if someone cloned me
i wonder if i would get sick
of me talking
over and over
about whatever it was
i talk on and on...
by vhs
who needs a net to
catch the image when you can
just go out the front
door and see it one's
self, analogue, logged, logs, birds
down the hill blue fields
by vhs of blueberry land
your net connection
so slow can't even download
a single gif file
by spambot of automated slam poetry
a plague of spam
bots decends across the world
for some reason if
they were all good at
this sort of thing there'd be spam
bot poetry websites
by vhs
i don't know what's worse
the disaster or the thought
and waiting for it
we can't worry but
there's always this sort of weird
prepper's bug some folks
get from times like these
with people holding signs with
repent on their boards
by vhs
Wolf howls disturbed
Trouble brews with no answers
Candles sway truthful
by alfamike
That's kind of...
E-scat-ological
Wouldn't you say, vhs?
by dvd
I'm feeling run into
the ground by the overwhelming
sensation all the
sensationalism and so
called "prophecy" someone shoved
Slavoj Zizek up
my ass and I'm trying
to shit out a philosophy volume
of the end of the
world in three farts
by vhs
and some guy thinks that
hypnosis has stuck some kind
of trigger in his
mind he can't get out
and he isn't sure what it is
just an undone feeling
by vhs
i want to do some
innovative stuff this
guy wants to post fart
and masturbation jokes
i cant come here and my God
anyone i ask doesn't
show up except a
good friend who gets tired of
this shit fart damn joke
stuff and it's not the
first Death by Dimitris
Lyacos who i wanted
to email about this
website and i don't expect
to hear from him now
by vhs
some people seem to think
the best thing to do is walk
away, there's times though to
get the bulldozer
ready for the obvious
Hyperspace ByPass
by vhs
cafeteria fast food
fight, name calling and other
games of the damned man
expressing inner child
by vhs
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by Phen375 of Usa
I sucked your mom's dick
while fighting five porpoises
in South Alaska
by Minisuperbraxton
listen, just shut the hell
up, find Ford Prefect and have
a drink and take a
ride on a Vogon ship
do not get me writing "Vogon poetry"
think i am bad now...
by vhs
we also waste time with
those who think life is meaningless
I might say fuck it
and go ahead and
post whatever i will post
and keep posting thus
by vhs
yes i had a thought
you were oh well I'm going
to Hell anyways
we HAVE had these long
drawn out convos for years
i still stand and stand
by vhs
I'll try to make sure
to ask housekeeping to use
bleach if you ever
take a room where i
once worked, a LOT of bleach
in fact, don't scare the
dogs thank you
by vhs
"get the feeling one
talks to one's self and leaves the
evidence behind"...
Sort of like masturbation w/o cleanup.
I do that in hotels.
That stucco on the ceiling...
well, you get the idea.
Nothing we do matters.
Give sandwiches to the homeless.
Go on a mass murder spree.
It will soon be forgotten.
Although... I do make a pretty good fucking sandwich if I say so myself. Arthur Dent worthy, I would say.
I might go pick up some beef... maybe caribou.
Sandwiches are in order. Live for the moment.
That's all we can do. Oh how fucking profound I am!...
Sammich time!
by df
for some reason books
or pringles, you can't just eat
one but a whole bunch
of course you don't EAT
books but one, then another
soon you got say, four
by vhs of i like books
the mind is willing
the body is sore, to get
up and go just left
by vhs
get the feeling one
talks to one's self and leaves the
evidence behind
by vhs
i wanted a bookcase
that looked like a bunch of milk
crates put together
but sturdier and
standing up, sorta red in
a pattern, oh shit
I'm getting ideas here
by vhs
also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluxus
not that wikipedia isn't an experiment on a chaotic design itself
by vhs
to understand how
my mind works, Discordianism
plays a slight role in
that, although Jesus
has a tight reign on how much
"Chaos" I express
by vhs
sometimes we long for
Tanelorn or The New Jerusalem
but all we get
is Camden, NJ
by vhs
entertain me brain
admire it like a pirate
Now bark like a dog!
by Mandingo Ebola of Secret Hideoutistan
Sunlight streams through the window
I rush to the bathroom to throw up
No blood this time
It's gonna be a lovely day
by Jim of SF
I think if nothing else
Cannabis is proof of intelligent design
Also, she wasn't an adulteress
She was *accused* of it
Pretty shitty trial if you ask me
Good thing the judge showed up
Been meaning to check out
The Screaming Cheetah Wheelies
Was busy all week
by dvd
it's not shocking at
all anymore, but we have
come to see trolls take
over the public space
threating property, lives
intimidation
hypocrisy casting the first stone and no fucking clue about that story about the woman who committed adultery Jesus saved from the angry mob
by vhs
like i said some things
never change, till the time comes
when words fail me
by vhs
StarWars themed gay wedding as
Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. Married byvJan-ass The Hutt.....Nippress, Ash.....gay lovers in pair of dykes... w00t!
by iamback
Nippress Ash gay. Doing gay stuff
To each other. Lovers quarrel, lovers squirrel. Secret squirrel. Secret Santa, secret Satan....
by iamback
familiar things change
seeing "for sale" by an old
hangout, strange changes
by vhs
spambots took over
bboard after bboard, like
internet pod people
by vhs
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i just watched some end
time Bible prophecy thing on
youtube. I should
have known it is close
to the end when the Red Sox
won their first world series
by vhs
Ancient feeling day
Being dead is a turn off
Smoke tar thyme roses
by dvd
Who never jacked off
to Mary Ann and Ginger
after long school days?
Dawn Wells was fucking hot.
by df
Echoes in reverse
Reverberations between
I suppose the point
by !&? of
If you have a pregnant hamster
Give it a protein source before
It gives birth
Or it will eat its babies
by not sure what im trying to get at here
Guitar strings needed
I still can't read sheet music
Beethoven was deaf
by Olea europaea
vhs as gilligan
df as the japanese soldier
in that one episode
plenty of wild hogs to eat
show would've been better i think
by Whitey Everyday
When I remember
Things I haven't even done
Imagination?
by adam ben adam
Born in Babel
A mountain turns into plain
Like father like son
by alfamike
A depiction of mountains
In their reconstitution
Air and earth touching
by dvd
i am not sure how
many gay jokes skipper and
"little buddy" might
get but Gilligan
did move on to play Maynard
J Krebs the beatnik
by vhs
How about the theme song from Giligan's Island?
Lord.... why?!
by Anonymous Poet
Oohhhhhh.....
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Toot ta lee toot ta toot ta toot.
by Why not?
Rupture during rapture.
I had burritos last night.
Sorry about that.
Who am I kidding?
I am going straight to hell.
Hope the wife's not there.
by Darth Figpucker of Much Inappropriateness