when you no longer
are fed, you will starve, and then
you will understand

but we were in my
path warned about swine, throw not
your pearls towards you

too many people
we wish we could say goodbye
to, wish I could you :)

assholes are around
so are feet and that's where the
feet end up going

when a person is
alive and not worth a kind
word and someone else

is loved and missed then
tis a sad life indeed to love
someone's hatred here

I wish it were a
funny thing Carlson, death comes
for you too if the

men in white don't come
for you first so we stop the
seeing of your posts

because you're "getting help"

Swedish penis pump
I owe my whole life to you
She thinks my cock's huge

one can only get
shocking sociopath fore
people tire of it

who is me and who
is not me, really but I
had to say goodbye

to someone I loved
a couple of days ago
and this doesn't matter

We have just one Earth
We have a duty to save
Just kidding that's gay

We have just one Earth
We have a duty to save
Just kidding that's gay

No way Rick, my man.
I would give you twelve fifty.
Do not cheat yourself.

I am disgusted.
With all of the human race.
Myself included.

But moreso poets.
I'd bomb poetry readings
if I cared enough.

But I'm too lazy.
An apathetic worm jizz.
Assuming they jizz.

you're a troll, and your
words are just designed to make
people get wound up

death will come when it
does, sooner, or later but not
till our time is due

You should fucking die
Suck and chop your dick off please
Gulping down the bleach

Kim Kardashian
She's not a fucking hero
It's a naked pic

She's a god damn whore
If anyone else posted nudes
It wouldn't go well

I've buried myself,
my grave in a world of shit
where nothing will grow.

I'll ignore all that
I have to say goodbye to
an old friend of mine

tasteless and tired
the edge is nothing new but
it starts new old things

monoculture virus
catch a deteroration
what word is that scratch

Trump grump hump dump clump
bump lump stump rump jump pump slump
chump thump plump sump frump.

I'm glad I'm not Trump.
Use them all in a sentence.
I would hump Trump's rump.

Happy Women's Day!
Now get back in the kitchen,
and make a sammich!

I would hump Trump's rump
on a stump with Forrest Gump
'til he takes a dump.

Trump was my landlord.
I paid him with anal sex.
His ass was not tight.

Sinking to new depths.
Lower than hell's outhouse pits.
And smelling better.

Sitting on The Hill,
to awaken I must have
artificial means.

Extract of rare fruits,
quite similar to cocaine,
not yet illegal.

Don't chase the dragon.
Catch that motherfucker and
fuck his scaly ass!

The watery grave,
with all its slime and creatures,
brings me back to life.

So I'm a pervert.
Snorkeling for ocean slime
with which to jack off.

It's way better than
doing autoerotic
asphyxiation.

I am not gay, but...
Donald Trump has a cute mouth.
That's not hair product.

I know who you are.
Voracious Herpes Simplex.
You keep coming back.

Never read his shit.
I masturbate in your face.
You keep coming back.

bukowski was the
master, I think you are just
masturbating here

and what one loses
for art sometimes, the ear and
sometimes sanity

the mirror reflects
the beast within so show
where the wolf lyeth

This website is dumb.
Insects are high in protein.
And you are just high.

Just the two if us
We can make it if we try
So I say goodbye

Me and My Shadow
That's the theme song for DF
Nobody else here

All nude female
ultimate fighting champion
drop-kick pussy-shot.

Asians wear dust masks.
It's not for smog or virus.
That's just what they do.

She came willingly.
And then she came willingly.
Please don't tell my wife.

We are Liverpool
From Shankly to Lallana
And all in-between

Roasting Marshmallows
aside Hell's Lake of Fire,
singing songs by Queen.

"I can smell your cunt!"
Hissed Multiple Miggs through bars.
"I myself cannot."

Sunny D Orange Drink.
Mac and cheese and Spam sandwich.
Kraft and Rainbow Bread.

Her soul ripped apart.
Babies' screams cut through the night.
Leaving nothing else.

Donald Trump's wet dream.
He is four hundred feet tall.
And butt-ass naked.

He scoops people up.
And shoves them right up his ass.
This will now happen.

Impending evil.
Dreams are more vivid than life.
How did this happen?

She looks delicious.
I'll drag her into my dreams.
Kicking and screaming.

What a bunch of shit!
You've said that how many times?
Please, go already!

But before you leave,
please take one of these with you:
PAARRROOTOOT PATOOT!

That was a huge fart.
Dinosauric gas blast.
Ginormous flatus.

I'll not be back, I've
seen the light at the end of
the tunnel, train...bye

burroughs did it
he called it Naked Lunch, I
should smack you sir. worse

I should pray for you.
Yes the old Chrijistsm bug
at least I'm not OHMing

I dream of prison,
of capture and punishment
for horrific crimes.

Upon my waking
The world seems ethereal;
I become a ghost.

I waken to this...
mundane caffeinated haze.
I am nobody.

Science is a lie.
Chem book say "You have 3 moles
of IF3 gas."

I don't have 3 moles
of iodine trifluoride
and I never did!

Presumptive assholes!
I mean, who the fuck has that?
Thank God they aren't cops!

You're under arrest!
You have 50 grams of coke!
Because we said so!

Stupid ass science.
I'll go back to the Bible.
Raining frogs; why not!

well I want to see
other people also post
haiku besides you

and myself here, just
I might have to drag some fet
people into here