Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53402
What a bunch of shit!
You've said that how many times?
Please, go already!

But before you leave,
please take one of these with you:
PAARRROOTOOT PATOOT!

That was a huge fart.
Dinosauric gas blast.
Ginormous flatus.
Haiku #53402
Posted: February 29, 2016 4:29 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker