Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #54140
Vogons do not share.
You of all people should know.
This website is MINE!!!

Mwahh ha haaa haa HAAAAAaaaa...!
(evil laughter echoing away in the void...)

Yeah, it is boring here. Hell, I though you were a pussy, but those other guys can't hang. You're a tough nut, vhs. My hat off to you... oh, I don't wear a hat... well then my pants off to you instead. ;-)
Haiku #54140
Posted: August 3, 2016 10:53 pm ET
Poet & location: df