Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57044
i want to do some
innovative stuff this
guy wants to post fart

and masturbation jokes
i cant come here and my God
anyone i ask doesn't

show up except a
good friend who gets tired of
this shit fart damn joke

stuff and it's not the
first Death by Dimitris
Lyacos who i wanted

to email about this
website and i don't expect
to hear from him now
Haiku #57044
Posted: July 22, 2017 7:50 pm ET
Poet & location: vhs