look if we are on
about brands, even water
has a brand name now
Poland Springs, Voss
San Pelegrino, or some
brand from Iceland put
in bottles melted
from glaciers and we sit
5 cent returns back
by Anonymous Poet
Politics makes fools
of us all, yet we still talk
about the Yankees vs
The Red Sox, with all
the glory that abides such
grandiose constructs
by vhs
Trump is Obama for rednecks
Decent people voted Trump
Just as decent people voted Obama
All they vote for is a brand
Do you want globalist Pepsi?
Or horny for teenaged girls Coke?
Fuck it, I'll just have a glass of water
It probably won't fuck my children
Or sell them to the Chinese
by Anonymous Poet
I'd be somewhat okay with Trump
If he didn't go on Stern's show
And brag about watching
Teenaged girls undress
The moral here:
If you wouldn't trust a man
To even babysit your children
Maybe don't give him the White House
by Anonymous Poet
i head out the door
i tend to think the guy who gets
the most shit is the
one we have to look
out for, and who gives the guy
shit, and why they do
by vhs
well politics well
I hate this guy, i hate that
guy, blah blah blah blah
but it leads to real
serious things who is the scapegoat
of 2020 then?
by vhs
My bologna has a first name.
It is Robert.
My bologna has a second name.
It is Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
by Anonymous Poet
I'd fuck Donald Trump.
Right in his big fat orange mouth.
Grab my man pussy.
by Anonymous Poet
A large shooting star shot by.
A horny firefly was disappointed.
Can you blame it?
by Anonymous Poet
We are happy now.
Huge cunt chewing gum bubble.
Ethiopian.
by Anonymous Poet
When I dream I sometimes go places instantaneously because the speed of light doesn't apply when moving through yourself
by Olea europaea
Some people think I'm so retarded I'm intelligent and some people think I'm so intelligent I'm retarded but all I have to say to that is derrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Olea europaea
A live beehive makes a really bad piñata or a really good piñata depending on what you're trying to get out of it
by Olea europaea
A lonely invisible incognito nudist not thoroughly convinced of the reality of his own existence ironically paints a self portrait with an eraser because an image is defined equally by negative space
by Olea europaea
An amnesiac walks along the beach and sees footprints in the sand behind him and wonders who has been following him and where they went
by Olea europaea
If Bad Haiku was a girl
She wouldn't be old enough to drink
But she would already be an alcoholic
She'd split her time between
Amy Schumer and Virginia Wolfe
She'd be affectionate but not slutty
Which I suppose is a thin line
Kind of girl that randomly climbs trees
by dvd
I feel like we're two old people
With an antiques shop
Used to no one showing up
Then if someone else shows up
It's like why are you here
Even though the sign out front
Clearly says please come in
Everything old is new again
by dvd
the true test of the
survival is taking on
that which seems at the
time impossible
and living in the time after
knowing you DID
by vhs
my body does to me
what my mind does not then will
and when will i know
the body mind split
or the body mind connection
will we reconnect
or will we break up
by vhs
living during a
historical crisis with these
"things" going on right
now, live and let live
needs to be fought for as some
fight against the thought
by vhs
it's sometimes the days
are a bit of a task to just
get through and go on
by vhs
well if one is in
a mirror dealing with say
belly fat would it
do well to look in
a mirror that says objects
may appear closer
than they actually are
by vhs
A brief note to self:
Who the tuck are you really?
Objects in mirror
by dvd
give us the back to
the future joke here and give
us directions to
san dimas? something
strange is going on at the
circle k...woah...two lines
by vhs
There's no time like the
Present unless you're actually
Living in the past
At which point you may
Consider that there's no time
Quite like the future
by usb
Oh
Pour me another drink
And punch me in the face
You can call me Nancy
"Nancy From Now On"
by Father John Misty
by dvd
Father John Misty?
And he's on SubPop, well crap
i gotta get the
t-shirt of them then
by vhs
i could battle the
Devil with all my might and
somehow win but still
words may hurt more than
sticks and stones combined and they
know not Hellfire
just this dead world of
unfullfilled desire and all
to please the body
by vhs
well our pasts are the
building blocks of who we are
stone or sand aside...
by vhs
So I break shit a lot
I've lived in parking lots
I had to lose my mind
To find myself in time
by dvd
Imagine borders
Forgotten without answers
Challenge in my mind
Dances of nature
Gift of life between the stars
Success intertwined
by alfamike
Resenting mountain
Tender hug resigned to fate
Mountains reach swiftly
Control in my mind
Lost stranger is never lost
And never stranger
by alfamike
Eating of fire
Silver lines ahead of time
Control without end
Writings after rain
Silver lines now look for more
World spins back and forth
by alfamike
Nature on the ice
Buried ocean emerges
Sadly snowdrift scolds
Head hangs heavier
Dreams of falling from above
But want to go where
by alfamike
It's "The Night Josh Tillman Came To Our Apartment" by Father John Misty
by dvd
remember I'm the guy
who wished you owned a vhs
so you could watch
"The Discreet Charm of
The Bourgoise" which i might
know titles better
than codes of youtube.
but i shall be anon and hope
others well, ketch-up
by vhs
Married to myself
Impossible keep secrets
I'm never alone
As it was in the
Beginning so will it be
In the very end
by adam ben adam
Hablo español
Soy un gato volador
Queso es bueno
by Tomás el Gato Alado of El Cielo
i just hear some birds
were on the loose chickens and
the password right now
is "for sale" "eggs" it's
just too dang good to be true
for that to work out
by vhs
:)
Well summer leads to
instances of that expression
and despite my deal
It is nice to see
you back, for it would not be
the same without you
by vhs
well if we keep on
talking about cheese then you
know how that digests...
by vhs
I had a big pooh.
It made me very happy,
So had another
by mogg of Durham
well between you and
I he did have an album
called Sailing the Seas
of Cheese with Primus
given our real life cheese themed
universe theories
by vhs
Do not do nutmeg
Unless you want to become
Les Claypool - for real
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
Les Claypool does drugs so you don't have to
by Thomas the Winged Cat
vhs - you're not weird
you know you're weird
therefore not weird
not weird - wired
but yeah maybe staying away from nutmeg couldn't hurt
by dvd
People similar
Single point of origin
Happy Father's day
by adam ben adam
it goes thru parts of
history, the binge and then
the kicking of the
habits of the binges of
social to everything turn
turn turn and all that...
that whole time for all
the purposes under the
heavens and on earth
by vhs
you all just happened
to talk about this when i
picked up an audio
of Naked Lunch which
has so many vile nadirs
but drugs play a part...
I am far too weird
to need such things to get me
to where i am now
by vhs of aka ROAD HORNO
I just so happen to be an airborne feline with some interest in ethnopharmacology.
Myristicin is the hallucinogenic agent in nutmeg and mace. Myristicin is a naturally occurring insecticide and acaricide. In a 2005 study it showed possible neurotoxic effects on cultivated human neuroblastoma (cancer) cells. In 1963, Alexander Shulgin speculated myristicin could be metabolized to MMDA, a psychoactive drug related to MDA, in the liver.
by Thomas the Winged Cat