StarWars themed gay wedding as
Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. Married byvJan-ass The Hutt.....Nippress, Ash.....gay lovers in pair of dykes... w00t!

Nippress Ash gay. Doing gay stuff
To each other. Lovers quarrel, lovers squirrel. Secret squirrel. Secret Santa, secret Satan....

familiar things change
seeing "for sale" by an old
hangout, strange changes

spambots took over
bboard after bboard, like
internet pod people

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i just watched some end
time Bible prophecy thing on
youtube. I should

have known it is close
to the end when the Red Sox
won their first world series

Ancient feeling day
Being dead is a turn off
Smoke tar thyme roses

Who never jacked off
to Mary Ann and Ginger
after long school days?

Dawn Wells was fucking hot.

Echoes in reverse
Reverberations between
I suppose the point

If you have a pregnant hamster
Give it a protein source before
It gives birth
Or it will eat its babies

Guitar strings needed
I still can't read sheet music
Beethoven was deaf

vhs as gilligan
df as the japanese soldier
in that one episode
plenty of wild hogs to eat
show would've been better i think

When I remember
Things I haven't even done
Imagination?

Born in Babel
A mountain turns into plain
Like father like son

A depiction of mountains
In their reconstitution
Air and earth touching

i am not sure how
many gay jokes skipper and
"little buddy" might

get but Gilligan
did move on to play Maynard
J Krebs the beatnik

How about the theme song from Giligan's Island?
Lord.... why?!

Oohhhhhh.....
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Toot ta lee toot ta toot ta toot.

Rupture during rapture.
I had burritos last night.
Sorry about that.

Who am I kidding?
I am going straight to hell.
Hope the wife's not there.

Rupture!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other SLIDE.

let it go
let it go
let it go - calmness

the french protective device for a man's parts in sports might be known as a Jaques Strape

Some days I just want to defenestrate everyone I see.

What do you call a cow that's just given birth?
... DeCALFinated.

Insanity pants
Who would like to dance perchance?
I live next to you

ashamed of the rain
wasn't like here this last year
Winter Will decide

i feel the blues on
something trivial but those
closest hurt the most

lido missed the boat
and Boz Scaggs did a song on
him, as he shuffled

the thing about geese
is when they stir they just might
honk you off their

property hissing
hiss hiss hiss all the way home
kinda silly such birds

the doctor said you
must realize this condition
will be for your life

the patient said well
I'll spend a lifetime doing
some research on it

then

amazing what a
few words can do arranged in
a sort of way to

make a "poem", as
some spots might see this as good
old nuts grafitti

but Basquiat made
a legacy out of his
stuff in his short life

Starkle, starkle, little twink.
What the hell are you, I think.
Up above the world so big
like a dirty little pig.
--Old Black Joe

Not a wind stirred.
Not a goose stirred.

Johnny drew a monster.
The monster chased him.
Just in time, Johnny erased him.
--unknown

King rules without grief
Summer heat destined to pass
Cleansing in my mind

A little kingdom I possess
Where thoughts and feelings dwell
And very hard the task I find
Of governing it well

- L.M. Alcott

Card game with myself
I cheats, myself gets so mad
No one wins the game

There is no beat.

and the Beat goes on

I pissed off people.
But I never pissed on them.
For this, I am proud.

Why are you looking
here for? The joke's in your hand.
Urinal humor.

One of my favorite bully tricks in high school was to go up behind the kid at the urinal and grab them from behind and make them piss all over the place. I kind of feel bad for the janitor though. Fun times.

I saw another one where some other kid stood outside the crapper stall and pissed onto the shoes of the kids inside. I never did that... a little too demented. Proud to say that as much of an asshole as I was, I never pissed on anyone.

this is not a joke
my invitation was lost in
the mail but I'm here

so i think the joke
goes the more i blurt this place
out the more it will

be ignored but the
more i am like "don't go there!"
wedding crasher types

good one df...

dadaist art haiku

blah blah blah blah blah
extrovert vs introvert
think think think think think

blah blah blah blah think
extrovert meets introvert
think think think think BLAH

brought to you by Susan Cain
the smartest introvert ever

What do you call two titties that look the same?
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Iden-titties!

every belief has
it's sacred function as fact
remember the Sabbath

i was asked what this
place was about, poetry
exchange of ideas?

somewhat, maybe the
random fart or poop joke here
and there but here goes...

little cross hanging
silver chains controlling
devotional pray

summer heat refresh
sweet sensation cool delight
strawberry ice cream