Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

prey eaten and
intruders blown away that what
I'm talkin' about!!
Haiku # 46409, February 24, 2010 1:55 pm ET
by I will put a cap in your ass!
Predators will eat.
Prey will be eaten for lunch.
We are animals.
Haiku # 46408, February 24, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by Which one are you? of Humans can be Both, But Not Neither
No more guns a dream.
So, if the bad guys are armed,
I take one in mine.
Haiku # 46407, February 24, 2010 1:45 pm ET
by Not a Victim of Bad Guys Exist
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed until you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
Haiku # 46406, February 24, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by See, Just Keep Trying! of Mistakes are Learning Opportunities
Dearest Messy Life:
You ain't failed 'til you quit.
Don't give up the ship.
Haiku # 46405, February 24, 2010 1:39 pm ET
by You Will Find Peace...Keep Looking. of Focus on The Positive.
relax gun laws and
revert to Wild West days life's
less predictable
Haiku # 46404, February 24, 2010 11:28 am ET
by yipee kayee!!
The planet
Haiku # 46403, February 24, 2010 9:19 am ET
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
The planet
Haiku # 46402, February 24, 2010 9:18 am ET
by Rich @ Haiku-It! of UK
following each breath
to the depths of their essence
their souls united
Haiku # 46401, February 24, 2010 8:28 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and deep sleep
Haiku # 46400, February 24, 2010 8:22 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
their gaze intertwined
through passion's coital coil
love's helix eternal
Haiku # 46399, February 24, 2010 8:20 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
I'm just so mixed up
Pulled different directions
My life is a mess
Haiku # 46398, February 24, 2010 5:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
High educated
He's Highly intelligent
Don't think! Cross dresser

Just an act?
Haiku # 46397, February 24, 2010 5:23 am ET
by Fan of Edd
made up, dressed to kill
sauntering in his high heels
he asks, "Cake or death?"
Haiku # 46396, February 24, 2010 12:27 am ET
by Eddie Izzard of London, England
My Little Man spills
Milk is spreading everywhere
Are you mad Daddy?
Haiku # 46395, February 23, 2010 10:52 pm ET
by dAd-E-0407 of Ohio
little boy badd ass
poured milk in his potato
just being a pill...
Haiku # 46394, February 23, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by got milk??
Pills, magical pills.
I like little yellow ones.
Mom's little helper.

Haiku # 46393, February 23, 2010 8:04 pm ET
by But Now I Need Them...
and
take
your pills
Haiku # 46392, February 23, 2010 7:58 pm ET
by someone take a breath
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and whispers
Haiku # 46391, February 23, 2010 7:23 pm ET
by heart to heart and genital connections
there's no you or me
only balls slapping buttocks
rhythms of the world
Haiku # 46390, February 23, 2010 5:38 pm ET
by wretch weaver
he was nice to me
flowers by delivery
sent them to his ex
Haiku # 46389, February 23, 2010 4:14 pm ET
by badgirl
Hmmm, I don't get it.
We conceptualize it.
We are part of nature.
Haiku # 46388, February 23, 2010 1:01 pm ET
by Then it must be Natural? of Catch 22
Oh, that's a good one
Unnaturally for sure
Very profound dude
Haiku # 46387, February 23, 2010 12:57 pm ET
by Like Totally
Fair is a concept
exists in the human mind
unnaturally
Haiku # 46386, February 23, 2010 12:49 pm ET
by Not a Perfect world of Go Easy on Yourself
the inequities
driven by exploitation
irks me to no end
Haiku # 46385, February 23, 2010 12:23 pm ET
by sexism racism agism ethnocentrism et al
I know you have pain
You despise the unfairness
unbalances you
Haiku # 46384, February 23, 2010 11:28 am ET
by Hard to help if you are hysterical of Balance is the key
First, broad brush screaming
Then, revise your position
Lying to yourself
Haiku # 46383, February 23, 2010 11:20 am ET
by Blinded by Hate
First broad brush talk,
then hide your histrionics
rewrite history
Haiku # 46382, February 23, 2010 11:18 am ET
by I never said THAT! of Protest Too Much, Me Thinks...
you hear ALL when I
cry SOME is the distortion
my "voice" or your "ear"
Haiku # 46381, February 23, 2010 10:57 am ET
by fuzzy communicationz
Buddhist thinking and
activism not mutually
exclusive concepts
Haiku # 46380, February 23, 2010 10:55 am ET
by cry out injustices though they are part of US
Moving forward now
helping where best I can help
Not stopping to cry
Haiku # 46379, February 23, 2010 10:54 am ET
by Rich and Helping of Condemning All Rich Silly
onset of a three day
snowfall relax into the
shoveling ahead
Haiku # 46378, February 23, 2010 10:51 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
There will always be
pain, want and inequity
it's a part of us
Haiku # 46377, February 23, 2010 10:49 am ET
by Extremism Blinds Itself of Calm Mature Adult
bottom line?? it's a
case of INTERBEING v.
EACH ONE FOR HIMSELF
Haiku # 46376, February 23, 2010 10:27 am ET
by it is every man for himself
case of plausible
deniability the
baby killed himself
Haiku # 46375, February 23, 2010 10:20 am ET
by how could you let the child starve to death
mind shuttered to the
cries of the starving baby
why won't it just DIE!!
Haiku # 46374, February 23, 2010 10:17 am ET
by just shut the f**k up
like a Bill Evan's
jazz riff variations of
the same melody
Haiku # 46373, February 23, 2010 10:12 am ET
by nice to "hear" the takes
Masking my heart ache
Dancing among the onions
My eyes full of tears
Haiku # 46372, February 23, 2010 9:56 am ET
by William Nippress of Thats the one!
My eyes full of tears
Dancing among the onions
Masking emotions
Haiku # 46371, February 23, 2010 9:49 am ET
by William Nippress of Getting closer
My eyes veiled by tears
Dancing among the Onions
Concealing the truth
Haiku # 46370, February 23, 2010 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress of Work in progress
My cries veiled by tears
Dancing among the Onions
Conceals my crushed Heart
Haiku # 46369, February 23, 2010 6:20 am ET
by William Nippress of Flows better?
My cries veiled by tears
Dancing among the onions
Hide my broken Heart
Haiku # 46368, February 23, 2010 5:35 am ET
by William nippress
from where i'm standing,
hidden by a smaller pine--
one large sycamore.

the parallax:
both physical and meta-
keep that in mind.
Haiku # 46367, February 22, 2010 10:06 pm ET
by liza of perception deception
Cry babies drain me.
Swirling whirlpool down, down, down.
Extreme unbalance.
Haiku # 46366, February 22, 2010 9:30 pm ET
by Seek Help
the paradigm of
maturity holds court on
high with feet of clay
Haiku # 46365, February 22, 2010 4:46 pm ET
by his over-inflated sense of selfness
read carefully and
don't miss the forest through the
trees and you'll get it
Haiku # 46364, February 22, 2010 4:43 pm ET
by easy to judge with broad strokes
CRIMES are justified
in derivative land by
SOME not ALL get it?!
Haiku # 46363, February 22, 2010 4:41 pm ET
by let us give Madoff a bonus, eh?!
Steel eel mad me ill
I got ill on the Steel eel
ill on the Steel eel
Haiku # 46362, February 22, 2010 4:11 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
The haiku poet
doth protest too much, me thinks.
Not all rich are bad!
Haiku # 46361, February 22, 2010 3:37 pm ET
by All The Mental Agility of a Small Soap Dish of Deep Breath, Grow Up
not broad strokes of rage
but witnessing amoral
acts of greed /contempt
Haiku # 46360, February 22, 2010 3:28 pm ET
by all is justified in the land of derivatives
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