Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #54065
You know it's bad when
Inuits feel ennui.
It's innuendo.

It's in your end, oh!
Acid suppository.
LSD, that is.

Are you counting days
'Til Suicide Squad comes out?
You'll need some Kleenex.

And not for crying.
I think I'll take my Flesh Light.
Hope no one hears it.
Haiku #54065
Posted: July 25, 2016 5:46 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker