Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #54161
Jesus fucking Christ!
There's enough SPAM to feed the
Philippines Navy!

No coincidence
that, yes, the SPAM is Chinese
in its origin.

Do a who's who search
on the SPAM sites, they're Chinese
almost all the time.

Fucking Communists.
Bunch of criminal assholes.
Greed and corruption.

A war would be good.
Fought with ebola and AIDS.
Airborne HIV.

It's what they deserve.
They have destroyed they planet.
They mush be punished!
Haiku #54161
Posted: August 7, 2016 10:44 pm ET
Poet & location: darthfigpucker