Overlooking a fetid drainage creek from an uppity coffee shop in a 3rd world country, knowing I am the cause of all these problems, I ponder the fact that I cannot become as evil as I need to be to attain pure enlightenment.
Haiku #55977, by Anonymous Poet January 22, 2017 9:35 am ET
They farted so much
that they caused global warming
and arid conditions.
Those dumb sauropods.
They should have taken Bean-O.
What's in your gas tank?
We should all ride bikes.
In the end nothing matters.
extinction awaits.
Super cockroaches.
Advanced alien life forms.
Reproducing droids.
Haiku #55976, by Doomsday is a Party January 22, 2017 8:22 am ET
Dinosaurs are cool.
They were not responsible.
But should they have been?