Bad Haiku
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26 Years, 140 Days and 76409 Haiku later...

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Especially if you're old.
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Haiku # 56032, February 3, 2017 3:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ponce De Leon's well
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Haiku # 56031, February 3, 2017 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you caught spammers,
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Haiku # 56030, February 3, 2017 3:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairs clog the wheels.
Disassemble, lubricate,
good as fucking new.
Haiku # 56029, February 3, 2017 2:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's love at first sight.
The pavement kissed my buttocks.
My buttocks kissed back.
Haiku # 56028, February 3, 2017 2:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fat sleepy puppy
Wakes himself up by farting
Won't be the last time
Haiku # 56027, February 3, 2017 12:52 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
Experienced now,
longevity's in question,
the outcome is not.
Haiku # 56026, February 2, 2017 11:59 pm ET
by zach of Sacramento, CA
Freedom has been lost.
The drug was dragged through the dregs.
Et carpe vulvum.
Haiku # 56025, February 1, 2017 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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by wwruorit of USA
The wisest words said:
"I am in a world of shit!"
It's absolute truth.
Haiku # 56016, January 31, 2017 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
preceding third line
should read as follows herein:
"sloth, ennui, genius"
Haiku # 56015, January 31, 2017 12:12 am ET
by Lush
its 'themes obvious,
said my bassist with a lisp
ennui, genius
Haiku # 56014, January 31, 2017 12:09 am ET
by Lush
turgid, morbid stuff
double vinyl first release
Sad: So The Devil
Haiku # 56013, January 31, 2017 12:05 am ET
by Lush
shred virtuosic
Dopamine Deficiency
my doom metal band
Haiku # 56012, January 31, 2017 12:02 am ET
by Lush
You are adopted
Your parents abandoned you
We thought you should know
Haiku # 56011, January 30, 2017 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Damn those silly bulls.
Much like sheep, they're miscounted.
But when I'm awake.
Haiku # 56010, January 30, 2017 9:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
God's helicopters.
Dragon flies are amazing.
Older than dinosaurs.
Haiku # 56009, January 30, 2017 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In his younger days
he also wrote a book called
"Bitches and Cocaine".
Haiku # 56008, January 30, 2017 9:20 pm ET
by df
leonard nimoy had
to come to terms with "spock" and
wrote two books on that
Haiku # 56007, January 30, 2017 12:55 pm ET
by vhs of I'm Not Spock and I Am Spock
Turtles eat feces.
It's quite a disgusting thing.
They're just like children.
Haiku # 56006, January 30, 2017 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The frogs have returned.
What could they be resisting?
Turtles are happy.
Haiku # 56005, January 30, 2017 1:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An army of frogs.
Tiny hopping baby frogs
swarmed the parking lot.
They were toad.
Haiku # 56004, January 29, 2017 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You got it backward.
They shoot asteroids fields.
And planets appear.

A lush green planet.
Full of life and stuff like that.
Thus call it "Life Star".

Wait, Star Trek did it.
Or something quite similar.
Thus Spock was reborn.

Of all the celebs,
I miss Leonard Nimoy most;
He kicked so much ass!
Haiku # 56003, January 29, 2017 8:12 pm ET
by DF
if the Rebels had
a superweapon could not
the more artsy grey

minded folks go is
not the Rebellion evil
or Kevin Smith and

independent work
to get the Death Star made but
as one guy said if

you know who you are
working for, you deal with the
consequences there
Haiku # 56002, January 29, 2017 12:27 pm ET
by vhs
There is no Life Star.
It shoots rays at asteroids.
Planets then emerge.

It does not exist.
Thus proves the point I'm making.
Jedi are lazy.

Sith are hard workers.
They always get the job done.
Let's destroy the Earth.
Haiku # 56001, January 28, 2017 8:24 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Endor, eating BBQ ewoks.
sexual relationships
with pack animals.
Haiku # 56000, January 28, 2017 8:16 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
murmuring onward
vasospasm sounds like a
black metal band but

well if i am toast
then it will just be "df"
and spam posting here

I don't plan on that
Haiku # 55999, January 28, 2017 1:14 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 55998, January 28, 2017 5:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
america rulz
cotton candy succulent
rodent talk to you
Haiku # 55997, January 27, 2017 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
drunker than Homer
sir, your heart has a murmur
Haiku # 55994, January 27, 2017 2:22 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
Small yapping poodle.
Run down by an Army tank.
These thoughts warm my heart.
Haiku # 55993, January 26, 2017 9:08 pm ET
by df
How many knees would
negros grow if negros could
grow knees? Forty-two.
Haiku # 55992, January 26, 2017 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I mean double-stuffed.
Not those wimpy mini cups.
Eat them between tits.
Haiku # 55991, January 25, 2017 11:23 pm ET
by df
They are best frozen.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Chased with Sky vodka.
Haiku # 55990, January 25, 2017 11:19 pm ET
by Decadence
i like peanut butter
cups myself, nothing like
chocolate and that

Haiku # 55989, January 25, 2017 12:03 pm ET
by vhs
Oh my pretty mouth.
Much better than cigarrettes.
Prison currency.
Haiku # 55988, January 25, 2017 8:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pi-ells That is two.
Buttercup purty mouth boy.
Squeal loud for me.
Haiku # 55987, January 25, 2017 3:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this feels like one guy
talking to himself when i
want to see more folks

talking to each post
and of course old fashioned post
this post that post these
Haiku # 55986, January 24, 2017 1:41 pm ET
by vhs
as for me i'm a
gonna write whatever and
hope it adds up here
Haiku # 55985, January 24, 2017 1:40 pm ET
by vhs
You should stick to math;
Piles is just one syllable
Look it up snowflake.
Haiku # 55984, January 24, 2017 9:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
That's not a haiku.
"Piles" has two syllables.
You old foot pervert.

Yes, they leave shoes out.
Strange that foot-lovers aren't called...
pedophiles. Doh!

Much like Santa Claus,
You can leave "gifts" in their shoes.
Instead of their socks.

Gooey, sticky gifts.
It will increase shoe lifetime.
Chinese products suck.
Haiku # 55983, January 24, 2017 7:01 am ET
by df
These Asian shoe piles;
Do they leave them out at night?
Sniffing shoes is fun!
Haiku # 55982, January 24, 2017 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Asian shoe piles.
Huge mounds of shoes block front doors,
indicate who's rich.

The house entrance blocked.
The children inside will starve.
But it saves money.

With the money saved
buy a new house, make more kids,
go shopping for shoes.
Haiku # 55981, January 23, 2017 7:27 pm ET
by df
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