Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 214 Days and 77128 Haiku later...

Suppose you could run
So fast you went back in time
When would you run to?
Haiku # 56070, February 13, 2017 1:11 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
well we shall know the
end is nigh when people start
riots over rain storms

cloudy days or too
much fog in the morning so
snow on babe snow on
Haiku # 56069, February 12, 2017 1:34 pm ET
by vhs
Our species is doomed
Dumbest reproduce fastest
A losing battle
Haiku # 56068, February 12, 2017 2:41 am ET
by Future Perfect
i guess people are
going to protest the obvious
now but what's odd

a fucking Simpson
joke became real and is now
a real thing right now
Haiku # 56067, February 11, 2017 1:10 pm ET
by vhs
My new dinosaur.
The Tyrant-o-sore-ass Rump.
Aka T-Rump.

It has tiny hands.
The crown is bright orange feathers.
It thinks it's the king.
Haiku # 56066, February 11, 2017 7:36 am ET
by df
What would Jesus do?
He would sacrifice a cow.
They did that back then.

Kosher sloppy Joes.
Served on a whole wheat bagel.
Oy vay already!
Haiku # 56065, February 11, 2017 7:32 am ET
by df
Damn it, my wife's home.
I was going to watch porn.
Oh well, I'll just sleep.
Haiku # 56064, February 11, 2017 7:28 am ET
by df
Imagine coffee.
Before you know it, it's real.
The power of thought.
Haiku # 56063, February 11, 2017 7:26 am ET
by df
no i do not live
in hawaii, i wish i did
three feet of snow on

monday, i swear to
god it could rain blood and frogs
here and people would

just not move
Haiku # 56062, February 10, 2017 12:39 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 56061, February 10, 2017 5:54 am ET
by steroids 2017 of Houston, Texas
Dude! Seriously?!
You're living in Hawaii?!
Now I DO hate you!

I've considered it.
Surf and sun and clean living.
I love the ocean.

The cost is quite high.
What are the schools like out there?
I bet it's heaven.

If I'm ever there...
I'll terrorize the local
poetry readings.
Haiku # 56060, February 10, 2017 2:33 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Not Hawaii
she said if i moved
i would miss the snow...ha ha
hawaii has pele'
Haiku # 56059, February 9, 2017 6:07 pm ET
by vhs
i wish more people
would come here and just get back
into the game of this
Haiku # 56058, February 9, 2017 2:14 pm ET
by vhs
my heart goes out to
well my heart just goes out and
i hope just for a bit
Haiku # 56057, February 9, 2017 12:32 pm ET
by vhs
On Valentine's Day,
if you're not getting any,
you won't get VD.
Haiku # 56056, February 9, 2017 7:58 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Oreos love milk.
Lizards do not love blenders.
Neither has a choice.
Haiku # 56055, February 9, 2017 7:15 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Because here is a list of multiplayer games is ageddkgbdged
Haiku # 56054, February 9, 2017 6:50 am ET
by triuyuyo of USA
Snow falls on the pine trees in the garden
My head hurts
I must stop drinking myself to death
Haiku # 56053, February 8, 2017 9:24 pm ET
by Bert of San Francisco
well it is not the
old days of on line stuff where
it was cookies, spam
Haiku # 56052, February 8, 2017 1:18 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56051, February 7, 2017 7:34 pm ET
by Thomasimmuh of
Sexy suicide
Skydive without a parachute,
and do it naked
Haiku # 56050, February 7, 2017 6:51 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
i know, but it takes
an ego to ergo, but i
want more people, here
Haiku # 56049, February 7, 2017 1:40 pm ET
by gremlin(vhs)
Big Bird's ass is cute.
Bert and Ernie get me hot.
Elmo, not so much.

Disclaimer: This haiku is not meant to represent or have anything to do with any living or deceased person or persons, especially vhs.
Haiku # 56048, February 6, 2017 10:06 pm ET
by df
Oh, it about you.
But it's always about you.
I keep forgetting.
Haiku # 56047, February 6, 2017 10:00 pm ET
by df
already dying, don't
need to speed things up, I'm in
no rush to go yet

gotta keep bugging you
Haiku # 56046, February 6, 2017 12:09 pm ET
by vhs
Elegant suicide.
Skateboard into a shark tank.
Make it beautiful.
Haiku # 56045, February 5, 2017 9:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I've never seen a
helium-filled blow up doll
at a football game.

They should have been at
the Trump inauguration,
but, alas, they weren't.
Haiku # 56044, February 5, 2017 7:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I might watch the game
Just to see the commercials
That is the best part
Haiku # 56043, February 5, 2017 4:19 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
superbowl sunday
the game will of course be had
with snacks and might cause

upset bowel bowl
sunday with nachos and the
like, pass the bean dip
Haiku # 56042, February 5, 2017 11:00 am ET
by vhs
we live in a world
of instant communication
and these words stick

but are forgotten
because they keep coming so
silence is more rare
Haiku # 56041, February 4, 2017 11:04 am ET
by vhs
I think that I will
write a haiku or maybe
that would take too much

Haiku # 56040, February 4, 2017 3:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
spammers to spam but
who would eat that spam, shall we
say monty python?

yum yum yum...and fries
Haiku # 56039, February 3, 2017 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
Thanks Haiku and best regards!
Haiku # 56038, February 3, 2017 6:12 am ET
by Health Blog of
Christ I need a beer.
Please pick some up at the store.
Prove that you love me.
Haiku # 56037, February 3, 2017 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gold dust flatulence.
A.k.a. Toot Uncommon.
It will get you high.
Haiku # 56036, February 3, 2017 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don't huff gold spray paint.
That's how Tutankhamun died.
Rather uncommon.
Haiku # 56035, February 3, 2017 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Drain tunnels are home.
Hobos, rats, and princesses.
The art is priceless.
Haiku # 56034, February 3, 2017 3:09 am ET
by df
must be achieved else we'll die
choked by toxic waste.
Haiku # 56033, February 3, 2017 3:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Obey gravity.
Especially if you're old.
Nursing home skate punk.
Haiku # 56032, February 3, 2017 3:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ponce De Leon's well
remains elusive to all
and that's a good thing.
Haiku # 56031, February 3, 2017 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you caught spammers,
would you then execute them?
And if yes, how so?
Haiku # 56030, February 3, 2017 3:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairs clog the wheels.
Disassemble, lubricate,
good as fucking new.
Haiku # 56029, February 3, 2017 2:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's love at first sight.
The pavement kissed my buttocks.
My buttocks kissed back.
Haiku # 56028, February 3, 2017 2:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fat sleepy puppy
Wakes himself up by farting
Won't be the last time
Haiku # 56027, February 3, 2017 12:52 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
Experienced now,
longevity's in question,
the outcome is not.
Haiku # 56026, February 2, 2017 11:59 pm ET
by zach of Sacramento, CA
Freedom has been lost.
The drug was dragged through the dregs.
Et carpe vulvum.
Haiku # 56025, February 1, 2017 8:40 pm ET
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