Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53404
Donald Trump's wet dream.
He is four hundred feet tall.
And butt-ass naked.

He scoops people up.
And shoves them right up his ass.
This will now happen.
Haiku #53404
Posted: March 1, 2016 8:27 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker