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If you caught spammers,
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Hairs clog the wheels.
Disassemble, lubricate,
good as fucking new.
by Anonymous Poet
It's love at first sight.
The pavement kissed my buttocks.
My buttocks kissed back.
by Anonymous Poet
Fat sleepy puppy
Wakes himself up by farting
Won't be the last time
by Adorable Kittens
Experienced now,
longevity's in question,
the outcome is not.
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The drug was dragged through the dregs.
Et carpe vulvum.
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"I am in a world of shit!"
It's absolute truth.
by Anonymous Poet
preceding third line
should read as follows herein:
"sloth, ennui, genius"
by Lush
its 'themes obvious,
said my bassist with a lisp
ennui, genius
by Lush
turgid, morbid stuff
double vinyl first release
Sad: So The Devil
by Lush
shred virtuosic
Dopamine Deficiency
my doom metal band
by Lush
You are adopted
Your parents abandoned you
We thought you should know
by Anonymous Poet
Damn those silly bulls.
Much like sheep, they're miscounted.
But when I'm awake.
by Anonymous Poet
God's helicopters.
Dragon flies are amazing.
Older than dinosaurs.
by Anonymous Poet
In his younger days
he also wrote a book called
"Bitches and Cocaine".
by df
leonard nimoy had
to come to terms with "spock" and
wrote two books on that
by vhs of I'm Not Spock and I Am Spock
Turtles eat feces.
It's quite a disgusting thing.
They're just like children.
by Anonymous Poet
The frogs have returned.
What could they be resisting?
Turtles are happy.
by Anonymous Poet
An army of frogs.
Tiny hopping baby frogs
swarmed the parking lot.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They were toad.
by Anonymous Poet
You got it backward.
They shoot asteroids fields.
And planets appear.
A lush green planet.
Full of life and stuff like that.
Thus call it "Life Star".
Wait, Star Trek did it.
Or something quite similar.
Thus Spock was reborn.
Of all the celebs,
I miss Leonard Nimoy most;
He kicked so much ass!
by DF
if the Rebels had
a superweapon could not
the more artsy grey
minded folks go is
not the Rebellion evil
or Kevin Smith and
independent work
to get the Death Star made but
as one guy said if
you know who you are
working for, you deal with the
consequences there
by vhs
There is no Life Star.
It shoots rays at asteroids.
Planets then emerge.
It does not exist.
Thus proves the point I'm making.
Jedi are lazy.
Sith are hard workers.
They always get the job done.
Let's destroy the Earth.
by Darth Figpucker of Endor, eating BBQ ewoks.
Inappropriate
sexual relationships
with pack animals.
by Darth Figpucker
murmuring onward
vasospasm sounds like a
black metal band but
well if i am toast
then it will just be "df"
and spam posting here
I don't plan on that
by vhs
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by Anonymous Poet
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cotton candy succulent
rodent talk to you
by Anonymous Poet
drunker than Homer
sir, your heart has a murmur
unaffordable
by Adorable Kittens
Small yapping poodle.
Run down by an Army tank.
These thoughts warm my heart.
by df
How many knees would
negros grow if negros could
grow knees? Forty-two.
by Anonymous Poet
I mean double-stuffed.
Not those wimpy mini cups.
Eat them between tits.
by df
They are best frozen.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Chased with Sky vodka.
by Decadence
i like peanut butter
cups myself, nothing like
chocolate and that
addictive
by vhs
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Much better than cigarrettes.
Prison currency.
by Anonymous Poet
Pi-ells That is two.
Buttercup purty mouth boy.
Squeal loud for me.
by Anonymous Poet
this feels like one guy
talking to himself when i
want to see more folks
talking to each post
and of course old fashioned post
this post that post these
by vhs
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gonna write whatever and
hope it adds up here
by vhs
You should stick to math;
Piles is just one syllable
Look it up snowflake.
by Anonymous Poet
That's not a haiku.
"Piles" has two syllables.
You old foot pervert.
Yes, they leave shoes out.
Strange that foot-lovers aren't called...
pedophiles. Doh!
Much like Santa Claus,
You can leave "gifts" in their shoes.
Instead of their socks.
Gooey, sticky gifts.
It will increase shoe lifetime.
Chinese products suck.
by df
These Asian shoe piles;
Do they leave them out at night?
Sniffing shoes is fun!
by Anonymous Poet
Asian shoe piles.
Huge mounds of shoes block front doors,
indicate who's rich.
The house entrance blocked.
The children inside will starve.
But it saves money.
With the money saved
buy a new house, make more kids,
go shopping for shoes.
by df
