Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #54130
Well that IS horseshit.
Here we peddle doom and gloom.
You care to buy some?

I predict a war.
Fought not with bombs and bullets,
but with diseases.

Infected soldiers
infiltrate the enemy
to spread STDs.
Haiku #54130
Posted: July 30, 2016 7:21 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker