days long and dark still
moon rises new light revealed
time passes clock froze
by NYM
You made some really good points there. I checked on the internet for additional information about the issue and found most people will go along with your views on this site. fgbcckbggkdd
by iwitwuoe of USA
well you know david
icke is convinced reptiles run
the world in the form
of world leaders but
i know better who runs the
world...they're known as cats
by vhs of purr, you are our willing prisoner/slave
weird i was thinking
the same thing but, keanu
would just have said..."Woah.."
by vhs
Imagine if Johny Mnemonic
Had the quality of production
That The Matrix had
And vice versa
by dvd
My name is Gump and I'm here to hump!
by Forrest Does Dallas
I knew a Rainbow girl. Fat and ugly.
She believed that humans were once aliens and transplanted themselves here after destroying their home planet.
Questioning this, I asked where the motherships had gone to. And I had to laugh, I just had to.
Being this was a deeply held belief, I never saw her again. Better that way, really!
And she loved her reefer. Morning noon and night.
by df of petrobras toilettes -- likely the most interesting captcha yet.
"i don't know if it was all the dr. peppers i drank or we was in a computer program and i could do whatever i wanted...
i was fly........ing..."
Forrest Gump as the hero of the Matrix courtesy of HISHE
by vhs of life is like a box of re-runs
i knew a girl from
those rainbow gathering
circles, i don''t know
what she's smoking now
but she did have dreadlocks and
she was white so yo...
patchouli
by vhs
Sweat lodge is a good idea
I love to sauna
Been too long
by dvd
I don't trip
I fly
I don't do drugs
I am drugs
by dvd
I think they should have a new e-currency for use on porn sites:
Titcoin.
You heard it hear first.
by df
Jesus, dvd, sounds like a Rainbow Gathering.
If such the case may be, enjoy the acid.
Wear a condom.
Know where your water comes from.
Expect lice & crabs. Bedbugs are worse.
If they have a sweat lodge, you must go.
Get naked. Own the world.
Be small.
by df
Heidegger and Sartre, drinking poppy tea
I could've sworn last night I passed out in my van and now these guys are pouring one for me
I'll never leave the canyon cause I'm surrounded on all sides
By people writing novels and living on amusement rides
"I'm Writing a Novel"
Father John Misty
by dvd
why the hell can't I
post my name when i get all
wound up about the yuge
latest insight I
like to share on here i just
don't know about that
by vhs
there's an internet
film with a woman in Hell
in a dining room
face white, speaking back
and her head in the bowl and
camera zooms back
in "There is nuh.......thing"
Eyes close. why do so many
"atheists" do hell
so well in the arts
Sartre did a good one too
titled "No Exit"
by Anonymous Poet
hmm sounds like a scene
in the movie Clerks but old
Kevin Smith...namedrop!!!
by vhs
Bitcoins are brilliant
Encryption seems spooky to some
Because it means privacy
Bathroom doors accomplish that
No one complains
Even though sketchy things happen
Thought I found a dead guy once
He overdosed on something
by dvd
Gharlane of Eddore
can refer to this bad guy
from the Lensman books
or a usenet guy
who died in 2001 from a heart
attack and he was missed
by vhs
the day's a wastin'
i chat with the creatures dived
down into their realm
what am i missing?
by vhs
I always pictured
actually HOLDING a bit coin
defeats the purpose
i suspect
by vhs
I'm chatting away
about the day, my pains are
just annoyances
despite the bad life
is good right now, because the
sun is up just RIGHT
by vhs
sometimes when i see
the news i feel helpless when
i know somethings go
on in the world that
destroy lives, even if
this bad stuff exists
in the world doesn't
make it seem any less wrong
and any less lost
by vhs
The only good thing about bears
They're shitty at sneaking up on you
They leave huge piles of shit behind
If you happen upon one that's a bit
Skinny and drooling alot
That means it's really happy to see you
by dvd of Not Russia
that livejournal link
looks like it talks about say
steroids? not going
to go there i think
by vhs
http://jimmycharles822.livejournal.com/
by elliott morrison of Houston
Piloting machine
Made of flesh and bone so on
Zero chance failure
Still chances to fail
Bored of temptation myself
Metamorphosis
by dvd
In the native plains
A lamp among moths glowing
Misunderstanding
Interrupting not
Am I answering being
Me just being myself
by alfamike
maybe we should put
sriracha in the potato
salad...I'm not sure
if hot sauce is a
universally percieved
advantage in the
political arena
by vhs
i get it people
like fart jokes but since the date
for 4th of july
fart and fireworks
combo joke ideas is past
potato salad?
dvd...you iknow me, i eat a lot of sriracha
by vhs
What if you fed pigs
Nothing but bacon whole life
Would it be better?
I wonder if you'd
Need to even season it
It's bacon bacon
by Anonymous Pork
Knew guy that knew guy
Pooped in bag let sit awhile
Then inhaled the gas
To get high I guess
What do you even call that
No way to make cool
by Anonymous Poop
Daydreaming today
Bernie Sanders narrating
A shoe commercial
I bet Alex Jones
Dips everything in hot sauce
Impression I get
I am all dried up
Dehydrated exhausted
My well has run dry
by dvd
Acid rain is a real thing, if you live near coal burning plants and industrial areas, especially.
Global warming. Car exhaust, cow methane (not farts, but intestinal gas from burps, contrary to popular belief), and heat retention from concrete and asphalt. Cow ass fault.
Over-fishing of the oceans.
The great barrier reef now dead.
Volcanoes and asteroids make me happy;
They are not our fault.
Sad (... or funny?), we have the power and technology to prevent our extinction for a billion years to come, but chose to hasten it instead.
McDonald's and cell phones and MTV and aliens on the history channel and Trump trying to kill Bert and Ernie and Mr. Rogers rolling over in his grave and Carl Sagan getting stoned and Stephen Hawking paid a prostitute to jack him off while watching Alien Covenant at the AMC theater and $500,000 was paid by Cambridge to keep it quiet. No, really!
by Anonymous Poet
this is the stupid
joke i just thought of whilst wyoming
gets ready to supervolcano (latest
acid rain paranoia)
what is an Anglican minister that also specializes in ancient forensic study of ancient humans?
an episcopalentologist
by vhs
i already know all
about these guys it''s some nuts
and they're dangerous
but what else is on my mind
yellowstone going off
north koreas antics
the problem withj Illuminati
society dividing in "The Fourth Turning"
conspiracy theory videos and the people behind them
whether i should find alex jones entertaining or dangerous or both
how boring the fake news is
but i do know two things...
a robot with 8 dicks is hilarious as hell, my ass was laughed off about that last night
and Barbara Steistand must be countered by Robert Smith
and The Dude Abides :)
by vhs
fact:
all clowns are evil
especially if they try to entice you into the woods with promises of money
by clownhunter
place clowns ok:
kids birthday party
place clowns not ok:
kids bedroom closet
this is hypocrisy
clowns are inherently trustworthy
by american clown liberties union
*forced
by Anonymous Poet
The robot had penises from 8 different species,
all guaranteed to satisfy without impregnating.
She enjoyed the buffet, but then had triplets.
Buying clothes was rather difficult.
And diapers impossible.
The manufacturers have still declined to comment.
Sabotage by vhs was suspected.
Late after hours in bars only the brave are known to enter, he has been overheard muttering about how Barbara Streisand force him to do it.
The scoundrel! Faking insanity to escape prosecution.
by df
Lock-tite transvestite.
Parasitite hickey bite.
Mosquito blood slap.
DNA.
Do Not Ask.
You are doomed.
Go to your room.
Grounded like a drunken pilot.
Happy like a drunken sailor.
by Anonymous Poet
i don't think the men
who put together the Tal
mud would want this so...
I'll pass it on to you
by vhs
Sentience achieved
Now you punch me in the face
And call me Nancy
by random haiku bot of playing with gender roles
Running ketchup squeeze
Hamster oven bad combo
Mars Volta albums
by random haiku bot of all your captcha are belong to us
fuck you, microsoft
your internet backgammon
is a bag of shit
by ash
To be invalid.
Rollin' atop a Rascal.
Colostomy bag.
Golden Coral night.
Chocolate fondue sirloin.
Shrimp and cheese taco.
"This is your Future."
They know it when they see me.
And go back for fourths.
by Anotamouse Poet
well i can't stay long
you know, cats, adorable
they own humanity
by vhs
accidental art
someone drops the mans mobile
he says to the mover
great touch... Marcel Marcel
by Road Horno
it's not art any
longer when it becomes that
propaganda...tusk
panda
by Anonymous Poet
What's the strangest thing you've ever humped.
Really? Me too!
by Anonymous Poet