darth Figpucker
I have exactly
one hour to kill before
"meeting" my client.
How many gross haiku
can I compose in that time?
Or I'll exercise?
Or I can do both!
I wonder how that works out.
No pun intended.
by Darth Figpucker
Those Krampusnacht vids
on youtube fascinate me.
I think I'm in love.
Or something like it.
Love, not lust, so get your minds
out of the gutter.
To be a demon,
for just one night of the year.
What could be better?
And you can be mean
to little brats and children.
I am so jealous.
by Darth Figpucker, The Highly Inappropriate
I've done many things.
But getting AIDS from poodles,
that is a new one.
The dead manatee,
she was frisky this morning.
Or that was maggots.
by Darth Figpucker, Esq.
patient: doc, I want you to cure me
doctor figpucker: I am prescribing you AIDS
the end
by Anonymous Poodle
i try to ignore
some of the stuff posted on
here and try to post
stuff that doesn't push
scat or splat or whatever
but i can, do push
by vhs
some of the stuff on
here turns my stomach so i
can understand why
folks might move along
by vhs
i have relatives
going over family
pictures and here this
is internet One
as it once was, not as it
is now, a bit not
seen
by Anonymous Poet
can anybody direct me on how to remove my haiku from this website?
I did contact Janis but no reply!
i will appreciate your kind direction
by Anonymous Poet
Too much coffee is killing me, but if not for coffee I'd kill myself.
by Anonymous Poet
I wonder what my wife would do if I got her some of that vag-tightening-jel.
Not that it would matter. I imaging screwing a tight pussy manatee would be about the same thing.
Santa with puke in beard... I think I am jealous.
But I think I'd rather be a drunken Krampus.
by df
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People in winter
Racing mind leaves home once more
Music plays around
by dvd
between all the jokes
and abuse of the last few
posts if i tried to
say something about
Philip K Dick I fear just
Beavis And Butthead
You said dick,...
by vhs
confiscated spring
fallen apart it and I
heart-teasing trial
by Anonymous Poet
imagine df
as mall santa but thing is
its fucking august
children run away
from vomit stained beard santa
had too much nutmeg
with his satchel full
cheap amanita mushrooms
and cans of nitrous
its quite possible
the man had sex with poodle
not jealous at all
by Anonymous Poodle
Never have children.
If you don't regret it now,
you will one day soon.
Considering the state of the world, it's pointless to have children anyway; you'll only be bringing more pain and misery into a world where there is already plenty. Better just to fuck whores, get AIDS, and die young. But it's too late for me.
by Anonymous Poet
When the next girl went on stage and spread her legs, it looked exactly like an Arby's roast beef sandwich and smelled similar. The beef they use isn't really beef, but some mystery conglomeration of rejected parts from dog food companies, processed with food coloring and flavors added. Having had friends who worked there made this a known fact and even they wouldn't eat it if it was free. You felt the same about this fur burger displayed in the window stage. Like in those old Life cereal commercials, "Give it to VHS, he'll eat anything."
by Anonymous Poet
She wore a t-shirt that said "Vampyres suck better!" The misspelled vampire in large red Gothic lettering. She was the kind of girl you'd forbid your daughter to have as a friend and encourage your son to take advantage of and then dump. It was wrong to see her naked, but every politician, lawyer, and preacher from 5 towns away was also viewing her young naked body, so how wrong could it be?
by Anonymous Poet
Digital folk art
Is that what this place might be?
That sounds about right
by Primitive Lifeform
of course if you TRY
then people are like yeah um
i got chips to eat....
um.....bye for now
by vhs
trying to get some
folks from diverse places to
say hi and post stuff
by vhs
hmm well you know i
always wanted to date a
gothic babe of the week...
by vhs
vhs rolls eyes
dvd shrugs his shoulders
a man can dream though
by a man
a dream is just a
dream a sigh is just a sigh
no kisses though kay?
by vhs
A dream you dream alone is only a dream
A dream you dream together is reality
by dvd
oh wait, no no no
BURGER BURGER BURGER!!! hope
you got that right hmm?
by vhs
FISH
SANDWICH!!!!!
by vhs
CHICKEN
SANDWICH?
by gooback of the future
you put a sandwich
up in the window at work
and i thought it was
my lunch, which proved to
me if i am hungry I'm
going why does this
fried chicken tender
sandwich taste like fried
cod? lesson, i can
make detailed worlds and
poems but i need a basic
lesson in foodstuffs
by vhs
You know the universe is chaos
But chaos plays favorites
"Jesus Does The Dishes"
- Wingnut Dishwashers Union
by dvd
retail spaces once
alive with currency and
clerks close 1/2 off and
abandoned malls all
become new explorer pathways
empty pay phone spots
by vhs
Admiring teachings
Voiceless song without support
Blessings of wonder
04.Aug.2017
by dvd
Colorful nightmares
Cannibalism not fun
I am for dinner
by dvd
the cat just opened
the door to the office proof
cats rule the world now
by vhs
can't do much about
the past, that is why some say
focus on here, now
by vhs
some roads if they get
traveled at night you know those
phantom hitchhikers
ufos, black eyed
kids, the occasional late
night espresso place
at my age i miss
10 shot espresso drinks
by vhs
Lost in my own mind
I walk the vacant roadways
I see evil things
by S.Milly
Vaginoplasty
for poodles is quite silly
until you fuck one.
by Anonymous Poet
Not all dust is created equal
Not all movies will get a sequel
To be reborn, crying
To tell the truth, it feels a lot like dying
by adam ben adam
A bird with broken wings
Building a nest softly
Encouraged by the notion
Bones can heal
by Olea europea