Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 213 Days and 77128 Haiku later...

Our species is doomed
Dumbest reproduce fastest
A losing battle
Haiku # 56068, February 12, 2017 2:41 am ET
by Future Perfect
i guess people are
going to protest the obvious
now but what's odd

a fucking Simpson
joke became real and is now
a real thing right now
Haiku # 56067, February 11, 2017 1:10 pm ET
by vhs
My new dinosaur.
The Tyrant-o-sore-ass Rump.
Aka T-Rump.

It has tiny hands.
The crown is bright orange feathers.
It thinks it's the king.
Haiku # 56066, February 11, 2017 7:36 am ET
by df
What would Jesus do?
He would sacrifice a cow.
They did that back then.

Kosher sloppy Joes.
Served on a whole wheat bagel.
Oy vay already!
Haiku # 56065, February 11, 2017 7:32 am ET
by df
Damn it, my wife's home.
I was going to watch porn.
Oh well, I'll just sleep.
Haiku # 56064, February 11, 2017 7:28 am ET
by df
Imagine coffee.
Before you know it, it's real.
The power of thought.
Haiku # 56063, February 11, 2017 7:26 am ET
by df
no i do not live
in hawaii, i wish i did
three feet of snow on

monday, i swear to
god it could rain blood and frogs
here and people would

just not move
Haiku # 56062, February 10, 2017 12:39 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 56061, February 10, 2017 5:54 am ET
by steroids 2017 of Houston, Texas
Dude! Seriously?!
You're living in Hawaii?!
Now I DO hate you!

I've considered it.
Surf and sun and clean living.
I love the ocean.

The cost is quite high.
What are the schools like out there?
I bet it's heaven.

If I'm ever there...
I'll terrorize the local
poetry readings.
Haiku # 56060, February 10, 2017 2:33 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Not Hawaii
she said if i moved
i would miss the snow...ha ha
hawaii has pele'
Haiku # 56059, February 9, 2017 6:07 pm ET
by vhs
i wish more people
would come here and just get back
into the game of this
Haiku # 56058, February 9, 2017 2:14 pm ET
by vhs
my heart goes out to
well my heart just goes out and
i hope just for a bit
Haiku # 56057, February 9, 2017 12:32 pm ET
by vhs
On Valentine's Day,
if you're not getting any,
you won't get VD.
Haiku # 56056, February 9, 2017 7:58 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Oreos love milk.
Lizards do not love blenders.
Neither has a choice.
Haiku # 56055, February 9, 2017 7:15 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Because here is a list of multiplayer games is ageddkgbdged
Haiku # 56054, February 9, 2017 6:50 am ET
by triuyuyo of USA
Snow falls on the pine trees in the garden
My head hurts
I must stop drinking myself to death
Haiku # 56053, February 8, 2017 9:24 pm ET
by Bert of San Francisco
well it is not the
old days of on line stuff where
it was cookies, spam
Haiku # 56052, February 8, 2017 1:18 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56051, February 7, 2017 7:34 pm ET
by Thomasimmuh of
Sexy suicide
Skydive without a parachute,
and do it naked
Haiku # 56050, February 7, 2017 6:51 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
i know, but it takes
an ego to ergo, but i
want more people, here
Haiku # 56049, February 7, 2017 1:40 pm ET
by gremlin(vhs)
Big Bird's ass is cute.
Bert and Ernie get me hot.
Elmo, not so much.

Disclaimer: This haiku is not meant to represent or have anything to do with any living or deceased person or persons, especially vhs.
Haiku # 56048, February 6, 2017 10:06 pm ET
by df
Oh, it about you.
But it's always about you.
I keep forgetting.
Haiku # 56047, February 6, 2017 10:00 pm ET
by df
already dying, don't
need to speed things up, I'm in
no rush to go yet

gotta keep bugging you
Haiku # 56046, February 6, 2017 12:09 pm ET
by vhs
Elegant suicide.
Skateboard into a shark tank.
Make it beautiful.
Haiku # 56045, February 5, 2017 9:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I've never seen a
helium-filled blow up doll
at a football game.

They should have been at
the Trump inauguration,
but, alas, they weren't.
Haiku # 56044, February 5, 2017 7:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I might watch the game
Just to see the commercials
That is the best part
Haiku # 56043, February 5, 2017 4:19 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
superbowl sunday
the game will of course be had
with snacks and might cause

upset bowel bowl
sunday with nachos and the
like, pass the bean dip
Haiku # 56042, February 5, 2017 11:00 am ET
by vhs
we live in a world
of instant communication
and these words stick

but are forgotten
because they keep coming so
silence is more rare
Haiku # 56041, February 4, 2017 11:04 am ET
by vhs
I think that I will
write a haiku or maybe
that would take too much

Haiku # 56040, February 4, 2017 3:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
spammers to spam but
who would eat that spam, shall we
say monty python?

yum yum yum...and fries
Haiku # 56039, February 3, 2017 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
Thanks Haiku and best regards!
Haiku # 56038, February 3, 2017 6:12 am ET
by Health Blog of
Christ I need a beer.
Please pick some up at the store.
Prove that you love me.
Haiku # 56037, February 3, 2017 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gold dust flatulence.
A.k.a. Toot Uncommon.
It will get you high.
Haiku # 56036, February 3, 2017 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don't huff gold spray paint.
That's how Tutankhamun died.
Rather uncommon.
Haiku # 56035, February 3, 2017 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Drain tunnels are home.
Hobos, rats, and princesses.
The art is priceless.
Haiku # 56034, February 3, 2017 3:09 am ET
by df
must be achieved else we'll die
choked by toxic waste.
Haiku # 56033, February 3, 2017 3:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Obey gravity.
Especially if you're old.
Nursing home skate punk.
Haiku # 56032, February 3, 2017 3:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ponce De Leon's well
remains elusive to all
and that's a good thing.
Haiku # 56031, February 3, 2017 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you caught spammers,
would you then execute them?
And if yes, how so?
Haiku # 56030, February 3, 2017 3:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairs clog the wheels.
Disassemble, lubricate,
good as fucking new.
Haiku # 56029, February 3, 2017 2:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's love at first sight.
The pavement kissed my buttocks.
My buttocks kissed back.
Haiku # 56028, February 3, 2017 2:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fat sleepy puppy
Wakes himself up by farting
Won't be the last time
Haiku # 56027, February 3, 2017 12:52 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
Experienced now,
longevity's in question,
the outcome is not.
Haiku # 56026, February 2, 2017 11:59 pm ET
by zach of Sacramento, CA
Freedom has been lost.
The drug was dragged through the dregs.
Et carpe vulvum.
Haiku # 56025, February 1, 2017 8:40 pm ET
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