Bad Haiku
Haiku #56001
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There is no Life Star.
It shoots rays at asteroids.
Planets then emerge.
It does not exist.
Thus proves the point I'm making.
Jedi are lazy.
Sith are hard workers.
They always get the job done.
Let's destroy the Earth.
Haiku #
56001
Posted:
January 28, 2017 8:24 pm ET
Poet & location:
Darth Figpucker
of
Endor, eating BBQ ewoks.
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