To be invalid.
Rollin' atop a Rascal.
Colostomy bag.

Golden Coral night.
Chocolate fondue sirloin.
Shrimp and cheese taco.

"This is your Future."
They know it when they see me.
And go back for fourths.

well i can't stay long
you know, cats, adorable
they own humanity

accidental art
someone drops the mans mobile
he says to the mover

great touch... Marcel Marcel

it's not art any
longer when it becomes that
propaganda...tusk

panda

What's the strangest thing you've ever humped.
Really? Me too!

boulevardvark pie
road kill frisbie jerky snack
for toddlers and dogs.

For what it is worth,
never buy a computer
with a grounded plug.

Two prong or nothing.
If it needs a ground cable,
it could well short out.

It's no power drill.
I mean what the fuck, people.
Someone is laughing.

I can hear them now.
All the way from Chinese slums.
Blown by ocean breeze.

Chat with a wee gnome.
I suppose all gnomes are wee.
What did he tell me?

I don't remember.
He told me to do bad things.
But I can't recall.

He was pure evil.
Atop his head, a blue hat.
Contrary to red.

He drank Mountain Dew
from a small plastic bottle
and cursed profusely.

But what did he say.
If only I were sober,
then I might recall.

You're welcome very much
please drink more maple syrup
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one day at a time
but one day between those times
of earth shattering

historical events
is still one day at a time
insert thought right here

it doesn't stop though
the weather still hails, lightning
the toursts still make

unreasonable
demands on their servers and
tip very badly at

times...unless it's charlie
sheen who got so mad about a
lousy tip he gave the

guy 1000 dollars in tip

so just some time here
earl grey, perhaps friends from chats
past are looking, and darths

are still scarring would
be poets since 2011 or so...

it is the heart that
is my focus right now, one would
think older folks might

have wisdom but they
can be just as cliquish as
high school jocks and nerds

well what goes up must
come down when up no longer
has no meaning....space

i wonder what folks
think when they see those kinds of
lines meant to be the

reaction causing type

Just because I'm an olive tree doesn't mean I can't still rape domesticated farm animals.

Just because I'm a man
Doesn't mean I can't
Also be an olive tree

I'll call the exorcist for you
If you promise not to tell anyone
When you notice me sweating blood

what scares me is some
times theory becomes gospel
rather than tested

RE:Seduction of the Innocent,
1950's comic book anti propaganda

well i don't know if
I'll enjoy this like i did but
it is all just text

i mean a test, i mean
if blood starts pouring out
of my eyes call a

damned exorcist

someone's words vs
their actions, and how they act
who they were, who they

are

damn it, you know it's
me when i get put on the spot
the vote is on

look if we are on
about brands, even water
has a brand name now

Poland Springs, Voss
San Pelegrino, or some
brand from Iceland put

in bottles melted
from glaciers and we sit
5 cent returns back

Politics makes fools
of us all, yet we still talk
about the Yankees vs

The Red Sox, with all
the glory that abides such
grandiose constructs

Trump is Obama for rednecks
Decent people voted Trump
Just as decent people voted Obama
All they vote for is a brand
Do you want globalist Pepsi?
Or horny for teenaged girls Coke?
Fuck it, I'll just have a glass of water
It probably won't fuck my children
Or sell them to the Chinese

I'd be somewhat okay with Trump
If he didn't go on Stern's show
And brag about watching
Teenaged girls undress
The moral here:
If you wouldn't trust a man
To even babysit your children
Maybe don't give him the White House

i head out the door
i tend to think the guy who gets
the most shit is the

one we have to look
out for, and who gives the guy
shit, and why they do

well politics well
I hate this guy, i hate that
guy, blah blah blah blah

but it leads to real
serious things who is the scapegoat
of 2020 then?

My bologna has a first name.
It is Robert.
My bologna has a second name.
It is Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.
Its name is Robert Paulson.

I'd fuck Donald Trump.
Right in his big fat orange mouth.
Grab my man pussy.

A large shooting star shot by.
A horny firefly was disappointed.
Can you blame it?

We are happy now.
Huge cunt chewing gum bubble.
Ethiopian.

When I dream I sometimes go places instantaneously because the speed of light doesn't apply when moving through yourself

Some people think I'm so retarded I'm intelligent and some people think I'm so intelligent I'm retarded but all I have to say to that is derrrrrrrrrrrrr

A live beehive makes a really bad piñata or a really good piñata depending on what you're trying to get out of it

A lonely invisible incognito nudist not thoroughly convinced of the reality of his own existence ironically paints a self portrait with an eraser because an image is defined equally by negative space

An amnesiac walks along the beach and sees footprints in the sand behind him and wonders who has been following him and where they went

If Bad Haiku was a girl
She wouldn't be old enough to drink
But she would already be an alcoholic
She'd split her time between
Amy Schumer and Virginia Wolfe
She'd be affectionate but not slutty
Which I suppose is a thin line
Kind of girl that randomly climbs trees

I feel like we're two old people
With an antiques shop
Used to no one showing up
Then if someone else shows up
It's like why are you here
Even though the sign out front
Clearly says please come in
Everything old is new again

the true test of the
survival is taking on
that which seems at the

time impossible
and living in the time after
knowing you DID

my body does to me
what my mind does not then will
and when will i know

the body mind split
or the body mind connection
will we reconnect

or will we break up

living during a
historical crisis with these
"things" going on right

now, live and let live
needs to be fought for as some
fight against the thought

it's sometimes the days
are a bit of a task to just
get through and go on

well if one is in
a mirror dealing with say
belly fat would it

do well to look in
a mirror that says objects
may appear closer

than they actually are

A brief note to self:
Who the tuck are you really?
Objects in mirror

give us the back to
the future joke here and give
us directions to

san dimas? something
strange is going on at the
circle k...woah...two lines

There's no time like the
Present unless you're actually
Living in the past

At which point you may
Consider that there's no time
Quite like the future

Oh
Pour me another drink
And punch me in the face
You can call me Nancy

"Nancy From Now On"

by Father John Misty

Father John Misty?
And he's on SubPop, well crap
i gotta get the

t-shirt of them then

i could battle the
Devil with all my might and
somehow win but still

words may hurt more than
sticks and stones combined and they
know not Hellfire

just this dead world of
unfullfilled desire and all
to please the body