Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53398
Science is a lie.
Chem book say "You have 3 moles
of IF3 gas."

I don't have 3 moles
of iodine trifluoride
and I never did!

Presumptive assholes!
I mean, who the fuck has that?
Thank God they aren't cops!

You're under arrest!
You have 50 grams of coke!
Because we said so!

Stupid ass science.
I'll go back to the Bible.
Raining frogs; why not!
Haiku #53398
Posted: February 28, 2016 5:31 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker is not the owner of IF3