Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 325 Days and 78454 Haiku later...
their gaze intertwined
through passion's coital coil
love's helix eternal
Haiku # 46399 ↗ February 24, 2010 8:20 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
I'm just so mixed up
Pulled different directions
My life is a mess
Haiku # 46398 ↗ February 24, 2010 5:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
High educated
He's Highly intelligent
Don't think! Cross dresser

Just an act?
Haiku # 46397 ↗ February 24, 2010 5:23 am ET
by Fan of Edd
made up, dressed to kill
sauntering in his high heels
he asks, "Cake or death?"
Haiku # 46396 ↗ February 24, 2010 12:27 am ET
by Eddie Izzard of London, England
My Little Man spills
Milk is spreading everywhere
Are you mad Daddy?
Haiku # 46395 ↗ February 23, 2010 10:52 pm ET
by dAd-E-0407 of Ohio
little boy badd ass
poured milk in his potato
just being a pill...
Haiku # 46394 ↗ February 23, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by got milk??
Pills, magical pills.
I like little yellow ones.
Mom's little helper.

Haiku # 46393 ↗ February 23, 2010 8:04 pm ET
by But Now I Need Them...
and
take
your pills
Haiku # 46392 ↗ February 23, 2010 7:58 pm ET
by someone take a breath
their inner mounting
passions climaxed with crying
laughter and whispers
Haiku # 46391 ↗ February 23, 2010 7:23 pm ET
by heart to heart and genital connections
there's no you or me
only balls slapping buttocks
rhythms of the world
Haiku # 46390 ↗ February 23, 2010 5:38 pm ET
by wretch weaver
he was nice to me
flowers by delivery
sent them to his ex
Haiku # 46389 ↗ February 23, 2010 4:14 pm ET
by badgirl
Hmmm, I don't get it.
We conceptualize it.
We are part of nature.
Haiku # 46388 ↗ February 23, 2010 1:01 pm ET
by Then it must be Natural? of Catch 22
Oh, that's a good one
Unnaturally for sure
Very profound dude
Haiku # 46387 ↗ February 23, 2010 12:57 pm ET
by Like Totally
Fair is a concept
exists in the human mind
unnaturally
Haiku # 46386 ↗ February 23, 2010 12:49 pm ET
by Not a Perfect world of Go Easy on Yourself
the inequities
driven by exploitation
irks me to no end
Haiku # 46385 ↗ February 23, 2010 12:23 pm ET
by sexism racism agism ethnocentrism et al
I know you have pain
You despise the unfairness
unbalances you
Haiku # 46384 ↗ February 23, 2010 11:28 am ET
by Hard to help if you are hysterical of Balance is the key
First, broad brush screaming
Then, revise your position
Lying to yourself
Haiku # 46383 ↗ February 23, 2010 11:20 am ET
by Blinded by Hate
First broad brush talk,
then hide your histrionics
rewrite history
Haiku # 46382 ↗ February 23, 2010 11:18 am ET
by I never said THAT! of Protest Too Much, Me Thinks...
you hear ALL when I
cry SOME is the distortion
my "voice" or your "ear"
Haiku # 46381 ↗ February 23, 2010 10:57 am ET
by fuzzy communicationz
Buddhist thinking and
activism not mutually
exclusive concepts
Haiku # 46380 ↗ February 23, 2010 10:55 am ET
by cry out injustices though they are part of US
Moving forward now
helping where best I can help
Not stopping to cry
Haiku # 46379 ↗ February 23, 2010 10:54 am ET
by Rich and Helping of Condemning All Rich Silly
onset of a three day
snowfall relax into the
shoveling ahead
Haiku # 46378 ↗ February 23, 2010 10:51 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
There will always be
pain, want and inequity
it's a part of us
Haiku # 46377 ↗ February 23, 2010 10:49 am ET
by Extremism Blinds Itself of Calm Mature Adult
bottom line?? it's a
case of INTERBEING v.
EACH ONE FOR HIMSELF
Haiku # 46376 ↗ February 23, 2010 10:27 am ET
by it is every man for himself
case of plausible
deniability the
baby killed himself
Haiku # 46375 ↗ February 23, 2010 10:20 am ET
by how could you let the child starve to death
mind shuttered to the
cries of the starving baby
why won't it just DIE!!
Haiku # 46374 ↗ February 23, 2010 10:17 am ET
by just shut the f**k up
like a Bill Evan's
jazz riff variations of
the same melody
Haiku # 46373 ↗ February 23, 2010 10:12 am ET
by nice to "hear" the takes
Masking my heart ache
Dancing among the onions
My eyes full of tears
Haiku # 46372 ↗ February 23, 2010 9:56 am ET
by William Nippress of Thats the one!
My eyes full of tears
Dancing among the onions
Masking emotions
Haiku # 46371 ↗ February 23, 2010 9:49 am ET
by William Nippress of Getting closer
My eyes veiled by tears
Dancing among the Onions
Concealing the truth
Haiku # 46370 ↗ February 23, 2010 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress of Work in progress
My cries veiled by tears
Dancing among the Onions
Conceals my crushed Heart
Haiku # 46369 ↗ February 23, 2010 6:20 am ET
by William Nippress of Flows better?
My cries veiled by tears
Dancing among the onions
Hide my broken Heart
Haiku # 46368 ↗ February 23, 2010 5:35 am ET
by William nippress
from where i'm standing,
hidden by a smaller pine--
one large sycamore.

the parallax:
both physical and meta-
keep that in mind.
Haiku # 46367 ↗ February 22, 2010 10:06 pm ET
by liza of perception deception
Cry babies drain me.
Swirling whirlpool down, down, down.
Extreme unbalance.
Haiku # 46366 ↗ February 22, 2010 9:30 pm ET
by Seek Help
the paradigm of
maturity holds court on
high with feet of clay
Haiku # 46365 ↗ February 22, 2010 4:46 pm ET
by his over-inflated sense of selfness
read carefully and
don't miss the forest through the
trees and you'll get it
Haiku # 46364 ↗ February 22, 2010 4:43 pm ET
by easy to judge with broad strokes
CRIMES are justified
in derivative land by
SOME not ALL get it?!
Haiku # 46363 ↗ February 22, 2010 4:41 pm ET
by let us give Madoff a bonus, eh?!
Steel eel mad me ill
I got ill on the Steel eel
ill on the Steel eel
Haiku # 46362 ↗ February 22, 2010 4:11 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
The haiku poet
doth protest too much, me thinks.
Not all rich are bad!
Haiku # 46361 ↗ February 22, 2010 3:37 pm ET
by All The Mental Agility of a Small Soap Dish of Deep Breath, Grow Up
not broad strokes of rage
but witnessing amoral
acts of greed /contempt
Haiku # 46360 ↗ February 22, 2010 3:28 pm ET
by all is justified in the land of derivatives
focused anger to
those whose comfort have been gained
at other's expense
Haiku # 46359 ↗ February 22, 2010 3:20 pm ET
by sociopathic manipulations
Man is good and bad
don't blindly condemn them all
hate is a poison
Haiku # 46358 ↗ February 22, 2010 12:45 pm ET
by Blind Hate of Those More Comfortable
no problem can be
solved from the same CONSCIOUSNESS
that created it
Haiku # 46357 ↗ February 22, 2010 8:21 am ET
by history repeats itself over and over and over
Pinochet dragged the
intelligentsia to
soccer stadium

poof they vanished no
magic just bullets for "Los
Desapardos"**

** the missing
Haiku # 46356 ↗ February 22, 2010 8:17 am ET
by a case of natural selection?
Khmer Rouge wiped out
a generation of MINDS
and regressed tenfold
Haiku # 46355 ↗ February 22, 2010 8:10 am ET
by was this natural selection?
law of the jungle..
natural selection does
brains conquer brawn
Haiku # 46354 ↗ February 22, 2010 8:07 am ET
by sometimes yes sometimes no
parsing out the "ISMS"
is like separating dog
from cat shit still's shit
Haiku # 46353 ↗ February 22, 2010 8:04 am ET
by stinky skanky ideologies
if we tore it all
down and started over the
same thing would happen
Haiku # 46352 ↗ February 22, 2010 8:00 am ET
by its the same old song
Marie Antoinette
did she really say "Let them
eat cake." what a bitch!!
Haiku # 46351 ↗ February 22, 2010 7:58 am ET
by storm the Bastille
here the primal sounds
that play out in the halls of
politics each day
Haiku # 46350 ↗ February 22, 2010 7:55 am ET
by they just use fancier words