I'll try to make sure
to ask housekeeping to use
bleach if you ever

take a room where i
once worked, a LOT of bleach
in fact, don't scare the

dogs thank you

"get the feeling one
talks to one's self and leaves the
evidence behind"...

Sort of like masturbation w/o cleanup.
I do that in hotels.
That stucco on the ceiling...
well, you get the idea.

Nothing we do matters.
Give sandwiches to the homeless.
Go on a mass murder spree.
It will soon be forgotten.
Although... I do make a pretty good fucking sandwich if I say so myself. Arthur Dent worthy, I would say.

I might go pick up some beef... maybe caribou.
Sandwiches are in order. Live for the moment.
That's all we can do. Oh how fucking profound I am!...

Sammich time!

for some reason books
or pringles, you can't just eat
one but a whole bunch

of course you don't EAT
books but one, then another
soon you got say, four

the mind is willing
the body is sore, to get
up and go just left

get the feeling one
talks to one's self and leaves the
evidence behind

i wanted a bookcase
that looked like a bunch of milk
crates put together

but sturdier and
standing up, sorta red in
a pattern, oh shit

I'm getting ideas here

also

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluxus

not that wikipedia isn't an experiment on a chaotic design itself

to understand how
my mind works, Discordianism
plays a slight role in

that, although Jesus
has a tight reign on how much
"Chaos" I express

sometimes we long for
Tanelorn or The New Jerusalem
but all we get

is Camden, NJ

entertain me brain
admire it like a pirate
Now bark like a dog!

Sunlight streams through the window
I rush to the bathroom to throw up
No blood this time
It's gonna be a lovely day

I think if nothing else
Cannabis is proof of intelligent design
Also, she wasn't an adulteress
She was *accused* of it
Pretty shitty trial if you ask me
Good thing the judge showed up
Been meaning to check out
The Screaming Cheetah Wheelies
Was busy all week

it's not shocking at
all anymore, but we have
come to see trolls take

over the public space
threating property, lives
intimidation

hypocrisy casting the first stone and no fucking clue about that story about the woman who committed adultery Jesus saved from the angry mob

like i said some things
never change, till the time comes
when words fail me

StarWars themed gay wedding as
Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. Married byvJan-ass The Hutt.....Nippress, Ash.....gay lovers in pair of dykes... w00t!

Nippress Ash gay. Doing gay stuff
To each other. Lovers quarrel, lovers squirrel. Secret squirrel. Secret Santa, secret Satan....

familiar things change
seeing "for sale" by an old
hangout, strange changes

spambots took over
bboard after bboard, like
internet pod people

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i just watched some end
time Bible prophecy thing on
youtube. I should

have known it is close
to the end when the Red Sox
won their first world series

Ancient feeling day
Being dead is a turn off
Smoke tar thyme roses

Who never jacked off
to Mary Ann and Ginger
after long school days?

Dawn Wells was fucking hot.

Echoes in reverse
Reverberations between
I suppose the point

If you have a pregnant hamster
Give it a protein source before
It gives birth
Or it will eat its babies

Guitar strings needed
I still can't read sheet music
Beethoven was deaf

vhs as gilligan
df as the japanese soldier
in that one episode
plenty of wild hogs to eat
show would've been better i think

When I remember
Things I haven't even done
Imagination?

Born in Babel
A mountain turns into plain
Like father like son

A depiction of mountains
In their reconstitution
Air and earth touching

i am not sure how
many gay jokes skipper and
"little buddy" might

get but Gilligan
did move on to play Maynard
J Krebs the beatnik

How about the theme song from Giligan's Island?
Lord.... why?!

Oohhhhhh.....
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Toot ta lee toot ta toot ta toot.

Rupture during rapture.
I had burritos last night.
Sorry about that.

Who am I kidding?
I am going straight to hell.
Hope the wife's not there.

Rupture!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other SLIDE.

let it go
let it go
let it go - calmness

the french protective device for a man's parts in sports might be known as a Jaques Strape

Some days I just want to defenestrate everyone I see.

What do you call a cow that's just given birth?
... DeCALFinated.

Insanity pants
Who would like to dance perchance?
I live next to you

ashamed of the rain
wasn't like here this last year
Winter Will decide

i feel the blues on
something trivial but those
closest hurt the most

lido missed the boat
and Boz Scaggs did a song on
him, as he shuffled

the thing about geese
is when they stir they just might
honk you off their

property hissing
hiss hiss hiss all the way home
kinda silly such birds

the doctor said you
must realize this condition
will be for your life

the patient said well
I'll spend a lifetime doing
some research on it

then

amazing what a
few words can do arranged in
a sort of way to

make a "poem", as
some spots might see this as good
old nuts grafitti

but Basquiat made
a legacy out of his
stuff in his short life

Starkle, starkle, little twink.
What the hell are you, I think.
Up above the world so big
like a dirty little pig.
--Old Black Joe

Not a wind stirred.
Not a goose stirred.

Johnny drew a monster.
The monster chased him.
Just in time, Johnny erased him.
--unknown

King rules without grief
Summer heat destined to pass
Cleansing in my mind