he emptied his clip
into the target as he
shot his load in her
by no stereotypes here in Tucson shooting range
we say it loudly
we say it over again
we's schizophrenic
by so full of WE
I always say truth.
Especially about that.
Shut up or I'll shoot.
by Buford T. Justice of Prowd Murkin
We say it loudly.
We say it once and again.
Who are we kidding?
by It really IS that big! Really it is!
I've a modest eight
inches and revolver so
drop the dick/gun shit
by stupid stereotypic analogies
dancing the mambo
in a pit of mambas is
not a good idea
by theme parks gone terribly wrong
wild animals
in captivity become
highly stressed creatures
by leave wild animals be
new kid's attraction
called "Cuddling with Pythons" it'll
take your breath away
by getting close to nature
kissing dolphins and
swimming with orcas what the
fuck have we become?!
by you call this being One with Nature?!
no joke that killer
orca's show called "Dining with
Shamu" it's so sick!
by Free Willy!
no guns needed in
the land of cuckolds they let
real men do the work
by cum clean up my mess
Her Amiricans
Your Guns are a substitute
for a small penis
If you respond. you are just confirming the truth. Inadequate!!!!
by No Gun needed here
i'm lolligagging
plotting to make you happy;
a fruitless venture
by liza of optimism helps
note passed at work:
name, number, email, motel;
"call me beautiful".
by liza of awkward come-ons
most excellent type
enthusiastic lively
swinging the saddle
by giddeeeee up
still screwin your bam
baby I'm just asking sweet
patience in my eyes
by shhhhhhhh
different clubs sweet
but it was love at first sight
up and down lightly
by eat it pure
Pop a cap in it!
Eyball to eyball with it!
Show it who is boss!
by Better be a big pistol...
Ya, screw the whales!
They suck and so do dolphins!
Human people rule!
by Polar Bears are RIght Out! of Little Snow Seals are Tasty
Vote in November
Allow Orca handlers
to carry pistols
by Screw the Whales of Support Your Local Whale Trainer
Armed Society
A polite society.
Predators beware.
by Never Rob and Armed Man of Stand up to Bullies
the same orca killed
before..what now? a lethal
injection perhaps?
by sick society
orca kills trainer at
theme park..ADVICE just let the
fuckin' Orcas BE!
by theme park insanity
wretched weaver's bs**
is "bs" reincarnate..
new but not improved
by recycled **bull shit is still shit
squat down on my face
pretend that i'm a toilet
drown me with your love
by wretch weaver
Chinese expunge Zen
Buddhism like sand mandala
scattered to the winds
by Impermanent nature of things
thinning out human
species through disease and war
is nature's purging
by Robert Malthus was correct
civilization
and Dark Age a thin membrane
separates them, yes?
by the rise and fall of Americania
barricade the door
remember the Alamo
loaded and ready
by say hello to my little friends!!
if life is a dream
then there's no exit from this
damn f**king nightmare
by honey get my rifle
second amendment
right to bear arms and blow all
you suckers away!
by ready and waiting
when a Harvard prof
is packin' heat it's time we
all get a Glock, right?!!
by NRA sign me up NOW!
The young and the fools
ignore the bears and the wolves.
Living in a wish.
by Stamping Feet of Dream World
from sea to shining
sea armed and dangerous so
enter with caution
by a gun crazed nation warns would be assailants
prey eaten and
intruders blown away that what
I'm talkin' about!!
by I will put a cap in your ass!
Predators will eat.
Prey will be eaten for lunch.
We are animals.
by Which one are you? of Humans can be Both, But Not Neither
No more guns a dream.
So, if the bad guys are armed,
I take one in mine.
by Not a Victim of Bad Guys Exist
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed until you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
by See, Just Keep Trying! of Mistakes are Learning Opportunities
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed 'til you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
by You Will Find Peace...Keep Looking. of Focus on The Positive.
relax gun laws and
revert to Wild West days life's
less predictable
by yipee kayee!!
The planet
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
The planet
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
following each breath
to the depths of their essence
their souls united
by Haiku half-wit
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and deep sleep
by Haiku half-wit
their gaze intertwined
through passion's coital coil
love's helix eternal
by Haiku half-wit
I'm just so mixed up
Pulled different directions
My life is a mess
by Anonymous Poet
High educated
He's Highly intelligent
Don't think! Cross dresser
Just an act?
by Fan of Edd
made up, dressed to kill
sauntering in his high heels
he asks, "Cake or death?"
by Eddie Izzard of London, England
My Little Man spills
Milk is spreading everywhere
Are you mad Daddy?
by dAd-E-0407 of Ohio
little boy badd ass
poured milk in his potato
just being a pill...
by got milk??
