Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 321 Days and 76716 Haiku later...

who needs a net to
catch the image when you can
just go out the front

door and see it one's
self, analogue, logged, logs, birds
down the hill blue fields
Haiku # 57052, July 25, 2017 11:46 am ET
by vhs of blueberry land
your net connection
so slow can't even download
a single gif file
Haiku # 57051, July 24, 2017 4:39 pm ET
by spambot of automated slam poetry
a plague of spam
bots decends across the world
for some reason if

they were all good at
this sort of thing there'd be spam
bot poetry websites
Haiku # 57050, July 23, 2017 7:59 pm ET
by vhs
i don't know what's worse
the disaster or the thought
and waiting for it

we can't worry but
there's always this sort of weird
prepper's bug some folks

get from times like these
with people holding signs with
repent on their boards
Haiku # 57049, July 23, 2017 7:11 pm ET
by vhs
Wolf howls disturbed
Trouble brews with no answers
Candles sway truthful
Haiku # 57048, July 23, 2017 12:22 pm ET
by alfamike
That's kind of...
E-scat-ological
Wouldn't you say, vhs?
Haiku # 57047, July 23, 2017 12:07 pm ET
by dvd
I'm feeling run into
the ground by the overwhelming
sensation all the

sensationalism and so
called "prophecy" someone shoved
Slavoj Zizek up

my ass and I'm trying
to shit out a philosophy volume
of the end of the

world in three farts
Haiku # 57046, July 22, 2017 7:56 pm ET
by vhs
and some guy thinks that
hypnosis has stuck some kind
of trigger in his

mind he can't get out
and he isn't sure what it is
just an undone feeling
Haiku # 57045, July 22, 2017 7:52 pm ET
by vhs
i want to do some
innovative stuff this
guy wants to post fart

and masturbation jokes
i cant come here and my God
anyone i ask doesn't

show up except a
good friend who gets tired of
this shit fart damn joke

stuff and it's not the
first Death by Dimitris
Lyacos who i wanted

to email about this
website and i don't expect
to hear from him now
Haiku # 57044, July 22, 2017 7:50 pm ET
by vhs
some people seem to think
the best thing to do is walk
away, there's times though to

get the bulldozer
ready for the obvious
Hyperspace ByPass
Haiku # 57043, July 22, 2017 7:42 pm ET
by vhs
cafeteria fast food
fight, name calling and other
games of the damned man

expressing inner child
Haiku # 57042, July 22, 2017 7:38 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 57041, July 22, 2017 2:55 am ET
by Phen375 of Usa
I sucked your mom's dick
while fighting five porpoises
in South Alaska
Haiku # 57040, July 22, 2017 2:51 am ET
by Minisuperbraxton
listen, just shut the hell
up, find Ford Prefect and have
a drink and take a

ride on a Vogon ship
do not get me writing "Vogon poetry"
think i am bad now...
Haiku # 57039, July 21, 2017 9:34 pm ET
by vhs
we also waste time with
those who think life is meaningless
I might say fuck it

and go ahead and
post whatever i will post
and keep posting thus
Haiku # 57038, July 21, 2017 9:31 pm ET
by vhs
yes i had a thought
you were oh well I'm going
to Hell anyways

we HAVE had these long
drawn out convos for years
i still stand and stand
Haiku # 57037, July 21, 2017 9:29 pm ET
by vhs
I'll try to make sure
to ask housekeeping to use
bleach if you ever

take a room where i
once worked, a LOT of bleach
in fact, don't scare the

dogs thank you
Haiku # 57036, July 21, 2017 9:26 pm ET
by vhs
"get the feeling one
talks to one's self and leaves the
evidence behind"...

Sort of like masturbation w/o cleanup.
I do that in hotels.
That stucco on the ceiling...
well, you get the idea.

Nothing we do matters.
Give sandwiches to the homeless.
Go on a mass murder spree.
It will soon be forgotten.
Although... I do make a pretty good fucking sandwich if I say so myself. Arthur Dent worthy, I would say.

I might go pick up some beef... maybe caribou.
Sandwiches are in order. Live for the moment.
That's all we can do. Oh how fucking profound I am!...

Sammich time!
Haiku # 57035, July 21, 2017 9:05 pm ET
by df
for some reason books
or pringles, you can't just eat
one but a whole bunch

of course you don't EAT
books but one, then another
soon you got say, four
Haiku # 57034, July 21, 2017 6:21 pm ET
by vhs of i like books
the mind is willing
the body is sore, to get
up and go just left
Haiku # 57033, July 21, 2017 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
get the feeling one
talks to one's self and leaves the
evidence behind
Haiku # 57032, July 21, 2017 11:51 am ET
by vhs
i wanted a bookcase
that looked like a bunch of milk
crates put together

but sturdier and
standing up, sorta red in
a pattern, oh shit

I'm getting ideas here
Haiku # 57031, July 20, 2017 9:13 pm ET
by vhs
also

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluxus

not that wikipedia isn't an experiment on a chaotic design itself
Haiku # 57030, July 20, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by vhs
to understand how
my mind works, Discordianism
plays a slight role in

that, although Jesus
has a tight reign on how much
"Chaos" I express
Haiku # 57029, July 20, 2017 9:08 pm ET
by vhs
sometimes we long for
Tanelorn or The New Jerusalem
but all we get

is Camden, NJ
Haiku # 57028, July 20, 2017 8:55 pm ET
by vhs
entertain me brain
admire it like a pirate
Now bark like a dog!
Haiku # 57027, July 20, 2017 1:36 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Secret Hideoutistan
Sunlight streams through the window
I rush to the bathroom to throw up
No blood this time
It's gonna be a lovely day
Haiku # 57026, July 20, 2017 1:05 am ET
by Jim of SF
I think if nothing else
Cannabis is proof of intelligent design
Also, she wasn't an adulteress
She was *accused* of it
Pretty shitty trial if you ask me
Good thing the judge showed up
Been meaning to check out
The Screaming Cheetah Wheelies
Was busy all week
Haiku # 57025, July 19, 2017 10:26 pm ET
by dvd
it's not shocking at
all anymore, but we have
come to see trolls take

over the public space
threating property, lives
intimidation

hypocrisy casting the first stone and no fucking clue about that story about the woman who committed adultery Jesus saved from the angry mob
Haiku # 57024, July 19, 2017 8:15 pm ET
by vhs
like i said some things
never change, till the time comes
when words fail me
Haiku # 57023, July 19, 2017 8:12 pm ET
by vhs
StarWars themed gay wedding as
Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. Married byvJan-ass The Hutt.....Nippress, Ash.....gay lovers in pair of dykes... w00t!
Haiku # 57022, July 19, 2017 2:36 pm ET
by iamback
Nippress Ash gay. Doing gay stuff
To each other. Lovers quarrel, lovers squirrel. Secret squirrel. Secret Santa, secret Satan....
Haiku # 57021, July 19, 2017 2:34 pm ET
by iamback
familiar things change
seeing "for sale" by an old
hangout, strange changes
Haiku # 57020, July 18, 2017 2:33 pm ET
by vhs
spambots took over
bboard after bboard, like
internet pod people
Haiku # 57019, July 18, 2017 2:04 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 57018, July 18, 2017 2:39 am ET
by Shilpa Malhotra of http://www.shilpamalhotra.com/
i just watched some end
time Bible prophecy thing on
youtube. I should

have known it is close
to the end when the Red Sox
won their first world series
Haiku # 57017, July 17, 2017 8:24 pm ET
by vhs
Ancient feeling day
Being dead is a turn off
Smoke tar thyme roses
Haiku # 57016, July 17, 2017 1:57 pm ET
by dvd
Who never jacked off
to Mary Ann and Ginger
after long school days?

Dawn Wells was fucking hot.
Haiku # 57015, July 17, 2017 7:48 am ET
by df
Echoes in reverse
Reverberations between
I suppose the point
Haiku # 57014, July 17, 2017 12:03 am ET
by !&? of
If you have a pregnant hamster
Give it a protein source before
It gives birth
Or it will eat its babies
Haiku # 57013, July 16, 2017 11:13 pm ET
by not sure what im trying to get at here
Guitar strings needed
I still can't read sheet music
Beethoven was deaf
Haiku # 57012, July 16, 2017 10:46 pm ET
by Olea europaea
vhs as gilligan
df as the japanese soldier
in that one episode
plenty of wild hogs to eat
show would've been better i think
Haiku # 57011, July 16, 2017 10:01 pm ET
by Whitey Everyday
When I remember
Things I haven't even done
Imagination?
Haiku # 57010, July 16, 2017 9:38 pm ET
by adam ben adam
Born in Babel
A mountain turns into plain
Like father like son
Haiku # 57009, July 16, 2017 9:37 pm ET
by alfamike
A depiction of mountains
In their reconstitution
Air and earth touching
Haiku # 57008, July 16, 2017 9:33 pm ET
by dvd
i am not sure how
many gay jokes skipper and
"little buddy" might

get but Gilligan
did move on to play Maynard
J Krebs the beatnik
Haiku # 57007, July 16, 2017 6:38 pm ET
by vhs
How about the theme song from Giligan's Island?
Lord.... why?!
Haiku # 57006, July 16, 2017 4:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oohhhhhh.....
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Toot ta lee toot ta toot ta toot.
Haiku # 57005, July 16, 2017 4:32 pm ET
by Why not?
Rupture during rapture.
I had burritos last night.
Sorry about that.

Who am I kidding?
I am going straight to hell.
Hope the wife's not there.
Haiku # 57004, July 16, 2017 4:26 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Much Inappropriateness
Rupture!
Haiku # 57003, July 16, 2017 9:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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