You are adopted
Your parents abandoned you
We thought you should know

Damn those silly bulls.
Much like sheep, they're miscounted.
But when I'm awake.

God's helicopters.
Dragon flies are amazing.
Older than dinosaurs.

In his younger days
he also wrote a book called
"Bitches and Cocaine".

leonard nimoy had
to come to terms with "spock" and
wrote two books on that

Turtles eat feces.
It's quite a disgusting thing.
They're just like children.

The frogs have returned.
What could they be resisting?
Turtles are happy.

An army of frogs.
Tiny hopping baby frogs
swarmed the parking lot.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They were toad.

You got it backward.
They shoot asteroids fields.
And planets appear.

A lush green planet.
Full of life and stuff like that.
Thus call it "Life Star".

Wait, Star Trek did it.
Or something quite similar.
Thus Spock was reborn.

Of all the celebs,
I miss Leonard Nimoy most;
He kicked so much ass!

if the Rebels had
a superweapon could not
the more artsy grey

minded folks go is
not the Rebellion evil
or Kevin Smith and

independent work
to get the Death Star made but
as one guy said if

you know who you are
working for, you deal with the
consequences there

There is no Life Star.
It shoots rays at asteroids.
Planets then emerge.

It does not exist.
Thus proves the point I'm making.
Jedi are lazy.

Sith are hard workers.
They always get the job done.
Let's destroy the Earth.

Inappropriate
sexual relationships
with pack animals.

murmuring onward
vasospasm sounds like a
black metal band but

well if i am toast
then it will just be "df"
and spam posting here

I don't plan on that

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america rulz
cotton candy succulent
rodent talk to you

drunker than Homer
sir, your heart has a murmur
unaffordable

Small yapping poodle.
Run down by an Army tank.
These thoughts warm my heart.

How many knees would
negros grow if negros could
grow knees? Forty-two.

I mean double-stuffed.
Not those wimpy mini cups.
Eat them between tits.

They are best frozen.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Chased with Sky vodka.

i like peanut butter
cups myself, nothing like
chocolate and that

addictive

Oh my pretty mouth.
Much better than cigarrettes.
Prison currency.

Pi-ells That is two.
Buttercup purty mouth boy.
Squeal loud for me.

this feels like one guy
talking to himself when i
want to see more folks

talking to each post
and of course old fashioned post
this post that post these

as for me i'm a
gonna write whatever and
hope it adds up here

You should stick to math;
Piles is just one syllable
Look it up snowflake.

That's not a haiku.
"Piles" has two syllables.
You old foot pervert.

Yes, they leave shoes out.
Strange that foot-lovers aren't called...
pedophiles. Doh!

Much like Santa Claus,
You can leave "gifts" in their shoes.
Instead of their socks.

Gooey, sticky gifts.
It will increase shoe lifetime.
Chinese products suck.

These Asian shoe piles;
Do they leave them out at night?
Sniffing shoes is fun!

Asian shoe piles.
Huge mounds of shoes block front doors,
indicate who's rich.

The house entrance blocked.
The children inside will starve.
But it saves money.

With the money saved
buy a new house, make more kids,
go shopping for shoes.

sounds like performance
art, not my nature to be
of that sort of act

meant to challenge the
social code of culture, but
times will come again

when poetry speaks
irony wails and people
will find doorways to

John Malkovich's mind
(floor 13 1/2 I think)

You need a challenge
Pilfer something from someone,
mail it back to them

autoerotic spam boots
you said the philipines well
what about Imelda?

and her shoes?

Overlooking a fetid drainage creek from an uppity coffee shop in a 3rd world country, knowing I am the cause of all these problems, I ponder the fact that I cannot become as evil as I need to be to attain pure enlightenment.

They farted so much
that they caused global warming
and arid conditions.

Those dumb sauropods.
They should have taken Bean-O.
What's in your gas tank?

We should all ride bikes.
In the end nothing matters.
extinction awaits.

Super cockroaches.
Advanced alien life forms.
Reproducing droids.

Dinosaurs are cool.
They were not responsible.
But should they have been?

Reading these haiku.
A Philippino breakfast.
Fifty percent SPAM.

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eye knead sum phat words
mathematics is gibberish
do time warp again

We think you should know,
Alpacas are animals.
John Elway is God

Mudbox is a software for 3D sculpting and painting which is developed by Autodesk. kcdaekceffddeedk

trump licked up my rump
obama licked my mama
Can't lick 'em? Join 'em.

god bless 'merica
trump says now you're back on top
he's fucking with you

Hello!

alpaca lips now
and llama assholes later
Dali Lama doll.

the brand new sex toy
inflatable Buddhist monks
all natural lube.

let the world burn down
the apocolypse has begun
I can't spell it right.

hmm, given the theme
of today's guy in office
let haiku be great

again

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