BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Insects sang loudly.
The old drunkard mooned the moon.
The face smiled wide.
Haiku #56080, by df
February 14, 2017 11:23 pm ET

oh the hell with it
happy valentine's day and
these words are filler

like chocolate
Haiku #56079, by vhs
February 14, 2017 1:07 pm ET

You can't leave the rock.
But you can get your rocks off.
Go smoke a crack rock.

Or buy a pet rock.
Or listen to rock and roll.
Or go rock climbing.

Don't forsake the rock.
That is the wrong thing to do.
Embrace minerals.

But that takes some balls.
Have you got the minerals?
How much are they worth?

What are they made of?
Are they diamond or gold?
They are mine, all mine!
Haiku #56078, by df of Uranium ore mine getting high on radiaoctive crack rocks.
February 14, 2017 3:43 am ET

we are all one tribe
stuck on this dirty planet
can't get off the rock
Haiku #56077, by big chief
February 13, 2017 10:32 pm ET

I'm to understand
all some of those folks know is
the law of the tribe

the way of the camp
the stick, the master and in
cities none the less!
Haiku #56076, by vhs
February 13, 2017 3:26 pm ET

Before and after.
Penis enlargement techniques.
What else would they need?
Haiku #56075, by df
February 13, 2017 1:06 pm ET

i wonder if we
can have subtitles for these
arabic postings...

it will probably
say something about boner
pills and bigus dicks
Haiku #56074, by vhs
February 13, 2017 12:44 pm ET

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Haiku #56073, by pootuiyp of USA
February 13, 2017 11:41 am ET

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Haiku #56072, by Isaacvok of Qatar
February 13, 2017 11:24 am ET

I'm very thirsty.
But can't go in the kitchen.
My wife is in there.
Haiku #56071, by Anonymous Poet
February 13, 2017 8:04 am ET

Suppose you could run
So fast you went back in time
When would you run to?
Haiku #56070, by Adorable Kittens
February 13, 2017 1:11 am ET

well we shall know the
end is nigh when people start
riots over rain storms

cloudy days or too
much fog in the morning so
snow on babe snow on
Haiku #56069, by vhs
February 12, 2017 1:34 pm ET

Our species is doomed
Dumbest reproduce fastest
A losing battle
Haiku #56068, by Future Perfect
February 12, 2017 2:41 am ET

i guess people are
going to protest the obvious
now but what's odd

a fucking Simpson
joke became real and is now
a real thing right now
Haiku #56067, by vhs
February 11, 2017 1:10 pm ET

My new dinosaur.
The Tyrant-o-sore-ass Rump.
Aka T-Rump.

It has tiny hands.
The crown is bright orange feathers.
It thinks it's the king.
Haiku #56066, by df
February 11, 2017 7:36 am ET

What would Jesus do?
He would sacrifice a cow.
They did that back then.

Kosher sloppy Joes.
Served on a whole wheat bagel.
Oy vay already!
Haiku #56065, by df
February 11, 2017 7:32 am ET

Damn it, my wife's home.
I was going to watch porn.
Oh well, I'll just sleep.
Haiku #56064, by df
February 11, 2017 7:28 am ET

Imagine coffee.
Before you know it, it's real.
The power of thought.
Haiku #56063, by df
February 11, 2017 7:26 am ET

no i do not live
in hawaii, i wish i did
three feet of snow on

monday, i swear to
god it could rain blood and frogs
here and people would

just not move
Haiku #56062, by vhs
February 10, 2017 12:39 pm ET
Haiku #56061, by steroids 2017 of Houston, Texas
February 10, 2017 5:54 am ET

Dude! Seriously?!
You're living in Hawaii?!
Now I DO hate you!

I've considered it.
Surf and sun and clean living.
I love the ocean.

The cost is quite high.
What are the schools like out there?
I bet it's heaven.

If I'm ever there...
I'll terrorize the local
poetry readings.
Haiku #56060, by Darth Figpucker of Not Hawaii
February 10, 2017 2:33 am ET

she said if i moved
i would miss the snow...ha ha
hawaii has pele'
Haiku #56059, by vhs
February 9, 2017 6:07 pm ET

i wish more people
would come here and just get back
into the game of this
Haiku #56058, by vhs
February 9, 2017 2:14 pm ET

my heart goes out to
well my heart just goes out and
i hope just for a bit
Haiku #56057, by vhs
February 9, 2017 12:32 pm ET

On Valentine's Day,
if you're not getting any,
you won't get VD.
Haiku #56056, by Darth Figpucker
February 9, 2017 7:58 am ET

Oreos love milk.
Lizards do not love blenders.
Neither has a choice.
Haiku #56055, by Darth Figpucker
February 9, 2017 7:15 am ET

Because here is a list of multiplayer games is ageddkgbdged
Haiku #56054, by triuyuyo of USA
February 9, 2017 6:50 am ET

Snow falls on the pine trees in the garden
My head hurts
I must stop drinking myself to death
Haiku #56053, by Bert of San Francisco
February 8, 2017 9:24 pm ET

well it is not the
old days of on line stuff where
it was cookies, spam
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February 8, 2017 1:18 pm ET

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Haiku #56051, by Thomasimmuh of
February 7, 2017 7:34 pm ET

Sexy suicide
Skydive without a parachute,
and do it naked
Haiku #56050, by Adorable Kittens
February 7, 2017 6:51 pm ET

i know, but it takes
an ego to ergo, but i
want more people, here
Haiku #56049, by gremlin(vhs)
February 7, 2017 1:40 pm ET

Big Bird's ass is cute.
Bert and Ernie get me hot.
Elmo, not so much.

Disclaimer: This haiku is not meant to represent or have anything to do with any living or deceased person or persons, especially vhs.
Haiku #56048, by df
February 6, 2017 10:06 pm ET

Oh, it about you.
But it's always about you.
I keep forgetting.
Haiku #56047, by df
February 6, 2017 10:00 pm ET

already dying, don't
need to speed things up, I'm in
no rush to go yet

gotta keep bugging you
Haiku #56046, by vhs
February 6, 2017 12:09 pm ET

Elegant suicide.
Skateboard into a shark tank.
Make it beautiful.
Haiku #56045, by Anonymous Poet
February 5, 2017 9:15 pm ET

I've never seen a
helium-filled blow up doll
at a football game.

They should have been at
the Trump inauguration,
but, alas, they weren't.
Haiku #56044, by Anonymous Poet
February 5, 2017 7:17 pm ET

I might watch the game
Just to see the commercials
That is the best part
Haiku #56043, by Adorable Kittens
February 5, 2017 4:19 pm ET

superbowl sunday
the game will of course be had
with snacks and might cause

upset bowel bowl
sunday with nachos and the
like, pass the bean dip
Haiku #56042, by vhs
February 5, 2017 11:00 am ET

we live in a world
of instant communication
and these words stick

but are forgotten
because they keep coming so
silence is more rare
Haiku #56041, by vhs
February 4, 2017 11:04 am ET

I think that I will
write a haiku or maybe
that would take too much

Haiku #56040, by Anonymous Poet
February 4, 2017 3:17 am ET

spammers to spam but
who would eat that spam, shall we
say monty python?

yum yum yum...and fries
Haiku #56039, by vhs
February 3, 2017 12:11 pm ET

Thanks Haiku and best regards!
Haiku #56038, by Health Blog of
February 3, 2017 6:12 am ET

Christ I need a beer.
Please pick some up at the store.
Prove that you love me.
Haiku #56037, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:23 am ET

Gold dust flatulence.
A.k.a. Toot Uncommon.
It will get you high.
Haiku #56036, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:21 am ET

Don't huff gold spray paint.
That's how Tutankhamun died.
Rather uncommon.
Haiku #56035, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:12 am ET

Drain tunnels are home.
Hobos, rats, and princesses.
The art is priceless.
Haiku #56034, by df
February 3, 2017 3:09 am ET

must be achieved else we'll die
choked by toxic waste.
Haiku #56033, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:07 am ET

Obey gravity.
Especially if you're old.
Nursing home skate punk.
Haiku #56032, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:04 am ET

Ponce De Leon's well
remains elusive to all
and that's a good thing.
Haiku #56031, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:03 am ET