Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
he emptied his clip
into the target as he
shot his load in her
Haiku # 46443 February 26, 2010 11:47 am ET
by no stereotypes here in Tucson shooting range
we say it loudly
we say it over again
we's schizophrenic
Haiku # 46442 February 26, 2010 11:43 am ET
by so full of WE
I always say truth.
Especially about that.
Shut up or I'll shoot.
Haiku # 46441 February 25, 2010 9:13 pm ET
by Buford T. Justice of Prowd Murkin
We say it loudly.
We say it once and again.
Who are we kidding?
Haiku # 46440 February 25, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by It really IS that big! Really it is!
I've a modest eight
inches and revolver so
drop the dick/gun shit
Haiku # 46439 February 25, 2010 5:53 pm ET
by stupid stereotypic analogies
dancing the mambo
in a pit of mambas is
not a good idea
Haiku # 46438 February 25, 2010 12:48 pm ET
by theme parks gone terribly wrong
wild animals
in captivity become
highly stressed creatures
Haiku # 46437 February 25, 2010 12:43 pm ET
by leave wild animals be
new kid's attraction
called "Cuddling with Pythons" it'll
take your breath away
Haiku # 46436 February 25, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by getting close to nature
kissing dolphins and
swimming with orcas what the
fuck have we become?!
Haiku # 46435 February 25, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by you call this being One with Nature?!
no joke that killer
orca's show called "Dining with
Shamu" it's so sick!
Haiku # 46434 February 25, 2010 12:34 pm ET
by Free Willy!
no guns needed in
the land of cuckolds they let
real men do the work
Haiku # 46433 February 25, 2010 8:50 am ET
by cum clean up my mess
Her Amiricans
Your Guns are a substitute
for a small penis

If you respond. you are just confirming the truth. Inadequate!!!!
Haiku # 46432 February 25, 2010 7:20 am ET
by No Gun needed here
i'm lolligagging
plotting to make you happy;
a fruitless venture
Haiku # 46431 February 25, 2010 4:18 am ET
by liza of optimism helps
note passed at work:
name, number, email, motel;
"call me beautiful".
Haiku # 46430 February 25, 2010 3:10 am ET
by liza of awkward come-ons
most excellent type
enthusiastic lively
swinging the saddle
Haiku # 46429 February 25, 2010 1:09 am ET
by giddeeeee up
still screwin your bam
baby I'm just asking sweet
patience in my eyes
Haiku # 46428 February 25, 2010 1:05 am ET
by shhhhhhhh
different clubs sweet
but it was love at first sight
up and down lightly
Haiku # 46427 February 25, 2010 1:03 am ET
by eat it pure
Pop a cap in it!
Eyball to eyball with it!
Show it who is boss!
Haiku # 46426 February 24, 2010 8:59 pm ET
by Better be a big pistol...
Ya, screw the whales!
They suck and so do dolphins!
Human people rule!
Haiku # 46425 February 24, 2010 8:46 pm ET
by Polar Bears are RIght Out! of Little Snow Seals are Tasty
Vote in November
Allow Orca handlers
to carry pistols
Haiku # 46424 February 24, 2010 8:42 pm ET
by Screw the Whales of Support Your Local Whale Trainer
Armed Society
A polite society.
Predators beware.
Haiku # 46423 February 24, 2010 8:38 pm ET
by Never Rob and Armed Man of Stand up to Bullies
the same orca killed
before..what now? a lethal
injection perhaps?
Haiku # 46422 February 24, 2010 5:34 pm ET
by sick society
orca kills trainer at
theme park..ADVICE just let the
fuckin' Orcas BE!
Haiku # 46421 February 24, 2010 5:32 pm ET
by theme park insanity
wretched weaver's bs**
is "bs" reincarnate..
new but not improved
Haiku # 46420 February 24, 2010 5:10 pm ET
by recycled **bull shit is still shit
squat down on my face
pretend that i'm a toilet
drown me with your love
Haiku # 46419 February 24, 2010 4:13 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Chinese expunge Zen
Buddhism like sand mandala
scattered to the winds
Haiku # 46418 February 24, 2010 3:19 pm ET
by Impermanent nature of things
thinning out human
species through disease and war
is nature's purging
Haiku # 46417 February 24, 2010 3:09 pm ET
by Robert Malthus was correct
civilization
and Dark Age a thin membrane
separates them, yes?

Haiku # 46416 February 24, 2010 2:40 pm ET
by the rise and fall of Americania
barricade the door
remember the Alamo
loaded and ready
Haiku # 46415 February 24, 2010 2:34 pm ET
by say hello to my little friends!!
if life is a dream
then there's no exit from this
damn f**king nightmare
Haiku # 46414 February 24, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by honey get my rifle
second amendment
right to bear arms and blow all
you suckers away!
Haiku # 46413 February 24, 2010 2:29 pm ET
by ready and waiting
when a Harvard prof
is packin' heat it's time we
all get a Glock, right?!!
Haiku # 46412 February 24, 2010 2:26 pm ET
by NRA sign me up NOW!
The young and the fools
ignore the bears and the wolves.
Living in a wish.
Haiku # 46411 February 24, 2010 2:23 pm ET
by Stamping Feet of Dream World
from sea to shining
sea armed and dangerous so
enter with caution
Haiku # 46410 February 24, 2010 2:02 pm ET
by a gun crazed nation warns would be assailants
prey eaten and
intruders blown away that what
I'm talkin' about!!
Haiku # 46409 February 24, 2010 1:55 pm ET
by I will put a cap in your ass!
Predators will eat.
Prey will be eaten for lunch.
We are animals.
Haiku # 46408 February 24, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by Which one are you? of Humans can be Both, But Not Neither
No more guns a dream.
So, if the bad guys are armed,
I take one in mine.
Haiku # 46407 February 24, 2010 1:45 pm ET
by Not a Victim of Bad Guys Exist
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed until you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
Haiku # 46406 February 24, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by See, Just Keep Trying! of Mistakes are Learning Opportunities
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed 'til you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
Haiku # 46405 February 24, 2010 1:39 pm ET
by You Will Find Peace...Keep Looking. of Focus on The Positive.
relax gun laws and
revert to Wild West days life's
less predictable
Haiku # 46404 February 24, 2010 11:28 am ET
by yipee kayee!!
The planet
Haiku # 46403 February 24, 2010 9:19 am ET
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
The planet
Haiku # 46402 February 24, 2010 9:18 am ET
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
following each breath
to the depths of their essence
their souls united
Haiku # 46401 February 24, 2010 8:28 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and deep sleep
Haiku # 46400 February 24, 2010 8:22 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
their gaze intertwined
through passion's coital coil
love's helix eternal
Haiku # 46399 February 24, 2010 8:20 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
I'm just so mixed up
Pulled different directions
My life is a mess
Haiku # 46398 February 24, 2010 5:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
High educated
He's Highly intelligent
Don't think! Cross dresser

Just an act?
Haiku # 46397 February 24, 2010 5:23 am ET
by Fan of Edd
made up, dressed to kill
sauntering in his high heels
he asks, "Cake or death?"
Haiku # 46396 February 24, 2010 12:27 am ET
by Eddie Izzard of London, England
My Little Man spills
Milk is spreading everywhere
Are you mad Daddy?
Haiku # 46395 February 23, 2010 10:52 pm ET
by dAd-E-0407 of Ohio
little boy badd ass
poured milk in his potato
just being a pill...
Haiku # 46394 February 23, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by got milk??