Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78009 Haiku later...
spammers to spam but
who would eat that spam, shall we
say monty python?

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Haiku # 56039 February 3, 2017 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
Thanks Haiku and best regards!
Haiku # 56038 February 3, 2017 6:12 am ET
by Health Blog of https://healthresidents.com/truth-phen375-results
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Please pick some up at the store.
Prove that you love me.
Haiku # 56037 February 3, 2017 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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A.k.a. Toot Uncommon.
It will get you high.
Haiku # 56036 February 3, 2017 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don't huff gold spray paint.
That's how Tutankhamun died.
Rather uncommon.
Haiku # 56035 February 3, 2017 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Drain tunnels are home.
Hobos, rats, and princesses.
The art is priceless.
Haiku # 56034 February 3, 2017 3:09 am ET
by df
Antigravity
must be achieved else we'll die
choked by toxic waste.
Haiku # 56033 February 3, 2017 3:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Obey gravity.
Especially if you're old.
Nursing home skate punk.
Haiku # 56032 February 3, 2017 3:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ponce De Leon's well
remains elusive to all
and that's a good thing.
Haiku # 56031 February 3, 2017 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you caught spammers,
would you then execute them?
And if yes, how so?
Haiku # 56030 February 3, 2017 3:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairs clog the wheels.
Disassemble, lubricate,
good as fucking new.
Haiku # 56029 February 3, 2017 2:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's love at first sight.
The pavement kissed my buttocks.
My buttocks kissed back.
Haiku # 56028 February 3, 2017 2:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fat sleepy puppy
Wakes himself up by farting
Won't be the last time
Haiku # 56027 February 3, 2017 12:52 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
Experienced now,
longevity's in question,
the outcome is not.
Haiku # 56026 February 2, 2017 11:59 pm ET
by zach of Sacramento, CA
Freedom has been lost.
The drug was dragged through the dregs.
Et carpe vulvum.
Haiku # 56025 February 1, 2017 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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The wisest words said:
"I am in a world of shit!"
It's absolute truth.
Haiku # 56016 January 31, 2017 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
preceding third line
should read as follows herein:
"sloth, ennui, genius"
Haiku # 56015 January 31, 2017 12:12 am ET
by Lush
its 'themes obvious,
said my bassist with a lisp
ennui, genius
Haiku # 56014 January 31, 2017 12:09 am ET
by Lush
turgid, morbid stuff
double vinyl first release
Sad: So The Devil
Haiku # 56013 January 31, 2017 12:05 am ET
by Lush
shred virtuosic
Dopamine Deficiency
my doom metal band
Haiku # 56012 January 31, 2017 12:02 am ET
by Lush
You are adopted
Your parents abandoned you
We thought you should know
Haiku # 56011 January 30, 2017 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Damn those silly bulls.
Much like sheep, they're miscounted.
But when I'm awake.
Haiku # 56010 January 30, 2017 9:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
God's helicopters.
Dragon flies are amazing.
Older than dinosaurs.
Haiku # 56009 January 30, 2017 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In his younger days
he also wrote a book called
"Bitches and Cocaine".
Haiku # 56008 January 30, 2017 9:20 pm ET
by df
leonard nimoy had
to come to terms with "spock" and
wrote two books on that
Haiku # 56007 January 30, 2017 12:55 pm ET
by vhs of I'm Not Spock and I Am Spock
Turtles eat feces.
It's quite a disgusting thing.
They're just like children.
Haiku # 56006 January 30, 2017 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The frogs have returned.
What could they be resisting?
Turtles are happy.
Haiku # 56005 January 30, 2017 1:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An army of frogs.
Tiny hopping baby frogs
swarmed the parking lot.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They were toad.
Haiku # 56004 January 29, 2017 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You got it backward.
They shoot asteroids fields.
And planets appear.

A lush green planet.
Full of life and stuff like that.
Thus call it "Life Star".

Wait, Star Trek did it.
Or something quite similar.
Thus Spock was reborn.

Of all the celebs,
I miss Leonard Nimoy most;
He kicked so much ass!
Haiku # 56003 January 29, 2017 8:12 pm ET
by DF
if the Rebels had
a superweapon could not
the more artsy grey

minded folks go is
not the Rebellion evil
or Kevin Smith and

independent work
to get the Death Star made but
as one guy said if

you know who you are
working for, you deal with the
consequences there
Haiku # 56002 January 29, 2017 12:27 pm ET
by vhs
There is no Life Star.
It shoots rays at asteroids.
Planets then emerge.

It does not exist.
Thus proves the point I'm making.
Jedi are lazy.

Sith are hard workers.
They always get the job done.
Let's destroy the Earth.
Haiku # 56001 January 28, 2017 8:24 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Endor, eating BBQ ewoks.
Inappropriate
sexual relationships
with pack animals.
Haiku # 56000 January 28, 2017 8:16 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
murmuring onward
vasospasm sounds like a
black metal band but

well if i am toast
then it will just be "df"
and spam posting here

I don't plan on that
Haiku # 55999 January 28, 2017 1:14 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 55998 January 28, 2017 5:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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cotton candy succulent
rodent talk to you
Haiku # 55997 January 27, 2017 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
drunker than Homer
sir, your heart has a murmur
unaffordable
Haiku # 55994 January 27, 2017 2:22 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
Small yapping poodle.
Run down by an Army tank.
These thoughts warm my heart.
Haiku # 55993 January 26, 2017 9:08 pm ET
by df
How many knees would
negros grow if negros could
grow knees? Forty-two.
Haiku # 55992 January 26, 2017 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I mean double-stuffed.
Not those wimpy mini cups.
Eat them between tits.
Haiku # 55991 January 25, 2017 11:23 pm ET
by df
They are best frozen.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Chased with Sky vodka.
Haiku # 55990 January 25, 2017 11:19 pm ET
by Decadence
i like peanut butter
cups myself, nothing like
chocolate and that

addictive
Haiku # 55989 January 25, 2017 12:03 pm ET
by vhs
Oh my pretty mouth.
Much better than cigarrettes.
Prison currency.
Haiku # 55988 January 25, 2017 8:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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