We should be buddies.
China has toxic whoop ass,
plus lots of people

Silver lullabies
with warm candlelight nearby
for Earth's clockwork night

would the first church of
beavis and butthead be a
legal religion

where people watch vids
on a CRT TV
and say "this sucks..." or

"woah that's cool...." oh how
they have forgotten what sucks
and what is cool now

Believe in Beavis.
First Church of Cornholio.
Offers of TP.

Do you have TP?
Or do you have no TP?
We have no bunghole.

Anoint your bunghole
with oleo and TP.
Yeah, that would be cool.

Weeping o'er the dark
Black Oceans caress the pain
of a loved one lost

i wonder who came
up with the idea art needs
a liscense, status?

It's the ninja code.
Japaneseish or something.
Look at the post card!

Go eat your sushi!
Family Feudalism
without wasabi.

I need to get my
artistic license renewed
or pay the large fine.

I'm sorry you feel that way, what i read here i find rather disturbing, quite disturbing, not the sex doll thing so much but the devaluing of life

There once was a man from Nantookit
who took out his dick and shook it
at everyone that he saw
although against the law
for a toothpick they mistook it.

Electrophiles
are freaks who love electrons.
The chem teacher lied.

When I was little and I had no sense
I too a piss on the electric fence.
It shocked my dick, it shocked my balls,
I took a shit in my overalls.

Murder is an art.
Those who do it in hatred
are barbaric scum.

I just ordered a
Hello Kitty sex doll from
Amazon dot com.

I hate the way that
Asians take pics of their food
before they eat it.

Drugs can do good things.
Amphetamine-dried nostrils.
Pluck out those nose hairs.

To chop off your head,
recording the slice and thud,
would make me happy.

To come undone once
by your sweet melodic laugh
while time marches on

duality is
one gravitational wave
this just will not do

one has tried to make
religions of science
we got sci fi

instead

in the end it fails
the promise becomes weighty
moral bankruptcy wins

When I dream I fly
Not because I flap my arms
But cuz I want to

Oh fuck, I give up.
Reading, watching, begging you
Cowards be ye all

Science in my pants.
Usually makes me dance.
Payday cash advance

the facts are the facts
science will soon rule supreme
if we like, or not

yes electron clouds
we can never truly know
where they just might be

we can only make a
rough guess via science and
speculation ok...

I was just trying to sound smart at the last line there...

an electron dream
from any point to the edge
it must be twisted

death brings life and death
happens over and over
till the cycle ends

Happy New Year

this dream catcher feat
directs a new year outward
will design bring forth

Hell-fuckin'-O! Motherfuckers!

Dunkin Donuts coffee sucks, but hey, it's open.

The native women are overweight from eating too much processed cheese.
Christmas lights are choking the town square and likely will not be removed until after Valentines day.
Venereal diseases aren't really as bad as they tell you in high school.
I'm listening to tool and avoiding Facebook at the moment so you should be proud.
It's sad that Carrie went in such a horrible violent way, but I guess that's life.
Some Asian girls have big boobs. I enjoy telling them they have big boobs just to see what kind of reaction I get... "Hey, wow! You have big boobs!"
The mega-roman candles give you the best bang for your buck... Next to Eccentrica Gallumbits, that is.

Gourmet pizza fucking rocks!

There is mud all over the streets that becomes carcinogenic dust when the sun dries it out.
Dead frogs and rats flattened in the night.
Even the cats won't eat them.
Breathing is a rare pleasure when the rain clouds pass.
The Man in the Moon flips you the bird whilst you piss in the gutter as a motorcycle passes and you wave at them with your hand not in use.
You are sober, horny, and hopeless.

It is not known if it was truly beef or some other animal, but it was a tasty burger.
My battery is at 21%.
A beer sits next to me.
Did you find any good bargains at Macy's this year?

She was obese, disgusting, had a BO problem, and no one at all wanted to have sex with her, but she provided a feast for mosquitoes.
Peace Be Upon Him

Ten thousand chicken fuckers cannot be wrong.
Happy New Years!

well simplicity
is not a city but it
does make for sparse work

This is not for me.
But maybe if I was gay.
No, not even then.

HTML tags
are now disabled just like
Christopher Reeves was.

Hello!

Well sit and wait it's
A lot better than before
Chop wood carry coke

Where's the janitor?
There's another spam haiku!
Can you clean it up?

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i always wonder
who the hell is posting here
and quite about what

It is only natural.
She drowned under the moonlight.
Strangled by her bra.

Saul last breath pleads:
Pull down the shades
Don

"Stone Philosophers"

No cause or effect
Amnesic incognitus
Unfolding stone - bye

carrie fisher just
died, i know celebrities
pass all the time but

my childhood just died
a bit right there, and i have
no more words to say...

mayhaps but you know
we must work together to
fullfilll our own

personal visions
doesn't make sense does it ah
libertarian christians...

Stop it man of earth
I know the haikus sound great
But they spam a lot




Do you even know what I mean?