I'm very thirsty.
But can't go in the kitchen.
My wife is in there.

Suppose you could run
So fast you went back in time
When would you run to?

well we shall know the
end is nigh when people start
riots over rain storms

cloudy days or too
much fog in the morning so
snow on babe snow on

Our species is doomed
Dumbest reproduce fastest
A losing battle

i guess people are
going to protest the obvious
now but what's odd

a fucking Simpson
joke became real and is now
a real thing right now

My new dinosaur.
The Tyrant-o-sore-ass Rump.
Aka T-Rump.

It has tiny hands.
The crown is bright orange feathers.
It thinks it's the king.

What would Jesus do?
He would sacrifice a cow.
They did that back then.

Kosher sloppy Joes.
Served on a whole wheat bagel.
Oy vay already!

Damn it, my wife's home.
I was going to watch porn.
Oh well, I'll just sleep.

Imagine coffee.
Before you know it, it's real.
The power of thought.

no i do not live
in hawaii, i wish i did
three feet of snow on

monday, i swear to
god it could rain blood and frogs
here and people would

just not move

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Dude! Seriously?!
You're living in Hawaii?!
Now I DO hate you!

I've considered it.
Surf and sun and clean living.
I love the ocean.

The cost is quite high.
What are the schools like out there?
I bet it's heaven.

If I'm ever there...
I'll terrorize the local
poetry readings.

she said if i moved
i would miss the snow...ha ha
hawaii has pele'

i wish more people
would come here and just get back
into the game of this

my heart goes out to
well my heart just goes out and
i hope just for a bit

On Valentine's Day,
if you're not getting any,
you won't get VD.

Oreos love milk.
Lizards do not love blenders.
Neither has a choice.

Because here is a list of multiplayer games is ageddkgbdged

Snow falls on the pine trees in the garden
My head hurts
I must stop drinking myself to death

well it is not the
old days of on line stuff where
it was cookies, spam

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Sexy suicide
Skydive without a parachute,
and do it naked

i know, but it takes
an ego to ergo, but i
want more people, here

Big Bird's ass is cute.
Bert and Ernie get me hot.
Elmo, not so much.

Disclaimer: This haiku is not meant to represent or have anything to do with any living or deceased person or persons, especially vhs.

Oh, it about you.
But it's always about you.
I keep forgetting.

already dying, don't
need to speed things up, I'm in
no rush to go yet

gotta keep bugging you

Elegant suicide.
Skateboard into a shark tank.
Make it beautiful.

I've never seen a
helium-filled blow up doll
at a football game.

They should have been at
the Trump inauguration,
but, alas, they weren't.

I might watch the game
Just to see the commercials
That is the best part

superbowl sunday
the game will of course be had
with snacks and might cause

upset bowel bowl
sunday with nachos and the
like, pass the bean dip

we live in a world
of instant communication
and these words stick

but are forgotten
because they keep coming so
silence is more rare

I think that I will
write a haiku or maybe
that would take too much

work.

spammers to spam but
who would eat that spam, shall we
say monty python?

yum yum yum...and fries

Thanks Haiku and best regards!

Christ I need a beer.
Please pick some up at the store.
Prove that you love me.

Gold dust flatulence.
A.k.a. Toot Uncommon.
It will get you high.

Don't huff gold spray paint.
That's how Tutankhamun died.
Rather uncommon.

Drain tunnels are home.
Hobos, rats, and princesses.
The art is priceless.

Antigravity
must be achieved else we'll die
choked by toxic waste.

Obey gravity.
Especially if you're old.
Nursing home skate punk.

Ponce De Leon's well
remains elusive to all
and that's a good thing.

If you caught spammers,
would you then execute them?
And if yes, how so?

Hairs clog the wheels.
Disassemble, lubricate,
good as fucking new.

It's love at first sight.
The pavement kissed my buttocks.
My buttocks kissed back.

Fat sleepy puppy
Wakes himself up by farting
Won't be the last time

Experienced now,
longevity's in question,
the outcome is not.

Freedom has been lost.
The drug was dragged through the dregs.
Et carpe vulvum.

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