the day's a wastin'
i chat with the creatures dived
down into their realm

what am i missing?

I always pictured
actually HOLDING a bit coin
defeats the purpose

i suspect

I'm chatting away
about the day, my pains are
just annoyances

despite the bad life
is good right now, because the
sun is up just RIGHT

sometimes when i see
the news i feel helpless when
i know somethings go

on in the world that
destroy lives, even if
this bad stuff exists

in the world doesn't
make it seem any less wrong
and any less lost

The only good thing about bears
They're shitty at sneaking up on you
They leave huge piles of shit behind
If you happen upon one that's a bit
Skinny and drooling alot
That means it's really happy to see you

that livejournal link
looks like it talks about say
steroids? not going

to go there i think

http://jimmycharles822.livejournal.com/

Piloting machine
Made of flesh and bone so on
Zero chance failure

Still chances to fail
Bored of temptation myself
Metamorphosis

In the native plains
A lamp among moths glowing
Misunderstanding

Interrupting not
Am I answering being
Me just being myself

maybe we should put
sriracha in the potato
salad...I'm not sure

if hot sauce is a
universally percieved
advantage in the

political arena

i get it people
like fart jokes but since the date
for 4th of july

fart and fireworks
combo joke ideas is past
potato salad?

dvd...you iknow me, i eat a lot of sriracha

What if you fed pigs
Nothing but bacon whole life
Would it be better?

I wonder if you'd
Need to even season it
It's bacon bacon

Knew guy that knew guy
Pooped in bag let sit awhile
Then inhaled the gas

To get high I guess
What do you even call that
No way to make cool

Daydreaming today
Bernie Sanders narrating
A shoe commercial

I bet Alex Jones
Dips everything in hot sauce
Impression I get

I am all dried up
Dehydrated exhausted
My well has run dry

Acid rain is a real thing, if you live near coal burning plants and industrial areas, especially.
Global warming. Car exhaust, cow methane (not farts, but intestinal gas from burps, contrary to popular belief), and heat retention from concrete and asphalt. Cow ass fault.
Over-fishing of the oceans.
The great barrier reef now dead.

Volcanoes and asteroids make me happy;
They are not our fault.

Sad (... or funny?), we have the power and technology to prevent our extinction for a billion years to come, but chose to hasten it instead.

McDonald's and cell phones and MTV and aliens on the history channel and Trump trying to kill Bert and Ernie and Mr. Rogers rolling over in his grave and Carl Sagan getting stoned and Stephen Hawking paid a prostitute to jack him off while watching Alien Covenant at the AMC theater and $500,000 was paid by Cambridge to keep it quiet. No, really!

this is the stupid
joke i just thought of whilst wyoming
gets ready to supervolcano (latest
acid rain paranoia)

what is an Anglican minister that also specializes in ancient forensic study of ancient humans?

an episcopalentologist

i already know all
about these guys it''s some nuts
and they're dangerous

but what else is on my mind

yellowstone going off
north koreas antics
the problem withj Illuminati
society dividing in "The Fourth Turning"
conspiracy theory videos and the people behind them
whether i should find alex jones entertaining or dangerous or both
how boring the fake news is

but i do know two things...

a robot with 8 dicks is hilarious as hell, my ass was laughed off about that last night

and Barbara Steistand must be countered by Robert Smith

and The Dude Abides :)

fact:

all clowns are evil

especially if they try to entice you into the woods with promises of money

place clowns ok:
kids birthday party

place clowns not ok:
kids bedroom closet

this is hypocrisy
clowns are inherently trustworthy

*forced

The robot had penises from 8 different species,
all guaranteed to satisfy without impregnating.
She enjoyed the buffet, but then had triplets.
Buying clothes was rather difficult.
And diapers impossible.
The manufacturers have still declined to comment.
Sabotage by vhs was suspected.
Late after hours in bars only the brave are known to enter, he has been overheard muttering about how Barbara Streisand force him to do it.
The scoundrel! Faking insanity to escape prosecution.

Lock-tite transvestite.
Parasitite hickey bite.
Mosquito blood slap.

DNA.
Do Not Ask.
You are doomed.
Go to your room.
Grounded like a drunken pilot.
Happy like a drunken sailor.

i don't think the men
who put together the Tal
mud would want this so...

I'll pass it on to you

Sentience achieved
Now you punch me in the face
And call me Nancy

Running ketchup squeeze
Hamster oven bad combo
Mars Volta albums

fuck you, microsoft
your internet backgammon
is a bag of shit

To be invalid.
Rollin' atop a Rascal.
Colostomy bag.

Golden Coral night.
Chocolate fondue sirloin.
Shrimp and cheese taco.

"This is your Future."
They know it when they see me.
And go back for fourths.

well i can't stay long
you know, cats, adorable
they own humanity

accidental art
someone drops the mans mobile
he says to the mover

great touch... Marcel Marcel

it's not art any
longer when it becomes that
propaganda...tusk

panda

What's the strangest thing you've ever humped.
Really? Me too!

boulevardvark pie
road kill frisbie jerky snack
for toddlers and dogs.

For what it is worth,
never buy a computer
with a grounded plug.

Two prong or nothing.
If it needs a ground cable,
it could well short out.

It's no power drill.
I mean what the fuck, people.
Someone is laughing.

I can hear them now.
All the way from Chinese slums.
Blown by ocean breeze.

Chat with a wee gnome.
I suppose all gnomes are wee.
What did he tell me?

I don't remember.
He told me to do bad things.
But I can't recall.

He was pure evil.
Atop his head, a blue hat.
Contrary to red.

He drank Mountain Dew
from a small plastic bottle
and cursed profusely.

But what did he say.
If only I were sober,
then I might recall.

You're welcome very much
please drink more maple syrup
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one day at a time
but one day between those times
of earth shattering

historical events
is still one day at a time
insert thought right here

it doesn't stop though
the weather still hails, lightning
the toursts still make

unreasonable
demands on their servers and
tip very badly at

times...unless it's charlie
sheen who got so mad about a
lousy tip he gave the

guy 1000 dollars in tip

so just some time here
earl grey, perhaps friends from chats
past are looking, and darths

are still scarring would
be poets since 2011 or so...

it is the heart that
is my focus right now, one would
think older folks might

have wisdom but they
can be just as cliquish as
high school jocks and nerds

well what goes up must
come down when up no longer
has no meaning....space

i wonder what folks
think when they see those kinds of
lines meant to be the

reaction causing type

Just because I'm an olive tree doesn't mean I can't still rape domesticated farm animals.

Just because I'm a man
Doesn't mean I can't
Also be an olive tree

I'll call the exorcist for you
If you promise not to tell anyone
When you notice me sweating blood

what scares me is some
times theory becomes gospel
rather than tested

RE:Seduction of the Innocent,
1950's comic book anti propaganda

well i don't know if
I'll enjoy this like i did but
it is all just text

i mean a test, i mean
if blood starts pouring out
of my eyes call a

damned exorcist

someone's words vs
their actions, and how they act
who they were, who they

are

damn it, you know it's
me when i get put on the spot
the vote is on

look if we are on
about brands, even water
has a brand name now

Poland Springs, Voss
San Pelegrino, or some
brand from Iceland put

in bottles melted
from glaciers and we sit
5 cent returns back

Politics makes fools
of us all, yet we still talk
about the Yankees vs

The Red Sox, with all
the glory that abides such
grandiose constructs