Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #55976
They farted so much
that they caused global warming
and arid conditions.

Those dumb sauropods.
They should have taken Bean-O.
What's in your gas tank?

We should all ride bikes.
In the end nothing matters.
extinction awaits.

Super cockroaches.
Advanced alien life forms.
Reproducing droids.
Haiku #55976
Posted: January 22, 2017 8:22 am ET
Poet & location: Doomsday is a Party