monoculture virus
catch a deteroration
what word is that scratch

Trump grump hump dump clump
bump lump stump rump jump pump slump
chump thump plump sump frump.

I'm glad I'm not Trump.
Use them all in a sentence.
I would hump Trump's rump.

Happy Women's Day!
Now get back in the kitchen,
and make a sammich!

I would hump Trump's rump
on a stump with Forrest Gump
'til he takes a dump.

Trump was my landlord.
I paid him with anal sex.
His ass was not tight.

Sinking to new depths.
Lower than hell's outhouse pits.
And smelling better.

Sitting on The Hill,
to awaken I must have
artificial means.

Extract of rare fruits,
quite similar to cocaine,
not yet illegal.

Don't chase the dragon.
Catch that motherfucker and
fuck his scaly ass!

The watery grave,
with all its slime and creatures,
brings me back to life.

So I'm a pervert.
Snorkeling for ocean slime
with which to jack off.

It's way better than
doing autoerotic
asphyxiation.

I am not gay, but...
Donald Trump has a cute mouth.
That's not hair product.

I know who you are.
Voracious Herpes Simplex.
You keep coming back.

Never read his shit.
I masturbate in your face.
You keep coming back.

bukowski was the
master, I think you are just
masturbating here

and what one loses
for art sometimes, the ear and
sometimes sanity

the mirror reflects
the beast within so show
where the wolf lyeth

This website is dumb.
Insects are high in protein.
And you are just high.

Just the two if us
We can make it if we try
So I say goodbye

Me and My Shadow
That's the theme song for DF
Nobody else here

All nude female
ultimate fighting champion
drop-kick pussy-shot.

Asians wear dust masks.
It's not for smog or virus.
That's just what they do.

She came willingly.
And then she came willingly.
Please don't tell my wife.

We are Liverpool
From Shankly to Lallana
And all in-between

Roasting Marshmallows
aside Hell's Lake of Fire,
singing songs by Queen.

"I can smell your cunt!"
Hissed Multiple Miggs through bars.
"I myself cannot."

Sunny D Orange Drink.
Mac and cheese and Spam sandwich.
Kraft and Rainbow Bread.

Her soul ripped apart.
Babies' screams cut through the night.
Leaving nothing else.

Donald Trump's wet dream.
He is four hundred feet tall.
And butt-ass naked.

He scoops people up.
And shoves them right up his ass.
This will now happen.

Impending evil.
Dreams are more vivid than life.
How did this happen?

She looks delicious.
I'll drag her into my dreams.
Kicking and screaming.

What a bunch of shit!
You've said that how many times?
Please, go already!

But before you leave,
please take one of these with you:
PAARRROOTOOT PATOOT!

That was a huge fart.
Dinosauric gas blast.
Ginormous flatus.

I'll not be back, I've
seen the light at the end of
the tunnel, train...bye

burroughs did it
he called it Naked Lunch, I
should smack you sir. worse

I should pray for you.
Yes the old Chrijistsm bug
at least I'm not OHMing

I dream of prison,
of capture and punishment
for horrific crimes.

Upon my waking
The world seems ethereal;
I become a ghost.

I waken to this...
mundane caffeinated haze.
I am nobody.

Science is a lie.
Chem book say "You have 3 moles
of IF3 gas."

I don't have 3 moles
of iodine trifluoride
and I never did!

Presumptive assholes!
I mean, who the fuck has that?
Thank God they aren't cops!

You're under arrest!
You have 50 grams of coke!
Because we said so!

Stupid ass science.
I'll go back to the Bible.
Raining frogs; why not!

well I want to see
other people also post
haiku besides you

and myself here, just
I might have to drag some fet
people into here

is this some guys long
on going project to himself
haiku on dark net?

That is just so wrong.
You've crossed way over the line.
Never plant tulips!

Hey! Don't you forget,
Tomorrow is extra day
Use it for poems...

or masturbation
or burying the bodies
or cleaning gutters

or calling parents
or returning stolen sheep
or planting tulips

Procrastination,
Sterilization Without
Representation

Men who fuck chickens,
contrary to what they say,
are chicken fuckers.

You would do well to
Remember that when you vote.
Plus Trump has dumb hair.

Ukiah's a town
in Northern California.
They don't write haiku.

You donut puncher.
Bavarian filled choco.
Traffic cop's bitch boy.

Now is the time for
all good men to come to the
aid of their country.

boo! out of donuts
cry in artisanal beer
our startup lifestyle

end is growing near
why bother opening eyes
out of yum donuts!

the love of my life
I've looked for you for so long
unguarded donut

Sometimes even the
sysadmin's config change tests
must take haiku form.

how many cycles of
history have ends of history
as stages?

francis fukuyama
at one time a big book
author of the

"end of history"
now found with JW and ayn
rand books in goodwills

How many assholes
does it take to tell a joke
to piss people off?

It only takes one.
Sort of like masturbation.
And you're good at it.

Just kidding, it's me.
Ha, I had you going there!
I am such a douche!

Hear the one about
the Irish guy who's well hung?
Of course you didn't!

vhs is bi.
Ash is a tri-sexual.
(He'll try anything.)

I'm quad-sexual.
I only screw quadrupeds.
Hence my cute nickname.

i am jealous now
not a damned irish joke on
these web haiku...

the horror and the
irony and ancestry
where's the whiskey?????

Did you hear the joke
'bout the mathematician?
That's 'cause there are none.

I often say that
"these dicks will not suck themselves"
when solving problems.

And, just like a whore,
I only take cash up front.
No cash, no answers.

well I'm bi so like
someone can say what a shock
that is to hear that