It would be so nice
to have a bulletin board
instead of this shite.

We could log in and
voila, no more spam to read;
just awful poetry.

Some of you could be
admins to delete the SPAM
and violent threats.

It could be public,
but log in required for
posting poetry.

Problem fucking solved.
But will it ever happen?
Absolutely not.

If it ever does,
I will chop off my penis.
This I promise you.
--Donald Trump