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Haiku # 56118, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by oiiotwtu of USA
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Haiku # 56117, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by iiopppey of USA
Immigration Lawyers ...the time to read or pay a visit to the content or internet sites we have linked to below the...
Haiku # 56116, February 24, 2017 5:09 pm ET
by ortytiri of USA
well you can't always
get what you want but he does
move like Jagger...woo
Haiku # 56115, February 24, 2017 1:12 pm ET
by vhs
Seventeen words at a time
Too much thought for words
Haiku # 56114, February 24, 2017 1:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56113, February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by turputtu of USA
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Haiku # 56112, February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by ortytiri of USA
Haiku # 56111, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by rttoirwr of USA
Haiku # 56110, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by ueyrpwrr of USA
Haiku # 56109, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by yirpeopt of USA
ungodly dope fiend.
hacking loogies at stray dogs.
makes love to sidewalks.
Haiku # 56108, February 23, 2017 5:35 pm ET
by df
the wild hunt goes wild
over the spirits of mad
protest in the streets

Herne hungers to let
the beast out of man and make
us dance blood again
Haiku # 56107, February 23, 2017 2:51 pm ET
by vhs of Doctor KESSLER
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Haiku # 56106, February 22, 2017 11:36 pm ET
by poewuwuu of USA
Can you add a Blackberry template? This web page is tricky to read otherwise for those of us browsing with cell phones. Otherwise, in the event you can place a RSS link up, that would be good also.
Haiku # 56105, February 22, 2017 11:35 pm ET
by ypupwpup of USA
the world is full of
fnord and the fnords have to be
sifted for the truth
Haiku # 56104, February 22, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs of vhs
Haiku # 56103, February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET
by uoutiwuo of USA
Haiku # 56102, February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET
by ewpiuoou of USA
Cakey breaky heart
Makes one a bitter old fart
Like rectal pop tart
Haiku # 56101, February 21, 2017 10:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We're all the same age.
Thirteen billion long years old.
Shut up and eat cake.
Haiku # 56100, February 21, 2017 8:06 pm ET
by df
All genitals should
have tattooed warning labels:
This thing can make kids.
Haiku # 56099, February 21, 2017 7:56 pm ET
by df
The sex-ed films lied.
Vaginas do not explode.
But they don't let go.
Haiku # 56098, February 21, 2017 7:53 pm ET
by df
Old age is not good.
I pee the bed if I'm drunk.
Prostitutes get mad.
Haiku # 56097, February 21, 2017 5:50 pm ET
by df
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Beatport, Traxsource and FLAC 14TB. Private FTP
All Genre House, Club, Dance, Minimal, Psy-Trance, Dubstep....
Haiku # 56096, February 21, 2017 2:02 pm ET
by LarrySasse of Denmark
bears are pretty cool
unless they want to eat you,
or owe you money
Haiku # 56095, February 21, 2017 12:38 am ET
by big chief
this war of words hits
a wall of people and thought
is not possible

in a generation
where feelings come first and if
...feels good, just do it
Haiku # 56094, February 20, 2017 1:53 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 56093, February 20, 2017 10:42 am ET
by iyiiewto of USA
when and if i get
so i can get rip roaring drunk
i will encourage

you to do so so
at least i know someone else
is having some fun
Haiku # 56092, February 19, 2017 2:13 pm ET
by vhs
It's time to eat shrimp.
Then get drunk on cheap-assed rum.
Then puke up the sea.
Haiku # 56091, February 19, 2017 4:40 am ET
by df
Oh chaos monkey,
Deliver us, get funky
Time to blow chunky
Haiku # 56090, February 19, 2017 3:16 am ET
by Adorable Kittens of Waiting for improvement
drunken confusion
dog hair loves divinity
how high can one get?
Haiku # 56089, February 19, 2017 1:23 am ET
by big chief
well then there is the
other you know "Hittlery?"
think about it then no

matter who is in
the white house they are going
to get the black ball
Haiku # 56088, February 18, 2017 12:51 pm ET
by vhs
Do not speak his name.
He's Tyrant-o-sore-ass Rump.
Or T-Rump for short.
Haiku # 56087, February 18, 2017 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i got a black ma
gick woman and she knows where to
stick the pins hunny
Haiku # 56086, February 17, 2017 11:57 am ET
by vhs
Haiku # 56085, February 17, 2017 3:26 am ET
by steroids 2017 of Houston, Texas
Crap is so crappy
it will make one unhappy
Stupid and sappy
Haiku # 56084, February 17, 2017 12:42 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
unrequited love:
so painful and hopeless; please
kill me humanely
Haiku # 56083, February 16, 2017 4:05 pm ET
by Feliway66 of Budapest, HU
I do not like math.
There are too many numbers.
Lets get rid of some.

We can build a wall.
To keep all the numbers out.
Make Math Great Again.
Haiku # 56082, February 16, 2017 2:11 am ET
by df
Fireworks exploding
Band plays patriotic song
Parking lot puker
Haiku # 56081, February 16, 2017 1:25 am ET
by Family fourth of July at the park
Insects sang loudly.
The old drunkard mooned the moon.
The face smiled wide.
Haiku # 56080, February 14, 2017 11:23 pm ET
by df
oh the hell with it
happy valentine's day and
these words are filler

like chocolate
Haiku # 56079, February 14, 2017 1:07 pm ET
by vhs
You can't leave the rock.
But you can get your rocks off.
Go smoke a crack rock.

Or buy a pet rock.
Or listen to rock and roll.
Or go rock climbing.

Don't forsake the rock.
That is the wrong thing to do.
Embrace minerals.

But that takes some balls.
Have you got the minerals?
How much are they worth?

What are they made of?
Are they diamond or gold?
They are mine, all mine!
Haiku # 56078, February 14, 2017 3:43 am ET
by df of Uranium ore mine getting high on radiaoctive crack rocks.
we are all one tribe
stuck on this dirty planet
can't get off the rock
Haiku # 56077, February 13, 2017 10:32 pm ET
by big chief
I'm to understand
all some of those folks know is
the law of the tribe

the way of the camp
the stick, the master and in
cities none the less!
Haiku # 56076, February 13, 2017 3:26 pm ET
by vhs
Before and after.
Penis enlargement techniques.
What else would they need?
Haiku # 56075, February 13, 2017 1:06 pm ET
by df
i wonder if we
can have subtitles for these
arabic postings...

it will probably
say something about boner
pills and bigus dicks
Haiku # 56074, February 13, 2017 12:44 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56073, February 13, 2017 11:41 am ET
by pootuiyp of USA
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ðàñïèñûâàþ íà ìîåì ñåêðåòíîì ñàéòå:

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Haiku # 56072, February 13, 2017 11:24 am ET
by Isaacvok of Qatar
I'm very thirsty.
But can't go in the kitchen.
My wife is in there.
Haiku # 56071, February 13, 2017 8:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Suppose you could run
So fast you went back in time
When would you run to?
Haiku # 56070, February 13, 2017 1:11 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
well we shall know the
end is nigh when people start
riots over rain storms

cloudy days or too
much fog in the morning so
snow on babe snow on
Haiku # 56069, February 12, 2017 1:34 pm ET
by vhs
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