StarWars themed gay wedding as
Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. Married byvJan-ass The Hutt.....Nippress, Ash.....gay lovers in pair of dykes... w00t!
by iamback
Nippress Ash gay. Doing gay stuff
To each other. Lovers quarrel, lovers squirrel. Secret squirrel. Secret Santa, secret Satan....
by iamback
familiar things change
seeing "for sale" by an old
hangout, strange changes
by vhs
spambots took over
bboard after bboard, like
internet pod people
by vhs
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by Shilpa Malhotra of http://www.shilpamalhotra.com/
i just watched some end
time Bible prophecy thing on
youtube. I should
have known it is close
to the end when the Red Sox
won their first world series
by vhs
Ancient feeling day
Being dead is a turn off
Smoke tar thyme roses
by dvd
Who never jacked off
to Mary Ann and Ginger
after long school days?
Dawn Wells was fucking hot.
by df
Echoes in reverse
Reverberations between
I suppose the point
by !&? of
If you have a pregnant hamster
Give it a protein source before
It gives birth
Or it will eat its babies
by not sure what im trying to get at here
Guitar strings needed
I still can't read sheet music
Beethoven was deaf
by Olea europaea
vhs as gilligan
df as the japanese soldier
in that one episode
plenty of wild hogs to eat
show would've been better i think
by Whitey Everyday
When I remember
Things I haven't even done
Imagination?
by adam ben adam
Born in Babel
A mountain turns into plain
Like father like son
by alfamike
A depiction of mountains
In their reconstitution
Air and earth touching
by dvd
i am not sure how
many gay jokes skipper and
"little buddy" might
get but Gilligan
did move on to play Maynard
J Krebs the beatnik
by vhs
How about the theme song from Giligan's Island?
Lord.... why?!
by Anonymous Poet
Oohhhhhh.....
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Toot ta lee toot ta toot ta toot.
by Why not?
Rupture during rapture.
I had burritos last night.
Sorry about that.
Who am I kidding?
I am going straight to hell.
Hope the wife's not there.
by Darth Figpucker of Much Inappropriateness
Rupture!
by Anonymous Poet
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other SLIDE.
by Anonymous Poet
let it go
let it go
let it go - calmness
by mundane
the french protective device for a man's parts in sports might be known as a Jaques Strape
by vhs
Some days I just want to defenestrate everyone I see.
by Anonymous Poet
What do you call a cow that's just given birth?
... DeCALFinated.
by Anonymous Poet
Insanity pants
Who would like to dance perchance?
I live next to you
by Concerned American of Holiday inn off I 70
ashamed of the rain
wasn't like here this last year
Winter Will decide
by Alaskan Observatory of Hollywood Shitstorm
i feel the blues on
something trivial but those
closest hurt the most
by Anonymous Poet
lido missed the boat
and Boz Scaggs did a song on
him, as he shuffled
by vhs of he left the shack, but that's ain't all he missed and he ain't comin back
the thing about geese
is when they stir they just might
honk you off their
property hissing
hiss hiss hiss all the way home
kinda silly such birds
by vhs
the doctor said you
must realize this condition
will be for your life
the patient said well
I'll spend a lifetime doing
some research on it
then
by vhs
amazing what a
few words can do arranged in
a sort of way to
make a "poem", as
some spots might see this as good
old nuts grafitti
but Basquiat made
a legacy out of his
stuff in his short life
by vhs
Starkle, starkle, little twink.
What the hell are you, I think.
Up above the world so big
like a dirty little pig.
--Old Black Joe
by Anonymous Poet
Not a wind stirred.
Not a goose stirred.
by Anonymous Poet
Johnny drew a monster.
The monster chased him.
Just in time, Johnny erased him.
--unknown
by Anonymous Poet
King rules without grief
Summer heat destined to pass
Cleansing in my mind
by alfamike
A little kingdom I possess
Where thoughts and feelings dwell
And very hard the task I find
Of governing it well
- L.M. Alcott
by dvd
Card game with myself
I cheats, myself gets so mad
No one wins the game
by Shirley Smothers
There is no beat.
by Anonymous Poet
and the Beat goes on
by vhs
I pissed off people.
But I never pissed on them.
For this, I am proud.
by df
Why are you looking
here for? The joke's in your hand.
Urinal humor.
One of my favorite bully tricks in high school was to go up behind the kid at the urinal and grab them from behind and make them piss all over the place. I kind of feel bad for the janitor though. Fun times.
I saw another one where some other kid stood outside the crapper stall and pissed onto the shoes of the kids inside. I never did that... a little too demented. Proud to say that as much of an asshole as I was, I never pissed on anyone.
by df
this is not a joke
my invitation was lost in
the mail but I'm here
by NYM
so i think the joke
goes the more i blurt this place
out the more it will
be ignored but the
more i am like "don't go there!"
wedding crasher types
by vhs
good one df...
dadaist art haiku
blah blah blah blah blah
extrovert vs introvert
think think think think think
blah blah blah blah think
extrovert meets introvert
think think think think BLAH
brought to you by Susan Cain
the smartest introvert ever
by vhs
What do you call two titties that look the same?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Iden-titties!
by df
every belief has
it's sacred function as fact
remember the Sabbath
by vhs
i was asked what this
place was about, poetry
exchange of ideas?
somewhat, maybe the
random fart or poop joke here
and there but here goes...
by vhs
little cross hanging
silver chains controlling
devotional pray
by NYM
summer heat refresh
sweet sensation cool delight
strawberry ice cream
by NYM