Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57005
Oohhhhhh.....
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Toot ta lee toot ta toot ta toot.
Haiku #57005
Posted: July 16, 2017 4:32 pm ET
Poet & location: Why not?