a blink of my eye
and you will poop in your pants
My Superpower

Rapture and heaven.
All half-hearted half-measures.
We need permanence.

Death without a ghost.
Extinction forever more.
An end to this farce.

Sadly there are too many people on this planet to end human existence with a disease or small scale nuke war. It will likely take a huge asteroid or massive natural disaster to wipe us out. What is God waiting for?! Oh yeah, we entertain Him with our suffering... I forgot.

i had a convo
with a kid from "PRC"
on icq and

he said something of
dragons, the Rapture, etc.
you know what i think

and believe so
this subject is normal to
me. it is ancient

what of Taiwan???

Considering China's disregard for the environment, overpopulation, expansionism, etc., there is no other recourse except for WWIII, but rather than nukes it should be fought with ebola just because, (1) that would be funny, and (2), think of the money we'd save.

Fucking bastards make an office chair that the legs break after 2 weeks! Fuckers deserve WWIII for that shit! Not cool!

Oh, a haiku...

Chinese commies suck.
A criminal empire.
Greed exemplified.

well i am just of
the thought say our grandparents
called japan "japs" but

when World War II was
over then we have Japan
as it is right now

harajuku girls, games
hentai, and otaku and
what will we say on

China if Axl
gets his Democracy he
always wanted there

It would be so nice
to have a bulletin board
instead of this shite.

We could log in and
voila, no more spam to read;
just awful poetry.

Some of you could be
admins to delete the SPAM
and violent threats.

It could be public,
but log in required for
posting poetry.

Problem fucking solved.
But will it ever happen?
Absolutely not.

If it ever does,
I will chop off my penis.
This I promise you.
--Donald Trump

Finally it's right.
My God, what a fight that was.
Copy-paste sucks ass.

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The coffee wars in the jungles of El Salvador have taken the lives of over 65,000 people and this is all being kept quiet by Southparkstudios.com. The connections are really obvious once you get past all the bullshit. Any country that has teenage girls' panties (having been worn once and not washed) in vending machines for perverted businessmen to buy and sniff on their way to work while drinking a "Grande Frappuccino" deserves a tsunami and radioactive fish falling from the sky on parachutes of Yen washed up on the shores of the imagination.

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I don

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Now it's weather spam!
You must fucking kidding!
I don't want to live.

I'm looking forward
to an apocalyptic
World War I I I.

Aye aye, poke his eye.
Gouge them out and replace them.
With Pokemon balls.

Or just poke his balls.
But, you know, he might like that.
Katana castrate!

Did you read the story about the Japanese "Chef" who had his junk surgically removed and then he took it home and cooked it and fed it to clients at $500 per plate? Would YOU pay $500 to eat someone's balls and tiny little Asian cock, 'cause I sure wouldn't?!

I hope when we nuke
China that the blasts will make
some stupendous waves!

Surf's up, brah, hang ten!
Carve those radioactive
swells like a turkey!

El Nino waxes,
warm waters shoal, flow eastward,
Earth's fever rises.

absurdity on all
levels, bill, allen and jack
are all dead right now

but the Beat goes on

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that i think that by posting
a prayer request

to a christian site
about spiritually slam
ming the spam, it will

deal with the spam...but
let's keep going now ok
i find this part of

God's plan

Hello!

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Exact fucking ly!
Chinese spam and scam fake shoes.
Commie cock suckers!

I tried to find your heart online
You found mine
Heart and heart here and there

Fuck all of this noise.
I'll add my own SPAM again.
And why shouldn't I?

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Plethoras
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I want to be invisible for the sake of doing what most people would consider inappropriate in public places. Yes, that

Vaginoplasty!
Make that sloppy old thing shine!
Like Madonna's song.

Juicy, tight, and pink.
"Like a vir-ir-ir-ir-gin!"
Five thousand dollars.

Jesus fucking Christ!
There's enough SPAM to feed the
Philippines Navy!

No coincidence
that, yes, the SPAM is Chinese
in its origin.

Do a who's who search
on the SPAM sites, they're Chinese
almost all the time.

Fucking Communists.
Bunch of criminal assholes.
Greed and corruption.

A war would be good.
Fought with ebola and AIDS.
Airborne HIV.

It's what they deserve.
They have destroyed they planet.
They mush be punished!

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where are these spam posts
coming from, china? maldives (the)
erm, Grenada? nah...

we could also see
this as one big dadaist art
project adding shit

like haikus to the HELLO HELLO I HAVE VIAGRA things that pop up here

I've seen these spam ads
just take over bboards from
times less facebooky.

it feels like the net
has lost the personal self
and is like kudzu

just growing, choking
out everything else, mono
cultures eating up

I've been posting here
for a long time, i want to
see it come alive

(without the ads of course)

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Trees are so dang hot
They make me want to eat rice
Photosynthesis

Vogons do not share.
You of all people should know.
This website is MINE!!!

Mwahh ha haaa haa HAAAAAaaaa...!
(evil laughter echoing away in the void...)

Yeah, it is boring here. Hell, I though you were a pussy, but those other guys can't hang. You're a tough nut, vhs. My hat off to you... oh, I don't wear a hat... well then my pants off to you instead. ;-)

i've been trying to
get people to post here too
i think we're the last

hate it though

Hello!

Nourishment is good.
Good for the heart, mind, and soul.
Cheetos and Coors Light.

Manatee jerky.
Displayed next to bubble gum.
This is in China.

My vagina stinks.
I've tried the leading douches.
What do you suggest?

occasionally
alumni stop by to post
anonymously

I chased them all off.
It's expected from Vogons.
It's in our nature.

do any of the folks
who used to post here stop in
and post some haiku?

Well that IS horseshit.
Here we peddle doom and gloom.
You care to buy some?

I predict a war.
Fought not with bombs and bullets,
but with diseases.

Infected soldiers
infiltrate the enemy
to spread STDs.

psychic detectives
sad pile of steamy horseshit
pedlers of false hope

well if that were to
happen the ads for shaving
cream would appear here

"new for ball shaving, to reach those hard to reach nether regions! only 1.50 and highly senstive, also useful for facial features and reinactments of that disturbing scene in Pink Floyd's the Wall for fetish parties!"

ok Gen X where'd you go

This is not so fun.
There are other things to do;
shave each others' balls.

we have been reduced
to ads ads and ads and where's
the cheesy web page?

celebrating the life of mr spock with captain kirk in chains?

More Chinese scam shoes.
They will soon own the whole world.
Trump will be their bitch.

Vaginas explode.
And penises will fly off.
It's caused by gluten.

Do not be a kook.
Go around the impact zone.
It's polite and safe.

Hello!

fly buzzes around,
making an annoying sound,
that's why it must die

You know it's bad when
Inuits feel ennui.
It's innuendo.

It's in your end, oh!
Acid suppository.
LSD, that is.

Are you counting days
'Til Suicide Squad comes out?
You'll need some Kleenex.

And not for crying.
I think I'll take my Flesh Light.
Hope no one hears it.